Goat Simulator

Goat Simulator

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Jools 2014 年 6 月 10 日 上午 11:15
Rocket skates
I am aware that, much like old Devil Goat, it's not working as intended at the moment.

My question is, why are they called rocket *skates*? They have no wheels and are clearly just combat boots with rockets attached to them. Shouldn't they be called rocket boots?
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Poobah Gorg 2014 年 6 月 10 日 下午 1:38 
Perhaps the devs are roller derby fans and they're planning to patch in Rice Rocket from Jam City Rollergirls? Sorry, pretty much the only video game character who's ever walked up and said "hi" to me at a bar.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KF4g90rH9tc
Cccactus 2014 年 6 月 10 日 下午 2:21 
Skates don't have to have wheels. For example: Ice skates.
Poobah Gorg 2014 年 6 月 10 日 下午 3:24 
引用自 Cccactus
Skates don't have to have wheels. For example: Ice skates.

What are you, some kind of Canadian? Next you'lll want them to add in TimBits or poutine. When you press 1 it says "Sore-E, eh?"
最後修改者:Poobah Gorg; 2014 年 6 月 10 日 下午 3:25
Jools 2014 年 6 月 10 日 下午 4:13 
引用自 Cccactus
Skates don't have to have wheels. For example: Ice skates.

I'm aware, but they don't have blades either. ;-) They're just boots.
Cccactus 2014 年 6 月 10 日 下午 4:50 
引用自 Poobah Gorg
What are you, some kind of Canadian? Next you'lll want them to add in TimBits or poutine. When you press 1 it says "Sore-E, eh?"


I'm Welsh so I have no idea what you are talking about. :]


引用自 Jools
I'm aware, but they don't have blades either. ;-) They're just boots.


If they let you glide across the floor I guess they could be considered 'skates' but they're just boots for now.
Poobah Gorg 2014 年 6 月 10 日 下午 5:11 
引用自 Cccactus
引用自 Poobah Gorg
What are you, some kind of Canadian? Next you'lll want them to add in TimBits or poutine. When you press 1 it says "Sore-E, eh?"


I'm Welsh so I have no idea what you are talking about. :]

I'll bet you used to know but Torchwood used some Retcon on you.

When Canadians aren't playing hockey they are ice skating for fun (if they aren't cross-country skiing to work). Because the moment you cross the border it is freezing/snowing 365 days a year (no, really!).

TimBits are some sort of donut hole thing (spherical donut-like snack) that they sell at Tim Hortons (a restaurant/coffee-house chain that's sneakily crossed the border into the northern U.S.). Every Canadian loves eating/drinking coffee at Tim Horton's. The fellow it's named after was a big hockey star.

Poutine is a marvelous dish that very few of us outside Canada have experienced. It was invented in Montreal. Take french fries (what you and many Ontarians would call "chips"), add melted cheese curds and cover the whole thing with brown gravy (all gravy outside of the southern U.S. and New Jersey is brown, but I digress).

As you head north in most of North America the people speak English faster. Canadians tend to speak fastest of all (think William Shatner without the dramatic pauses). Aside from actually pronouncing the U in "about" (they actually say something closer to "aboat" than "aboot"), they are VERY polite to a fault. Canadians are always apologizing, even though they've usually done nothing wrong that would require apologizing for. Unlike most Americans, they don't say "sarry" or "sahrry," they say "sore-E." It sounds a bit peculiar to American ears, and they say it quite often!

I like to tease Canadians, most of them are very good sports aboat it. It's like when you make fun of Birmingham or Glaswegians (minus the fights). :special:
Cccactus 2014 年 6 月 10 日 下午 5:50 
Thank you for the Canadian culture lesson. I hope to visit one day :p


引用自 Poobah Gorg
TimBits are some sort of donut hole thing (spherical donut-like snack) that they sell at Tim Hortons (a restaurant/coffee-house chain that's sneakily crossed the border into the northern U.S.). Every Canadian loves eating/drinking coffee at Tim Horton's. The fellow it's named after was a big hockey star.

A sports star named a coffee house after himself? That's just ridiculous.

引用自 Poobah Gorg
Poutine is a marvelous dish that very few of us outside Canada have experienced. It was invented in Montreal. Take french fries (what you and many Ontarians would call "chips"), add melted cheese curds and cover the whole thing with brown gravy (all gravy outside of the southern U.S. and New Jersey is brown, but I digress).

What are cheese curds? 'Cheesy chips with gravy' are pretty easy to find around here.

引用自 Poobah Gorg
I like to tease Canadians, most of them are very good sports aboat it. It's like when you make fun of Birmingham or Glaswegians (minus the fights). :special:

Brummies and Glaswegians are rarely good sports. :(
Poobah Gorg 2014 年 6 月 10 日 下午 7:33 
Timmy Ho's is perhaps more of a donut shop than a coffee house. Here in my part of the U.S. they've largely replaced our Starbucks, so... It's also a soup and sandwich place.

Cheese curds are something you tend to find in Wisconsin and upstate NY. It's a white cheese that comes in little blobs/balls. You'd have to google it, I guess.
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