Soulmask

Soulmask

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Beans Feb 21, 2024 @ 8:14am
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My Honest Review of Soultrash
Ah, Soulmask, the epitome of innovation... if by innovation you mean shameless imitation of Conan Exiles. Prepare to be whisked away into a world where stamina management feels like a cruel punishment from the gaming gods, combat mechanics leave you yearning for the elegance of a drunken brawl, and crafting components are more useless than a screen door on a submarine. Oh, but don't worry, the UI is here to save the day by being as visually appealing as a pile of dung on a hot summer day.

And let's not forget the pièce de résistance: building your tribe, the shining beacon of hope in this abyss of mediocrity. Too bad it's about as effective as herding cats with a toothpick. And don't even get me started on the AI pathing – it's so atrocious that even the most basic task of walking in a straight line eludes your tribe members, leaving them stuck like proverbial deer in headlights.

But fear not, for the developers have generously bestowed upon us the lush jungles of... monotony. Yes, forget about biodiversity; here, you'll encounter the same tree and rock for miles on end. And let's not overlook the durability of armor, which lasts about as long as a snowflake in a blast furnace, making you question why you bothered crafting it in the first place.

And just when you thought it couldn't get any better, behold the crafting system and UI, a labyrinthine nightmare designed to make you question your sanity with every click.

But hold on, before you dare to express your discontent, remember: my dad works at AutoZone, and if they try to silence me again, I can sue the developers faster than you can say 'refund.' So beware, for I wield the power of consumer justice!
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Blackcat Feb 22, 2024 @ 2:28am 
Very constructive review, well done :steamthumbsup:
Last edited by Blackcat; Feb 22, 2024 @ 2:28am
Yria Feb 23, 2024 @ 6:32am 
what a funny lil boy are you mr.bean
Beans Feb 23, 2024 @ 4:34pm 
Originally posted by Yria:
what a funny lil boy are you mr.bean
I wasn't trying to be funny.
Caduryn Feb 23, 2024 @ 6:26pm 
Originally posted by Beans:
Originally posted by Yria:
what a funny lil boy are you mr.bean
I wasn't trying to be funny.
Then you failed miserably
Agent707 Feb 24, 2024 @ 12:31pm 
Originally posted by Beans:
Originally posted by Yria:
what a funny lil boy are you mr.bean
I wasn't trying to be funny.
He wasn't implying that you were trying to be... just that you ARE. :p
Verethragna Feb 24, 2024 @ 7:02pm 
People can laugh all they want but the OP isn't wrong. Whether or not that is all enough to make it "trash" will vary person to person, but those are all legitimate issues.
Yria Feb 27, 2024 @ 10:00am 
it was not about being funny but lil boy
Erios Feb 27, 2024 @ 12:46pm 
Thanks chatgpt
frograven Feb 27, 2024 @ 10:12pm 
Ignore this troll, he's farming for points. Look at his other posts on this forum.
Last edited by frograven; Feb 27, 2024 @ 10:15pm
Brummzel Feb 28, 2024 @ 4:41am 
I don´t get all the negativity some people have about SoulMask I like the game. Played only the limited demo and I look forward to play the full game when released.
Beans Feb 28, 2024 @ 5:59am 
Originally posted by frograven:
Ignore this troll, he's farming for points. Look at his other posts on this forum.
You're just mad that the game you like isn't good. I don't care about those points they're useless.
K1_CriticalGamer Feb 29, 2024 @ 1:57am 
why do you not go away hush hush
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Date Posted: Feb 21, 2024 @ 8:14am
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