Great game, but it needs some DLC

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Making fun of gay frogs, big pfarma, californians, and chomos is great, but there is SO MUCH MORE potential for this game!

Implement a 4-player co-op mode where Ben Shapiro, Joe Rogan, and Elon Musk team-up with Alex to take down Rachel Dolezal using bleach to expose her white face while fighting off chunky black dudes on collars and leashes.

Shapiro could have a special move where he throws his yarmulke like a boomerang or shows a photo of his sister that stuns enemies. Rogan could have a compound bow that has to be charged-up but does more damage the longer you hold down the attack button. Musk could accumulate cryptocurrency from fallen enemies until there's enough child support money to summon Grimes to screech at enemies and stun them.

Where's the mission to free the cops who were wrongfully convicted of killing George Floyd where the final boss is a literal straw man with a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ cutout of Floyd's face on it who shoots counterfeit percs and xanax that have a one in four chance of containing game-over levels of fentanyl?

Put in another car chase mission where you have to red-rover your way through pro-hamas road blockers to escort the last four University of Columbia students pursuing degrees that aren't worthless to their capstone presentations.

Set up a level that takes place in a fertility clinic where you have to rescue non-viable embryos and implant them in the wombs of teenage girls from the inner city. The possibilities are endless here.