Nudity and Sex question...

[alrik1119]

Will nudity and sex ever get featured in this game somehow officially by any possible chance?

[Antonio Margheriti]

I saw a nude mod for the original M&B on Nexus.

With this games vastly larger playerbase....

You probably won't have to wait long until you can jack off to 3d models of women with terribly asymmetric faces.

I know, I know. None of us can wait to blow loads into our lady companions after blowing loads of trauma into them in a tournament. I mean it's just sort of the natural conclusion eh?

[Silamon]

İlk olarak Bone Zone Jones tarafından gönderildi:

I saw a nude mod for the original M&B on Nexus.

With this games vastly larger playerbase....

You probably won't have to wait long until you can jack off to 3d models of women with terribly asymmetric faces.

I know, I know. None of us can wait to blow loads into our lady companions after blowing loads of trauma into them in a tournament. I mean it's just sort of the natural conclusion eh?

There were nude mods literally the first day for Bannerlord

[Antonio Margheriti]

İlk olarak Silamon tarafından gönderildi:

İlk olarak Bone Zone Jones tarafından gönderildi:

I saw a nude mod for the original M&B on Nexus.

With this games vastly larger playerbase....

You probably won't have to wait long until you can jack off to 3d models of women with terribly asymmetric faces.

I know, I know. None of us can wait to blow loads into our lady companions after blowing loads of trauma into them in a tournament. I mean it's just sort of the natural conclusion eh?

There were nude mods literally the first day for Bannerlord :undyne:

♥♥♥♥ really? I didn't see none, slide some of that down the table eh??
(Please, don't really.)

[thunda]

Dickplomacy will return, dont worry

[Demogorgon]

Doubtful, but I could draw you stick figures on paper doing certain things, would that help?

[Morkonan]

İlk olarak alrik1119 tarafından gönderildi:

Will nudity and sex ever get featured in this game somehow officially by any possible chance?

No.

Just no.

Please no.

There are plenty of "dating sim" games out there for those who have yet to experience real-life mature and intimate interactions with other people.

[Sturmhorst]

İlk olarak Heresy Expunger tarafından gönderildi:

Theres nothing more pathetic than sex scenes in video games.

How about sex in movies? Or books, no 8 year olds sex fantasy can be as pathetic as Thomas Mann.
I usually skip them because of their pathetic depiction of sex (which i actually like to watch).
I've seen maybe one movie doing it right, Antichrist.

[Ironvale]

mods

[Mr Steel]

hopefully not.

[Revontulet]

Sex -- absolutely. It's in now. I have 4 children, by Idruna, my chunky nord goddess.

Nudity -- Yuck! Caladrians leave clothes ON, thank you.

[nephilimnexus]

İlk olarak Clovis Sangrail tarafından gönderildi:

It would give the multi-player middle-schoolers something to do with their hands.

Because people lose all interest in sex when they become adults? Speak for yourself, pal.

[Antonio Margheriti]

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İlk olarak Clovis Sangrail tarafından gönderildi:

It would give the multi-player middle-schoolers something to do with their hands.

Because people lose all interest in sex when they become adults? Speak for yourself, pal.

I think he's insulting nude mod users, equating them to middleschoolers.
I mean it was pretty funny if you could take jokes but you effectively outed yourself man.
I bet you ♥♥♥♥ alot though right?

[Clovis Sangrail]

İlk olarak nephilimnexus tarafından gönderildi:

İlk olarak Clovis Sangrail tarafından gönderildi:

It would give the multi-player middle-schoolers something to do with their hands.

Because people lose all interest in sex when they become adults? Speak for yourself, pal.

No. Because when people become adults, they have real sex, not the pretend kind of sex middle-school gamers have to settle for.

[TSE Imperator]

İlk olarak alrik1119 tarafından gönderildi:

Will nudity and sex ever get featured in this game somehow officially by any possible chance?

The modding community do a better job than taleworlds ever would in this regard. Expect GREAT THINGS. Haha. Yes, this was a big dck joke.

[TSE Imperator]

İlk olarak Clovis Sangrail tarafından gönderildi:

İlk olarak nephilimnexus tarafından gönderildi:

Because people lose all interest in sex when they become adults? Speak for yourself, pal.

No. Because when people become adults, they have real sex, the pretend kind of sex middle-school gamers have to settle for.

Like you have to do one or the other? Why not both? :D