Petition to make the coffee cup drunk instead of eaten !!!11

[Agrorix]

What's the point of having a coffe maker if it's to eat a cup of coffee, and by eat I mean litterally eaten like in "crunch miom miom slurp", especially when there are tons of others drinks (ex : water) which do it way better ..?

What would I drink a cup of coffee if it can't be actually drunk, can it ?

The coffee maker is roughly as useless as the cyclop... and this is an understatement.

[Zemecon]

My guess is that the sugar in the coffee is meant to dehydrate you so that may be why you may not see your thirst meter go up. Not sure about hunger... I think it is meant for aesthetics more than anything. Like the vending machine.

[Wii remote gaming]

Originally posted by Salinité:

My guess is that the sugar in the coffee is meant to dehydrate you so that may be why you may not see your thirst meter go up. Not sure about hunger... I think it is meant for aesthetics more than anything. Like the vending machine.

I thought salt is the one that supposed to dehydrated you, not sugar

[Zemecon]

Originally posted by Tachanka:

Originally posted by Salinité:

My guess is that the sugar in the coffee is meant to dehydrate you so that may be why you may not see your thirst meter go up. Not sure about hunger... I think it is meant for aesthetics more than anything. Like the vending machine.

I thought salt is the one that supposed to dehydrated you, not sugar

Sugar can dehydrate you, too. at higher levels. It binds water molecules and crystalizes at lower temperatures. The reason salt dehydrates you is that it causes you to lose more as you urinate so that your body can maintain its water-salt balance.

[Amanoob105]

It's just really bad coffee, so bad in fact that it comes out as just a thick dark brown sludge. And try as you might otherwise, there will be some chewing involved when drinking sludge.

Also do you never wonder why you aren't left with an empty mug after you "drank" it?
*Crunch, crunch, crunch*.
It's just easier and quicker that trying to wait for the sludge to "pour" out into your mouth and you where going to have to do some chewing anyway....

[Lobo'ren]

Please tell me you're being sarcastic... Unless your sound card is bugged or dying or theres a bug in game there's no crunching sound. And why did you have to bring up the sub? Are you idiots still complaining about having to survive in a survival game?

[elipod]

@MiddleAgedWerewolf
There is distinct, sorta "cabbage" crunching sound when eating.
And, please, don't call people idiots, they won't like you anymore.

[GC13]

Originally posted by MiddleAgedWerewolf:

Please tell me you're being sarcastic... Unless your sound card is bugged or dying or theres a bug in game there's no crunching sound. And why did you have to bring up the sub? Are you idiots still complaining about having to survive in a survival game?

Do you play with your speakers off or something? The coffee sounds just like eating any food item, and nothing like drinking something.

[Jork]

You play as the nerevarine from morrowind apparently since you could eat raw minerals/10 pounds of scrap metal easily in that game

[Agrorix]

Originally posted by MiddleAgedWerewolf:

Please tell me you're being sarcastic...

Absolutely, yet you did not quite understand the joke considering your tone ^^

[Mharr]

Can we have *some* threads that aren't a flame war about the Cyclops?

[Warner Vachanges]

he even used ones in the title.

[Squeal Like a Pig]

This is definitely a high priority, we must stop everything and it get it fixed right away! My immersions are broken

:P But yeah, we'll pass this along to our sound guy, see what he can do

[Phaota]

Still need to see a coffee cup materialize for the liquid stream to pour into first, then have the character take the cup from the machine to drink.

[Sebine]

I propose a second petition to shoot this petition down.

Eat more coffee.

[Agrorix]

Originally posted by Sebine:

I propose a second petition to shoot this petition down.

Eat more coffee.

Cheers

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