Goat Sim - My Review

[The Director]

I added Goat Sim to my collection of Steam Games once it went on FLASH sale. I felt a bit bad about waiting to get such a steal of a deal on a highly accurate and high rated simulation of Goats.
Having raised 12 real goats and eaten 1 myself, I felt qualified to review this game called "Goat Sim."
I just finished putting in 0.3 hours on this simulation and have finalized my review.

First, this simulation degrades goats all over the world making them look like blood thirsty, out of control beasts out for blood and carnage. It creates an unrealistic fear of goats and is completely goatist.

Second, Apparently there is a breed of goat I have never seen before that has a tongue like an ant eater, can survive a 500 foot fall, is able to run headon into traffic and get run over by a semi truck and walk away.
The specific breed of goat featured in this simulation is also able to be set on fire, ride a bike, and jump on a trampoline. All that my goats ever did were eat, poop, lick their balls, and hump each other. Maybe I owned the boring breed of goat, who knows.

So is this sim worth buying? Well, if you are fond of goats, enjoyed Postal 2, and have a sense of humor you will LOVE this game. If you have always wanted to be a goat, lick a girl with your long tongue and head-butt people into traffic then get the game!

As for me, I have turned to the cult of GOAT for the goat is good.

[King Oberon]

I'm sick of you damn librals trying to ruin all the goat fun with your ZC (Zoologically Correct) nonsense. Hell, back when Reagan was king we enjoyed wholesome goatsploitation films such as "Axe of the Goat" (Parts 1 through 6), "So I Married a Goat" and the classic "Farm Buddies: Goat Loves Pig" and nobody camplained, especially not that commie AGLU. Why? Because goats just ain't smart like peoples is. So exploiting them, such as this fine piece of cinema, is a way to make their lazy hides valuable to society. You know what a lazy goat does? EATS CANS!!!

Next you'll be havin' goat-human relations, goat citizenship, or (heaven forbid) a goat president. Get a job, ya hippie.

[The Director]

引用自 cancelHoo：

I'm sick of you damn librals trying to ruin all the goat fun with your ZC (Zoologically Correct) nonsense. Hell, back when Reagan was king we enjoyed wholesome goatsploitation films such as "Axe of the Goat" (Parts 1 through 6), "So I Married a Goat" and the classic "Farm Buddies: Goat Loves Pig" and nobody camplained, especially not that commie AGLU. Why? Because goats just ain't smart like peoples is. So exploiting them, such as this fine piece of cinema, is a way to make their lazy hides valuable to society. You know what a lazy goat does? EATS CANS!!!

Next you'll be havin' goat-human relations, goat citizenship, or (heaven forbid) a goat president. Get a job, ya hippie.

[The Director]

引用自 Rob：

Stupid things amuse stupid minds.

Stupid people don't know they are stupid and don't find stupid things funny. Only smart, educated people find stupid things funny because their view point is different. HUMOR is the Spie of life! Enjoy, life is short.

[MANBEARPIG]

引用自 Rob：

Stupid things amuse stupid minds.

I wonder how reporting this post and saying "He's a prick" would go down lol.

Seriously though, stupid people have closed minds. Your mind doesn't seem very open to me.

[King Oberon]

Asteroids gave me hemorrhoids.
Pac-man caused my Gout.
I'm old and mad, like your poor grandad,
but my arthritis won't keep me from Punch-out.