Best sayings in the game (obvious spoilers) thread

[Vuyek]

When asking the beach fortune teller, question: "Will I win the game?".

"Whether you win the game, does not matter. It matters if you bought it".




I also for some reason always get a giggle when Jack in the tutorial says: "The poor S.O.B. can't find his car, hehehehe". It's the way Bender says it, I guess, that works.

[Vepar]

I laughed my ass off when i saw the first response. It's when you tell here you're here to fix the network or something, you can tell her this.

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=803381769

Also, Malkavian insight responses are great. One of the better ones you can tell VV:

"How come you hide your true name behind a fabric, Susan?"

She won't like you after that.

[Scrubwave]

Well, I posted the nice way Damsel describes Strauss in game but that got deleted because steam mods are the epitome of incompetency.

[VioletShadow]

"This is a mean existence. Stay out of trouble kid. "
I love that line by Nines ^^

[Scrubwave]

There we go.
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1680252724

[Vuyek]

keep'em coming ;-D

[Vuyek]

Email text: "I thought we might get together tonight, if it pleases you, mistress"

Email location: Confession, the downtown club in ex-church

From: Larry

Yep, Fat Larry, ladees call me "oh myyy gaaawd, you may call me Fat Larry", that guy

[Vuyek]

"Well, good luck! Try not to wake up Grandpa Munster and end the world, hahahaha" - Jack

[Cubie]

Pisha: "Without death, there would be no motivation to accomplish anything."

(Her complete answer to the player characters "You seem a bit preoccupied with death" is delightful, but I just love that bit in particular).

[Zilljah]

"Don't open it." Best advice ever.

[Bloodartist]

Originally posted by Vuyek:

I also for some reason always get a giggle when Jack in the tutorial says: "The poor S.O.B. can't find his car, hehehehe". It's the way Bender says it, I guess, that works.

Well, its the same voice actor as Bender.

"I want to stick your lovely face in a piranha tank; I want to apply an acid glaze to your scupltured body; I want to throw your pocket mirror under a thresher and watch you fetch it."
- Gary tells how much he loves toreadors.. Makes me all fuzzy inside. :)

[Vepar]

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1302590186

"It was stolen but there were lots of dinosaurs, so i had fun."
- Malkavian PC after the Museum mission

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1311512585

"Nobody expects the Malkavian inquisition!"
A nice Monty Python reference.

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1311512658

Always fun to watch Damsel's temper lol!

Nosferatu seduction lines always kill me! :D

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=742256659

"I'll hold your hair - then we can talk about feelings." LMAO

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=742256490

"Once you go gross, nothing else comes close." :D

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=742256252

"I've scared more attractive women than you". :)

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=742256115

"We'll leave the lights out!" As if that would help hahaha!

[Vuyek]

"I'll hold your hair - then we can talk about feelings. Come on, I am different!!!".

Hahahahhahahahahaha

[Vepar]

Originally posted by Vuyek:

"I'll hold your hair - then we can talk about feelings. Come on, I am different!!!".

Hahahahhahahahahaha

That's why i love VTMB so much, the writing in the game is on the next level.

[Vuyek]

Have you tried exfoliating?

Have you learned your life lesson?
Sure - life is a cold hard baaitch, and now, so am I.

[Vuyek]

She works over at the Sin Bin now.... her hair is blonde.... on.... top.