Ship 1: Everyone on the ship was starving, stabbed me to death because I forgot to feed them, but not before ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ everywhere.

Ship 2: Fed the crew regularly, but nobody knows how to pick up ♥♥♥♥. Crew gets angry about the poop-filled living conditions and stabs me to death.

Ship 3: Turns out I have to find a specific book that teaches you the ancient art of cleaning poop off your boat. It's hard to find a pirate island that has books for sale, and harder still to find one that has the poop cleaning book. I spend all of my money on the book when I find it. I, the captain, am the only one smart enough know how to read (i.e. had the skill points to do so) and taught myself the secrets of poo cleaning. I don't have enough money to pay my pirates, let alone feed them. While I'm cleaning poo off the boat, they stab me to death.

Ship 4: Say to myself "Screw it, I don't need a crew! I can just power up this single character!". That was a bad idea. An island tribe of savage natives surround me and stab me to death.

Great game.

Somali Pirate Simulator.

REPULSIVE REVIEW LET'S GO

Features include:
-Ships
-Drinks that don't do sh*t(UPDATE: Drinks DO do sh*t now, ain't that amazing!?)
-Lazy Town reference!
-Sea shanties!
-Sea shanties WITH ACTUAL MUSIC TOO!
-The ability to sh*t wherever you want on your ship
-The ability for seagulls to sh*t wherever they want on your ship
-The ability for your crew besides yourself to sh*t wherever they want on your ship
-The ability to learn how to do exciting things like read how to sh*t less frequently and clean up all the said sh*t on your ship
-Diapers which can stop the crew from sh*tting on your ship completely
-Amazing things like finding bras and panties in buried treasure chests which restore morale
-Lazy-a** pirates stealing your gold when you go for a drink in the tavern
-Cannons which don't do sh*t(But they're working on it, GJ devs!)
-Explosions
-Hobos
-Hobos you can kill
-Hobos that can kill you
-Hobos which don't sh*t, be it on your ship or not
-Stranded hobos you can kill
-Get achievements for killing hobos
-Probably have hobos as pets.. maybe. Mostly likely. Possibly. Perhaps.(Actually, is this possible? I never got a chance to try this. If so, awesome!)
-Disturb tribals on islands
-Kill said disturbed tribals on said islands
-Waste time looking for buried treasure
-Board ships and blow them up or steal them to sink your own
-SHIVERMETIMBERSSHIVERMETIMBERSSHIVERMETIMBERS
-Holy f*ck man look at how many cards you need to complete a badge

Pretty sure that's it. Sounds fun, don'tcha think?

The only game where my progress was abrubtly ended by a violent turtle, which took out my whole team

If your looking for a review on this game you've come to the wrong place, but if your looking for an outstanding pie recipe you've come to the right place.

Ingredients:
1. 6 tablespoons unsalted butter
2. 1/2 cup white sugar
3. 1/2 cup brown sugar
4. 1/4 cup water
5. 1/4 teaspoon cinnamon
6. 1 pinch salt
7. 5 apples - peeled, cored and sliced
8. 1 pastry for double-crust pie

Directions:
1. Preheat oven to 425 degrees F (220 degrees C).
2. Combine butter, white sugar, brown sugar, water, cinnamon, and salt in a saucepan over medium heat. Bring to a boil, remove from heat and set aside.
3. Roll out half the pastry to fit a 9-inch pie plate. Place bottom crust in pie plate; pour in apple slices.
4. Roll out top crust into a 10-inch circle. Cut into 8 (1-inch) wide strips with a sharp paring knife or pastry wheel. Weave the pastry strips, one at a time, into a lattice pattern. Fold the ends of the lattice strips under the edge of the bottom crust and crimp to seal.
5. Pour butter-sugar mixture over top of pie, coating the lattice, and allowing any remaining sauce to drizzle through the crust.
6. Bake in the preheated oven for 15 minutes. Reduce heat to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C), and bake until the crust is golden brown, the caramel on the top crust is set, and the apple filling is bubbling, 35 to 40 more minutes. Allow to cool completely before slicing.

buy this instead of assassin's creed unity

Back from the dead, kudos to the developer. However, my life has changed a bit since I purchased this.

Since buying this game:
-bought a house
-gone through three gaming computers
-gone through four jobs
-had a kid
-kid went to school
-kid cured cancer

I decided to take on one of the bosses. That was a bad idea. I had 11 crew members and 7 of them died in the battle. 2 of them proceeded to throw themselves off the ship into the sea. I then had 2 crew members left. My captain and a guy at 20 health and bleeding. I finally got back to a town to see that they didn't have the right store. He died, 2 minutes later my captain died too. 10/10

what they charge for this is piracy

For $10 - a decent buy. Even better gotten on sail. Get it.. SAIL. HAHAHA.

Shame it was abandoned, but still fun.

一度倒した海賊は復活しない＝資金源がなくなるので、自給自足＋資金源にもなる釣りスキルが必須です。
釣り要員が揃えば海賊行為をする必要もないので最終的にはカツオ一本釣り漁船みたいになります。