Favorite quotes?

[Sharky]

It's overdone in VTMB threads, but still really fun.
Heard recently from an idle homeless man: "Whole lotta crab nipple."
What does it mean!?

[Sharky]

"That's the man, there. One righteous Kindred. I wish he'd take a more active stance in our fight, but, f**k man, he's Jack! Jack just does his thing. God help anyone who gets in the way."
-Skelter (when asked about Jack)

[Sharky]

"You want fortune? Okay, here go. You going to go Red Dragon. You going to see monkey-faced drunk named Lu. Lu going to have an accident, fall on bullet. You going to take key from former Lu and bring to rich man, Ji Wen Ja." -Ji Wen Ja

[blauwvis]

"I'm not saying another word to you, you grating fascist Cammy do girl ♥♥♥♥♥! Argh, you make me wanna rip out your teeth and stick them in your eyes! Get back in your ivory tower and stay there, ♥♥♥♥♥!" - Damsel (I love pissing her off)

[rob_quixote]

You: "Will I win in the end?"
Woman: "What is not important is if you win or lose, but that you bought the game." awesome. Get your fortune told on the beach!

[Sharky]

Originally posted by bluefish:

"I'm not saying another word to you, you grating fascist Cammy do girl ♥♥♥♥♥! Argh, you make me wanna rip out your teeth and stick them in your eyes! Get back in your ivory tower and stay there, ♥♥♥♥♥!" - Damsel (I love pissing her off)

That's because Damsel is adorable when she's mad.
"Too many of us might set them off, like fundamentalists on contrary opinion." -Beckett

[Gus the Crocodile]

Stop sign: "...."
Me: "No, you stop!"

Playing Malkavian is amazing.

[kitekrazy]

I played the game as a Malkavian. The rhetoric was hilarious. Chunk is funny when he mentions tainted tamales and terrorists.

[Sharky]

Originally posted by kitekrazy:

I played the game as a Malkavian. The rhetoric was hilarious. Chunk is funny when he mentions tainted tamales and terrorists.

Just finished my 3rd playthrough recently, and I've never heard that quote. Welp, time to start another one.

"The Sabbat are worthless, man. Fake t!ts on a zombie worthless. Fun to watch though. Like the Three Stooges with chainsaws." -Jack

[Voracity]

Malks for the win. All my favorite quotes came from my Malkavin playthrough. My favorite so far? Definitely the stop sign conversation.

Sign: ...
Me: No, you stop.
Sign: ...
Me: STOP IT!!!
Sign: ...
Me: You have made a powerful enemy today, sign!

[Aegix Drakan]

"I suddenly have the desire to walk down that dark and forboding alley over there! ...Care to join me?"

"AW MAN I WAS ABOUT TO UNLOCK SHEN LONG!" ~ guy at the beach if you cut the power. Ahhh...street fighter rumor references...XD

"AAAAHH...Umm...I...I'm sorry, I don't do cosmetic surgery!" ~Gimble, if you're a nosferatu

(when you report grout's death to Lacroix) "You're gonna have to hold a seance, buddy"

Also, pretty much anything out of Jack's mouth. :P

[DeadBeat]

"Man, you guys give me the heebie-jeebies. Sounds like you know a lot more about somethin' than you're supposed to. Lucky for you, you probably don't understand what you're sayin'. If you did, I'd be talkin' to a pile of ash right now." - Jack (if your character is Malkavian)

[Sharky]

"Oh man, we're poppin' a cherry here! Ha ha ha! Ah, you're gonna love this! Alright, check it out. Blood: it's your new rack o' lamb, your new champagne - blood's your new fµckin' heroin, kid." -Jack
Also, little trivia if you didn't already know, Jack is voiced by John Dimaggio, so if you think it's familiar, he's also the voice of Bender from Futurama, and for you Adventure Time fans, Jake the dog. Among a lot of other voice acting roles, I'm sure, just the most notable ones I can think of.

[Bloodartist]

This game has so much awesome dialog. This is still my favorite RPG after all these years, and one I have played through the most. I usually lose interest after first playthrough or even before that.

"It is a mesmerizing liquid isn't it? The color, the bouquet, the form. When I was a kid, I used to wait for the snap of the rat trap. It would trickle out of the animal's face and ooze just far enough to coagulate around the cheese... a poetic death."
-- Vandal

"I want to stick your lovely face in a piranha tank; I want to apply acid glaze to your sculptured body; I want to throw your pocket mirror under a thresher and watch you fetch it. But I'm no butcher, boss, are you?"
-- Gary Golden (if your character is toreador. It makes me all fuzzy inside how envious the nosferatu is. ^^)

"If a man wanders into a Tiger's domain, it may result in his being devoured.
And so it has."
-- Pisha

"Real terror is not the sight of death, it is the fear of death. What is the fear of death? Terror of the unknown. Is it these eyes you peer into? No, I am not the unknown; You and I are closer kin than you and it were."
--Pisha

[Blazedol]

"I will ♥♥♥♥ you and your whole family, includin' that squirrel in your front yard." ~Drug dealer
"You've made a powerful enemy today, sign" ~Malkavian

[Sharky]

I love the Anarchs, trying to do my 4th playthrough with the Camarilla though, just so I can experience the game a little different after 3 Anarch endings.
"All you can do is get a group of people together who aren't as.sholes, find a place to put your feet up, and make some examples of the quote-unquote elite to keep the rest the hell out. Everyone's an equal here, the same thing this country used to be about. That's what LA has been, an Anarch Free State."- Nines Rodriguez