The soccer mini game...

[sluoskrad]

I have never, in my ENTIRE LIFE, played something more rage inducing than thw soccer mini game towards the bottom of the hub town. I created insults that if heard in public, I would probably be almost immediately detained. I wished horrible HORRIBLE things on that little purple ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I can only assume its a child, which just makes me hate it even more...I even wished horrible things on that childs family, if they hadent already died in the on going conflict. The dude cheats, like seriously...JUST WHY?

[Malifence]

Im not even there im stuck on a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ice samurai boss and he slashes way too ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fast. I was to use that katana to committ a million mass murders and stick it up his ass and throw my laptop into a volvano thats exploding

[sluoskrad]

Originally posted by 3Exec BatmanVSuperman:

Im not even there im stuck on a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ice samurai boss and he slashes way too ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fast. I was to use that katana to committ a million mass murders and stick it up his ass and throw my laptop into a volvano thats exploding

LMAO yeah he was a pain, the stratedgy I used to finally beat him was I would just wait until he does his 2-3 melees, while keeping my distance, close the gap, then shotgun him in the face. After that is pretty much rinse and repeat. When he gets to lower health he'll start to add in an extra swing or two, so be mindful of that.

[Malifence]

Originally posted by 8bitStrife:

Originally posted by 3Exec BatmanVSuperman:

Im not even there im stuck on a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ice samurai boss and he slashes way too ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fast. I was to use that katana to committ a million mass murders and stick it up his ass and throw my laptop into a volvano thats exploding

LMAO yeah he was a pain, the stratedgy I used to finally beat him was I would just wait until he does his 2-3 melees, while keeping my distance, close the gap, then shotgun him in the face. After that is pretty much rinse and repeat. When he gets to lower health he'll start to add in an extra swing or two, so be mindful of that.

Yeah but he summons the other samurai minions and I cant ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ move around without getting killed.
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[sluoskrad]

Originally posted by 8bitStrife:

Originally posted by 3Exec BatmanVSuperman:

Im not even there im stuck on a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ice samurai boss and he slashes way too ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fast. I was to use that katana to committ a million mass murders and stick it up his ass and throw my laptop into a volvano thats exploding

LMAO yeah he was a pain, the stratedgy I used to finally beat him was I would just wait until he does his 2-3 melees, while keeping my distance, close the gap, then shotgun him in the face. After that is pretty much rinse and repeat. When he gets to lower health he'll start to add in an extra swing or two, so be mindful of that.

Also after you beat him is when you unlock the soccer mini game, which I finally beat and all you get IS A LOUSY 1 UPGRADE FRAGMENT! NOT EVEN A FULL ONE!!!!!!

[Chebs]

Yeah, not sure why they thought it would be a good idea to have your character fall over every time the opponent gets even near you. Makes it impossible to contest the ball at close range. I was able to win solely through long-ranged shots by using the basic charge attack. Didn't feel very rewarding, since it felt like I won through exploiting the AI rather than purely through my own skill.

[sluoskrad]

Originally posted by Chebs:

Yeah, not sure why they thought it would be a good idea to have your character fall over every time the opponent gets even near you. Makes it impossible to contest the ball at close range. I was able to win solely through long-ranged shots by using the basic charge attack. Didn't feel very rewarding, since it felt like I won through exploiting the AI rather than purely through my own skill.

Yeah I only won cause I found a spot at kickoff if you dash from that exact spot youll score everytime.

[Pixelis]

Originally posted by 3Exec BatmanVSuperman:

Im not even there im stuck on a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ice samurai boss and he slashes way too ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fast. I was to use that katana to committ a million mass murders and stick it up his ass and throw my laptop into a volvano thats exploding

Crystal*.

I'm fairly certain that it is not ice, but a sort of rapidly-forming/growing abundancy of green crystal that infects the Western forests, and its boss, The Hanged Man.

[Vandal Savant]

I mainly got through the soccer minigame through charged slashes since it'll spike the ball.

That little guy is damn furious, though. I haven't seen an npc so aggressive since Mario Party.

[Argon]

The guy you play against is a cheating little bastard...

[Duque Turquesa]

Nah, it took me over an hour to beat it, you have to discover the trick, I think the last basement of hoarden mode is much more difficult, I tried like 2 hours and still can't pass it, I give up for today, I will continue tomorrow

[SunDrippedDevil]

You can cheese the match quite easily. Just walk up to the ball but do not interact with it. Align yourself to aim for the lower post of the little cretin's goal. Then, perform a dash attack. Goal every time once you get the hang of it (or was it just dash? It's been a while and I forget. It's one or the other).

[Spaceman⁰⁵]

Originally posted by SunDrippedDevil:

You can cheese the match quite easily. Just walk up to the ball but do not interact with it. Align yourself to aim for the lower post of the little cretin's goal. Then, perform a dash attack. Goal every time once you get the hang of it (or was it just dash? It's been a while and I forget. It's one or the other).

Its a dash attack, otherwise it moves too slow, and the guy blocks it

[mobilisq]

I have beaten him multiple times now: First off, blow up the canisters on either side of his goal. Then face the ball head on about a sword's length away, and charge a spin attack, inching slightly closer as you do. Should knock it at such an angle that he can't block it, and even if he does sometimes it'll bounce right off of him into the goal.

If he does start kicking the ball your way, the dash stab (the finisher, not the one that slices through a path) works incredibly well for shooting it past him while he's out on the field

[Lnchb0xMarathon]

Originally posted by 3Exec BatmanVSuperman:

Im not even there im stuck on a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ice samurai boss and he slashes way too ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fast. I was to use that katana to committ a million mass murders and stick it up his ass and throw my laptop into a volvano thats exploding

you can actually bait him to destroy his minions that he spawns.

[Lasna]

LOL CRINGE. Soccer game isn't that bad. The poor kid man. :/