Favorite quotes?

[Sharky]

It's overdone in VTMB threads, but still really fun.
Heard recently from an idle homeless man: "Whole lotta crab nipple."
What does it mean!?

[KnockerDolt]

They should, like, combine Pizza and Nachos and call them Pizznachos. Man, I could really go for some Pizznachos right now.

[Sharky]

"Every time I yank a jawbone from a skull and ram it into an eyesocket, I know I'm building a better future." -Smiling Jack

[Vidik]

"Where's the fun without complications?" - Beckett

"I'm over here, boss! Wait, maybe I'm over here! Or maybe I'm behind you with a hatchet in my hand... or did you ever stop to think that your fear, if given a voice, would sound... like... this." - Gary


Also everything by The Deb of Night

[Sharky]

Originally posted by Vidikk:

"Where's the fun without complications?" - Beckett

"I'm over here, boss! Wait, maybe I'm over here! Or maybe I'm behind you with a hatchet in my hand... or did you ever stop to think that your fear, if given a voice, would sound... like... this." - Gary


Also everything by The Deb of Night

I liked Gary, but he doesn't seem to like you unless you're a nosferatu.

"Yo I need a hardcore, pimp-killin', Cleopatra Jones for a super-sized score. Straight up foxy Pam Grier style. Still wi' me?" -Fat Larry

[Vidik]

Originally posted by Sharky:

I liked Gary, but he doesn't seem to like you unless you're a nosferatu.

well, everyone is using or trying to use protagonist in their own way except for maybe Beckett, so it's all about profit, not clan bloodlines or who likes who.
/offtopic

remembered one more:

"The moon is a mysterious mistress, who walks the night with demons of dread."

[Sharky]

Originally posted by Vidikk:

well, everyone is using or trying to use protagonist in their own way except for maybe Beckett, so it's all about profit, not clan bloodlines or who likes who.
/offtopic

I suppose, but I always get Damsel to like me eventually.

"Uh? Oh right, yeah... just one minute. No, no, no, nothing to worry about... just a harmless email, not a self-replicating embedded virus or anything... hehehehehehehe. Huh, wow... you really opened it. I can't believe you just opened it. What kind of a freakin' idiot just opens it?" -Mitnick

[Kojiroh]

"A cross? Pfft... Stick it up their asses!"

[DeadBeat]

"Boy, you took right to that, huh? I guess for a Nos, rat eating is natural as eczema."

[Paul]

"Your City? Last time I looked it was called "Santa Monica", not Stuck Up ♥♥♥♥♥!!" - Jeanette

Love that one

[Faerirose]

"'You know the problems we've been having in the Mid-East?'
'Yes. Those damn Virginians.'" - Stoned Caller / Deb of Night

[JoanOfBlargh]

"You're a big bad vampire. Hey, great, congrats. Now keep it to yourself."
-Smiling Jack

[ultrasonic]

"you can call me Fat Larry with a F-A-T, cos I know I got a weight problem but I don't give a f**k"

[Sharky]

"Let's see, Camera 13 -- nothing. Camera 14 -- nothing. Camera 15 -- Hey, buddy, where's the fire? Camera 16 -- Oh, there it is."
Heard from Chunk the security guard after you talk to him at the front desk.
(It should be noted this is a quote recovered in the unofficial patches, won't hear it if you don't have it.) And thanks a million Wesp5.

[Zloth]

From the late edition of the L.A. Sun newspaper: "Search continues for Whitman, Price & Haddad!"

That rung all sorts of bells in my head before I finally recognized where the names came from. I took the hint and started running.

[Revelanth]

''You probably don't recognize me with this whole Texas Chainsaw Massacre thing I've got going on here.''
-Imalia

''Oh! You philosopher, huh? You know Confucius? Confucius say, philosophers like backed up toilet... full of s**t.''
-Lu Fang

''Each minor problem like a grain of sand, each night I inherit the desert.''
-Prince LaCroix

''True power lies not in wealth but in the things it affords you.''
-Regent Strauss