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Is my wife cheating on me
so my wife got pregnant (6th child on the way) while being a governer at my castle while i'm away fighting. I thought she could only get pregnant while she is in your party?. Is this a bug or she shagging a guard?
Last edited by xTx Tucker xTx; Apr 6, 2020 @ 2:56pm
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Originally posted by Tucker:
so my wife got pregnant (6th child on the way) while being a governer at my castle while i'm away fighting. I thought she could only get pregnant while she is in your part?. Is this a bug or she shagging a guard?
I would 'cheat' on you too that way if you wouldnt give me love as a govorner. XD
Pyrimidal Apr 6, 2020 @ 2:54pm 
Don't you see? Clearly the BUGS are shagging YOUR WIFE. Get the devs to smite the bugs in revenge!
RickJamesYies Apr 6, 2020 @ 2:55pm 
dutch wife confirmed
Originally posted by Tucker:
so my wife got pregnant (6th child on the way) while being a governer at my castle while i'm away fighting. I thought she could only get pregnant while she is in your part?. Is this a bug or she shagging a guard?


When was the last time you visited her?

Fun biology fact, but women don't typically get pregnant literally the night of copulation. In some cases, it can take up to three days after.
Last edited by Hobo Misanthropus; Apr 6, 2020 @ 2:56pm
NicoNaesby Apr 6, 2020 @ 2:56pm 
Better kill all the guards just in case
Cosmic Cat Apr 6, 2020 @ 2:56pm 
Originally posted by RickJamesYies:
dutch wife confirmed

Wat.
Shrapnel Apr 6, 2020 @ 2:57pm 
Originally posted by NicoNaesby:
Better kill all the guards just in case
get an all female staff in the castle
NicoNaesby Apr 6, 2020 @ 2:58pm 
Originally posted by Shrapnel:
Originally posted by NicoNaesby:
Better kill all the guards just in case
get an all female staff in the castle

Lets just castrate all males in the kingdom XD
Better safe then sorry
Cosmic Cat Apr 6, 2020 @ 2:59pm 
Originally posted by Shrapnel:
Originally posted by NicoNaesby:
Better kill all the guards just in case
get an all female staff in the castle

Might still make his wife pregnant, lol.
NicoNaesby Apr 6, 2020 @ 3:00pm 
Originally posted by Woob:
Originally posted by Shrapnel:
get an all female staff in the castle

Might still make his wife pregnant, lol.

Im not a doctor or anything.. but how lol?
uh uh....life uh finds a way...
Kevin Apr 6, 2020 @ 3:02pm 
Originally posted by Tucker:
so my wife got pregnant (6th child on the way) while being a governer at my castle while i'm away fighting. I thought she could only get pregnant while she is in your party?. Is this a bug or she shagging a guard?

Literally the same thing is happening to me, but my wife is leading an army on the other side of the map.

Up to maybe 15 kids now, only another few weeks of gameplay before they grow up!
NicoNaesby Apr 6, 2020 @ 3:04pm 
Originally posted by Kevin:
Originally posted by Tucker:
so my wife got pregnant (6th child on the way) while being a governer at my castle while i'm away fighting. I thought she could only get pregnant while she is in your party?. Is this a bug or she shagging a guard?

Literally the same thing is happening to me, but my wife is leading an army on the other side of the map.

Up to maybe 15 kids now, only another few weeks of gameplay before they grow up!


Thats some impressive swimmers. Found the spot from across the map!
DaweSMF Apr 6, 2020 @ 3:04pm 
Its the power of love traveling across the map towards your beloved...iam sure.
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