Best Starting Moves

[John Stamos Jr.]

What are the best starting moves for this game that are easy to learn?

[Biophonism]

Replace 1 and 2 with right and left or left and right, it's up to you :3

- Hold all
- Contract elbow 1
- Contract pec 1
- Extend pec 2
- Raise shoulder 2
- 2-rotate chest
- 2-bend lumbar
- Extend both glutes
- Extend hip 1
- Contract hip 2
- Extend ankle 1

Optional: grab with hand 1 (this splits the opponent in two if the opponent stands still, which doesn't occur too often on multiplayer),

[|-LoA-|-PanCiocia]

c
concract both knees
concract pecs left/right
grabby hand
space
extend knees, this will make you ultra jump and kick the enemy on the floor

[76561198156045348]

Head/body (sometimes it with the body) decap

1.Hold all after that raise both shoulder

press space 2 times

2.raise down both your shoulder and click your hand to grab and contract both pecs

press space 2 times again

(you would hear uke will say CHOOYA or a sound :D)

3.raise your shoulder and extend both of your hips and contract both of your knees

press space 2 times agian

(best part from here)

4.contract your hips and abs

press space 3 times

5.raise down your shoulder

press space 1 time

6.extend your kness and contract your ankle

BAM! you head decap UKE!

[stinkycloroxwipe]

c
contract knees
contract hips
contract pecs
grab with hands
space X3

this move rips of uke's arms

[bobes sponja]

Im painfully bad at this game, but here's a move that seems to work for me (it gave me 5 streak so it has to work for you guys too)
contract pecs
grab
next turn:
contract knees , hips
next turn:
extend knees, hips

it should set you off flying OR smack you to the ground. thats why I recommend using other stuff besides it
stuff like pulling shoulders down instead of the knee thing
tell me if it worked or you got an idea on how to improve it

[Presten0]

Contract left hip
Extend left knee
Contract left ankle
Extend right hip
Contract right knee
Extend right ankle
Left rotate lumbar
Raise right shoulder

Super backflip!

[obliviondoll]

Originally posted by I,Witchfinder:

is there actually a good counter to noobclap? i cant figure one out

Keeping most of your body relaxed, kicking forward with one leg, your body will rock backwards out of reach. Be ready to catch yourself on your hands so you don't DQ, though.

[Tf2noob]

Hold all, right rotating chest, contract bothe pecs, contract both elbows, then grabby hands.


When you end your turn you will cut of your oppents elbow and its useful

[Cosmonaut Cartilag]

Tearing off someones glutes is always fun.