Auto Sale Life is a game where you get to live out your dreams of being the greasiest used car dealer this side of a strip mall. It kicks off like a low-budget fast and the furious—you’ve got cars, a kind-of open world, and a lot of sleaze.

Pros:
✔️ Budget GTA Vibes: The opening actually had me interested. It was like “okay, this might be janky fun.”
✔️ You Get to Drive the Cars: Always a win in these kinds of games. Even if the driving’s not perfect, I liked being behind the wheel.
✔️ You Know Who You’re Playing Instantly: I’ll give them credit here—you don’t have to guess. This dude screams “smells like discount cologne and bad decisions” from the first minute.

Cons:
❌ The Guy is Gross: Like... not charming sleazy. Just sleazy. He barely spoke and I could already tell what dude this was. The guys who cares so much about his looks and money but still can't get a date, and it's "Not his fault"
❌ The Game Feels Barely There: It plays like something still stuck in alpha. Visuals, bugs, awkward pacing—it’s just not ready for prime time.
❌ I Tapped Out Fast: I really tried to give it a fair shake, but I was mentally checked out before I even hit the first mission checkpoint. Honestly? I was rooting for the guy to stay in prison so I could stop playing.

Conclusion:
Look, I didn’t go in expecting a masterpiece, but I thought maybe I’d get a couple laughs or at least something delightfully broken. Instead, Auto Sale Life is just rough. There’s potential buried deep under the grease, but as it stands now, I wouldn’t recommend it unless you’re curious and want to suffer a bit for science.

Score: 4 out of 10 Lemon Laws — you’re not buying a car from this guy, and you probably shouldn’t buy his game either.