My Base is Covered in Poop

[jessienebulous]

So, as the title suggests, there's crap all over the place. Is there a way to assign tribes people to the position of poop-scooper or something? And if not, can that be added in? I'm basically a god. I shouldn't have to pick up monkey poo when I have minions to do my bidding :D

[Azzareth]

Was thinking this yesterday - the base looks like a S**t hole with 6 mounts trotting around the place!

[Chibbs]

Originally posted by Azzareth:

Was thinking this yesterday - the base looks like a S**t hole with 6 mounts trotting around the place!

Well stop living in the same room as your livestock, that is the peasants life!
Build yourself a barn or keep them outdoors!
Although I’d love grabbing a tribesman going “sir, you are the poopscooper of the day!”

[Tod Soldat]

Just rename it to San Francisco and it'll seem normal

[jessienebulous]

Originally posted by Tod Soldat:

Just rename it to San Francisco and it'll seem normal

So you're insufferable in every single thread you comment on. I give you points for consistency, at least. :D

[jessienebulous]

Originally posted by Chibbs:

Originally posted by Azzareth:

Was thinking this yesterday - the base looks like a S**t hole with 6 mounts trotting around the place!

Well stop living in the same room as your livestock, that is the peasants life!
Build yourself a barn or keep them outdoors!
Although I’d love grabbing a tribesman going “sir, you are the poopscooper of the day!”

I do keep them outdoors :D They poop all over the ground outside. I like my monkeys free range in my base ;)

[pizzabandit]

I only have a few monkeys and a couple of mounts. I haven't noticed poop lying around. I did however build an outhouse when I got the tech and have someone assigned to ♥♥♥♥ duty (or doody), maybe they pick up after the animals?

[Tod Soldat]

Originally posted by jessienebulous:

Originally posted by Tod Soldat:

Just rename it to San Francisco and it'll seem normal

So you're insufferable in every single thread you comment on. I give you points for consistency, at least. :D

See there you go throwing insults when I didn't even attempt to insult you or belittle you on the absurdity of your thread

[william_es]

Originally posted by jessienebulous:

Originally posted by Tod Soldat:

Just rename it to San Francisco and it'll seem normal

So you're insufferable in every single thread you comment on. I give you points for consistency, at least. :D

if you _have_ lived in san franciso, this is actually spot on an hilarious.

I remember one time I was walking uphill in the haight, and there were three people walking side by side in front of me. One of them unzipped his fly and started pissing _without_ stopping walking. I could see it splashing off his clothing, and then running downhill like a small river. That is... san fran in a nutshell. The dude never stopped or missed a step.

[jessienebulous]

Originally posted by Tod Soldat:

Originally posted by jessienebulous:

So you're insufferable in every single thread you comment on. I give you points for consistency, at least. :D

See there you go throwing insults when I didn't even attempt to insult you or belittle you on the absurdity of your thread

The thread is intended to be absurd. It's about monkey poo in a game. :D But I've seen you go from thread to thread, being as rude and hateful as you can possibly be without violating Steam TOS. As I said, you're very consistent.

[jessienebulous]

Originally posted by william_es:

Originally posted by jessienebulous:

So you're insufferable in every single thread you comment on. I give you points for consistency, at least. :D

if you _have_ lived in san franciso, this is actually spot on an hilarious.

I remember one time I was walking uphill in the haight, and there were three people walking side by side in front of me. One of them unzipped his fly and started pissing _without_ stopping walking. I could see it splashing off his clothing, and then running downhill like a small river. That is... san fran in a nutshell. The dude never stopped or missed a step.

I don't care about San Fran one way or the other. That guy goes from thread to thread, being as rude and obnoxious as he can possibly be, and I'm not interested.

[Onikage]

Originally posted by jessienebulous:

So, as the title suggests, there's crap all over the place. Is there a way to assign tribes people to the position of poop-scooper or something? And if not, can that be added in? I'm basically a god. I shouldn't have to pick up monkey poo when I have minions to do my bidding :D

What you have to understand is, the Dev Team is very into Poop. There's Poop Perks, Poop Drawbacks. They spent time making the Defecation noises inside the Outhouse to be accurate. They spent time making a icon for the Feces. They even made a Character Trait where you "Like to eat Feces". Is the Dev Team from Germany? I'd bet money yes, but regardless, this is a very poop-centric mindset from the creators.

[jessienebulous]

Originally posted by Onikage:

Originally posted by jessienebulous:

So, as the title suggests, there's crap all over the place. Is there a way to assign tribes people to the position of poop-scooper or something? And if not, can that be added in? I'm basically a god. I shouldn't have to pick up monkey poo when I have minions to do my bidding :D

What you have to understand is, the Dev Team is very into Poop. There's Poop Perks, Poop Drawbacks. They spent time making the Defecation noises inside the Outhouse to be accurate. They spent time making a icon for the Feces. They even made a Character Trait where you "Like to eat Feces". Is the Dev Team from Germany? I'd bet money yes, but regardless, this is a very poop-centric mindset from the creators.

I've noticed that :D had a tribes person with the likes to eat poo trait. I got a chuckle out of it, but couldn't bring myself to actually test the mechanic :D

[Tod Soldat]

Originally posted by jessienebulous:

Originally posted by Tod Soldat:

See there you go throwing insults when I didn't even attempt to insult you or belittle you on the absurdity of your thread

The thread is intended to be absurd. It's about monkey poo in a game. :D But I've seen you go from thread to thread, being as rude and hateful as you can possibly be without violating Steam TOS. As I said, you're very consistent.

What you call "rude" is actually called being honest. What you call "hateful" is actually called a stranger somehow hurting your feelings by disagreeing. It's funny that you say I've done all of this without violating TOS, that means you've tried to get me sanctioned for not agreeing with you and it also points out how delusional your imagined slights are

[Tod Soldat]

Originally posted by william_es:

Originally posted by jessienebulous:

So you're insufferable in every single thread you comment on. I give you points for consistency, at least. :D

if you _have_ lived in san franciso, this is actually spot on an hilarious.

I remember one time I was walking uphill in the haight, and there were three people walking side by side in front of me. One of them unzipped his fly and started pissing _without_ stopping walking. I could see it splashing off his clothing, and then running downhill like a small river. That is... san fran in a nutshell. The dude never stopped or missed a step.

Some people just don't get ironic humor

[Tod Soldat]

Originally posted by jessienebulous:

Originally posted by william_es:

if you _have_ lived in san franciso, this is actually spot on an hilarious.

I remember one time I was walking uphill in the haight, and there were three people walking side by side in front of me. One of them unzipped his fly and started pissing _without_ stopping walking. I could see it splashing off his clothing, and then running downhill like a small river. That is... san fran in a nutshell. The dude never stopped or missed a step.

I don't care about San Fran one way or the other. That guy goes from thread to thread, being as rude and obnoxious as he can possibly be, and I'm not interested.

So essentially this is your version of "orange man bad"