Goat poop ability

[-3xA'Lu©κy the disappearing act]

I know it sounds silly but with goat parkour and rideable bikes in the next patch... why not make this a reality too?!

[Nihongophile]

Because what would it acheive honestly, what do you think this is, Duke Nuken Forever!?

[-3xA'Lu©κy the disappearing act]

Originally posted by onederpyhorse:

Because what would it acheive honestly, what do you think this is, Duke Nuken Forever!?

I was actually serious about this request. And I'm not asking for the goat to throw around his ♥♥♥♥... I mean, players can do that if they want to. Or lick and drag it with their tongue -- but a goat eating or drinking stuff and excreting, in general, would be great :)

Anyway: thanks for commenting :P

[hvbtkm]

I don't think this would add anything, best to focus on more maps and hidden stuff.

[Barser]

It needs to be added asap. Jumping on a trampolin pooping down on peoples faces. Then crashing a party eating there food and throw up all over the place. Actually since your a goat you should be able to eat all kind of weird things. But what comes in must come out, one way or the other.

[-3xA'Lu©κy the disappearing act]

Originally posted by hvbtkm:

I don't think this would add anything, best to focus on more maps and hidden stuff.

You could argue the same for goat parkour or rideable bikes. Just subjective, funny stuff people want to see added to the game and keep that absurdity-level as high as the sky.

[-3xA'Lu©κy the disappearing act]

Originally posted by Barser:

It needs to be added asap. Jumping on a trampolin pooping down on peoples faces. Then crashing a party eating there food and throw up all over the place. Actually since your a goat you should be able to eat all kind of weird things. But what comes in must come out, one way or the other.

Here's a smart man :>)

[scooter97]

i wanna goat poo so hard

[mump]

Same

[-3xA'Lu©κy the disappearing act]

Originally posted by scooter97:

i wanna goat poo so hard

Made me lol when I read that.

[Shoween]

+1

[-3xA'Lu©κy the disappearing act]

I just learned the italian dinosaur goat mutator allows you to lick and then eat things attached (using R - the special key) and the result is a watermelon excrement which later explodes.

Didn't know that at all before :0

[Nihongophile]

Originally posted by -3xA'Lu©κy:

I just learned the italian dinosaur goat mutator allows you to lick and then eat things attached (using R - the special key) and the result is a watermelon excrement which later explodes.

Didn't know that at all before :0

It's actually meant to be an egg, originally it was called Yoshi Goat, but they had to change it due to copy right.

[-3xA'Lu©κy the disappearing act]

Originally posted by onederpyhorse:

Originally posted by -3xA'Lu©κy:

I just learned the italian dinosaur goat mutator allows you to lick and then eat things attached (using R - the special key) and the result is a watermelon excrement which later explodes.

Didn't know that at all before :0

It's actually meant to be an egg, originally it was called Yoshi Goat, but they had to change it due to copy right.

Yeah I heard that.

[GustavGlaven]

This is a sim. Pooping is not an ability, it is just something that happens. Adding it as an ability would detract from the realism.

[Nacho]

the goat farts.isn't that enough?