Found a religious article about goat sim

[Kikinaak]

http://remnantnewspaper.com/web/index.php/fetzen-fliegen/item/3423-goat-simulator-app-lets-your-kids-sacrifice-people-to-satan
Oh look, more satanic panic over a videogame. How novel.
Brace for impact people. The crusade has (re)started :)

[Unicarn]

[Guacamakis]

The comments were hilarious but also really ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ depressing

[Kikinaak]

I know. They think video game magic is real, that in game sacrifices call up real demons, and that steam actually manufactures trading cards. And they mock the guy who tried to actually give them some real info on the game.
God help us all if they ever discover the shin megami tensei series.

[SlimPickens]

christian people take everything to seriously ;/ they need a chill goat ♥♥♥♥ soap 360 machine to relax them

[SuperDean]

well i just went straight to the comments and i can say i hate them all (except the 2 that actualy explain the game)

[Unicarn]

I find it hilarious how they claim the game's geared towards children when it's not.

The PC version is rated M by the ESRB. Console version is rated T by the ESRB. Mobile version is not rated by the ESRB. It's 9+ on iPhone and 10+ on Android. Not sure why it's so inconsistent.

[Kikinaak]

Heh. Someone actually did try to explain the game to them. He was mocked, compared to satan tempting eve in the garden, and then deleted. Yet we sinful gamers are the ones attacking and oppressing them.

They claim this game contains an actual satanic ritual and that "Evil symbols and constructs are evil because they posses a certain capacity to be evil in and of themselves" - direct quote from their moderator.

Ok, lets roll with this. Video games are made by Man (and Woman!) If a video game npc can be sacrificed to the real (to them) satan, it logically follows that man must be capable of creating life, and endowing that life with a soul.

This would also make anyone who has ever shut off a video game guilty of mass murder. I'm looking at YOU, parents that unplug consoles. HOW many innocent, law abiding citizens of that sim city did you send screaming into the digital abyss because it was dinner time? You heartless monster.

... nope. Couldnt even type it without cracking up. I lost.

[Jodi]

why did they sya this “Goat Simulator” and its four sequels

[Jodi]

it doesnt have sequels

[Unicarn]

Originally posted by ElrodBlox:

why did they sya this “Goat Simulator” and its four sequels

They think DLC's are sequels.

[Kikinaak]

Originally posted by Unicarn:

Originally posted by ElrodBlox:

why did they sya this “Goat Simulator” and its four sequels

They think DLC's are sequels.

I think they mean the droid versions

[Jodi]

Originally posted by Kikinaak:

Originally posted by Unicarn:

They think DLC's are sequels.

I think they mean the droid versions

yea even tho they couldve put them all into 1

[Vyvyvn]

You realize these are the same sort of idiots who claim mario is evil. Or minecraft. Or (Insert Kid's toy/show here),

[SuperDean]

Originally posted by Vyvyn Von Crux:

You realize these are the same sort of idiots who claim mario is evil. Or minecraft. Or (Insert Kid's toy/show here),

oooh can you link me to the minecraft one i want to see how they make a block builder into satanic

[Jodi]

you can lits build anythign thats there problem i mean u could build saten hiself if u want