Bastards and Concubines -- What did I do now?

[Scipio]

Hello!

I installed the Mods for Bastards and Concubines and I think I went too far.
Evidently I am a malewhore. I hit on virtually every woman I meet. My relationship with half of the 'fathers' in the game is well below minus 9000.

I have two official Concubines and one Wife.... Each Concubine has given me two children each. My Wife has given me two children as well. I also have 8 bastards and probably more on the way..

I can't stop! I just have to ask any woman 'would you like to go for a horse ride'? And bingo bango she's pregnant. I think that is a euphemism for 'would you like to ride my baloney pony.' Which is itself another euphemism for 'hey how would you like to Ride St. George'? 'Bread and butter'? 'Amorous Congress'? 'Dance the Paphian jig'? 'Houghmagandy'? 'Play the pyrdewy'?

At any rate.. what happens when I have 25 children all waiting for me to kickoff the boat?

Thanks!

[yourstudgrampa]

First off. Hilarious.

Secondly when the bastard children are born, if they aren't from a wife, concubine, or companion, you should have the option to not adopt them in your family. There is a 40ish% chance of the ladies husband finding out about her cheating. This will knock your relationship down quite a bit, but you wont have to worry about having a huge family spike later on. I haven't seen any bastards trying to get me to adopt them when they reach adulthood, so I just treat them as strangers.

You can also go to mod options and reduce the chance for pregnancy in the concubine mod. that way you can be a manwhore without too much risk of having unwanted kids.