Bannerlord wife and sex...

[Oliver (Dead Girls)]

I bought Bannerlord because the game gave me an opportunity for a wifey. But with this I was very disappointed... Bannerlord is not showing us the sex scenes. As a 165 kg male gamer and discord moderator I find this very offensive.

[Teralitha]

Its a kid friendly game, what did you expect. But who knows, maybe there is a mod that adds that kind of thing.

[Zorlond]

There's mods for that. Not here in Steam Workshop, but they are around if you go looking for them.

[Philippe_at_bay]

Considering the way that Bannerlord portrays physical combat, you must be incredibly hard up to want to see how the game engine would mangle sex. it would be simpler and a lot more satisfying just to be nice to your girlfriend.

[pelerinli]

Originally posted by Teralitha:

Its a kid friendly game, what did you expect. But who knows, maybe there is a mod that adds that kind of thing.

I would hardly call it kids friendly but yes, there is a mod called "hot butter" (which I've heard from a friend).

[Clovis Sangrail]

Go play Baldur's Gate 3. That will keep your prurient side interested.

[Ivar Arkhem]

Bro, what?

[Action Man]

Got to be at least a reddit mod to get access to the good stuff.

[Ruffio]

Originally posted by Clovis Sangrail:

Go play Baldur's Gate 3. That will keep your prurient side interested.

The most interesting I seen after about 100 hours in BG3 is a Bug Bear and Ogre doing "dask dask" in a barn... But hey, if you get your jollies off, power to you. -)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBswMF1lvMY

[Clovis Sangrail]

Originally posted by Ruffio:

Originally posted by Clovis Sangrail:

Go play Baldur's Gate 3. That will keep your prurient side interested.

The most interesting I seen after about 100 hours in BG3 is a Bug Bear and Ogre doing "dask dask" in a barn... But hey, if you get your jollies off, power to you. -)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBswMF1lvMY

What? Do you mean to tell me BG3 isn't an endless parade of wiener sliders, bestiality and forced gay sex?

Did all those Christians and MAGA incels and Floridians over at the BG3 forum lie to me?

I am shocked.

Interestingly, none of the whiners have been the least bit concerned about the bugbear and the ogre, probably because, unlike the scene with Astarion and the bear, this was heterosexual. The bugbear was male, and the ogre was female. I think.

[Ruffio]

Originally posted by Clovis Sangrail:

Originally posted by Ruffio:

The most interesting I seen after about 100 hours in BG3 is a Bug Bear and Ogre doing "dask dask" in a barn... But hey, if you get your jollies off, power to you. -)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBswMF1lvMY

What? Do you mean to tell me BG3 isn't an endless parade of wiener sliders, bestiality and forced gay sex?

Did all those Christians and MAGA incels and Floridians over at the BG3 forum lie to me?

I am shocked.

Interestingly, none of the whiners have been the least bit concerned about the bugbear and the ogre, probably because, unlike the scene with Astarion and the bear, this was heterosexual. The bugbear was male, and the ogre was female. I think.

Tbh, Gale did show me a magic trick, but then it was like, nope not interested. Wyll wanted to dance, but, nope, not interested. Astarion being a vampire draw some blood, but that was the closest he got to any skin on skin. Lae'Zel I get the impression is jumping every male in the camp to relieve some stress, but no one over at the BG3 forum complain about that because she a scary githyanki. Do they even play the game?

Shadowheart I gave even a flower and still nothing. The Barb with the infernal engine is to dangerous to hug -)

[Seggellion]

Thank god they at least put cross dressing into the game.

[~ Fabulous ~]

go download hot butter mod

[Legiondorf]

Wtf is this post I mean I think my wife is cute when she says how happy she is to see me when we empty a city of butter to feed our army but that is all I need in a game where I want to ride horses and shoot a crossbow lol.

[Ruffio]

Originally posted by LordFlamis:

Wtf is this post I mean I think my wife is cute when she says how happy she is to see me when we empty a city of butter to feed our army but that is all I need in a game where I want to ride horses and shoot a crossbow lol.

Some people just want their immersion at a whole other level. A bit like the most popular mods for Skyrim you wont find on creation club, heck some of them not even allowed on Nexus...

[pelerinli]

Originally posted by Ruffio:

Originally posted by LordFlamis:

Wtf is this post I mean I think my wife is cute when she says how happy she is to see me when we empty a city of butter to feed our army but that is all I need in a game where I want to ride horses and shoot a crossbow lol.

Some people just want their immersion at a whole other level. A bit like the most popular mods for Skyrim you wont find on creation club, heck some of them not even allowed on Nexus...

There was one mod in Nexus for Skyrim's hot page (no pun intended). It is for making sperm textures 4k or something like that. Turns out, it was(/is?) an additional mod to add over a mod from Lover Lab which ables you to ejaculate over NPCs.

Why I wrote it, if anyone is interested, maybe that is more helpful for this kind of immersions.