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For some reason I've got only 1 heart container (without 9 lives) and one of the coins near me turned into troll bomb. Nice.
Sad funeral to this game. Some masochists may stay, but i believe majority of people wanted to chill and played the game for those stupidly op runs.
and all ended thanks to "TEMPERANCE" and a bad move....
>game changed
>heard keeper got buffed
>he has 3 hp now
>awwwyis.gif
>play the very first run with him
>going for the new floors
>get death's touch
>nice
>get dr. fetus
>crap
>get sacred heart
>NOICE
>get greed's gullet
>A S C E N D E D
>have 7 heart containers, one shot anything
>not a care in the world
>go for knife piece 2
>crash thru the door, only have 3 hp
>wadafuk
>"it's fine, i can do this"
>grab knife piece
>runbiτchrun.mp4
>the thin hallway only gave me like 5 tiles to dodge
>all poops blocking had pretty flies
>try to shoot poop, flies eat tears
>with no items, i fire once a year
>mom ghost charges my аss
>one hit
>panic ensues, run into poop, fly slaps me like my wife slapped my fiance
>two hit
>mom ghost charges back to finish the job
>third hit
>game over screen
>table: punched
>profanity: russian tier
>self-confidence: gone
>mfw
I had high tear rate & lost contact, but i found epic fetus from a secret room. Sure it wrecked all the bosses, but wasnt all that great against mega satan.
I had no orbitals & also had eaten 3 "one makes you larger" pills for a stompy effect. Rly didnt make the bullethell part easy when u have very limited health.