50 shades of grayzone

[Leon96]

Grey Zone Warfare? More like 50 Shades of GPU Abuse! — except instead of steamy encounters, you get steamy GPUs. This game's idea of a thrill ride is frying your graphics card faster than Christian Grey's mood swings. Pixelated graphics and more bugs than a neglected basement? No thanks, I'll pass on this digital dominatrix. Playing this game feels like signing up for a masochistic tech torture session.

I'm talking about graphics (specially folliage) so exxagerated in a distance that they become a pixelated mess in the background, it's like the game's trying to blindfold you with low resolution. And don't even get me started on the frame rate; it's slower than a snail on sedatives. You're trying to aim at enemies, but it feels more like you're playing 'Pin the Tail on the Donkey' blindfolded. Spoiler alert: you're the donkey.

In conclusion, playing Grey Zone Warfare is like subjecting your GPU to a questionable BDSM session, complete with blurry graphics and enough bugs to make you scream for mercy. Save yourself the headache and stick to games that don't have your graphics card begging for a safe word...

please give us more options to reduce LOD distance because it's a hell of a mess.

[Cryptix]

Originally posted by Leon96:

Grey Zone Warfare? More like 50 Shades of GPU Abuse! — except instead of steamy encounters, you get steamy GPUs. This game's idea of a thrill ride is frying your graphics card faster than Christian Grey's mood swings. Pixelated graphics and more bugs than a neglected basement? No thanks, I'll pass on this digital dominatrix. Playing this game feels like signing up for a masochistic tech torture session.

I'm talking about graphics (specially folliage) so exxagerated in a distance that they become a pixelated mess in the background, it's like the game's trying to blindfold you with low resolution. And don't even get me started on the frame rate; it's slower than a snail on sedatives. You're trying to aim at enemies, but it feels more like you're playing 'Pin the Tail on the Donkey' blindfolded. Spoiler alert: you're the donkey.

In conclusion, playing Grey Zone Warfare is like subjecting your GPU to a questionable BDSM session, complete with blurry graphics and enough bugs to make you scream for mercy. Save yourself the headache and stick to games that don't have your graphics card begging for a safe word...

please give us more options to reduce LOD distance because it's a hell of a mess.

Funniest thread I have read in 2 years. Completely agree too tbh.

[Kozzy]

My gpu didn't go above 67c, get some more fans in your case tbh.

[Avuja]

ChatGPT I had this great idea for a joke post, type it up for me and I'll add my own flair at the end. Hehehehe. -OP

[Str3tchCassidyTV]

A bit more contex would be great, whats your specs?

[Leon96]

Originally posted by Cryptix:

Funniest thread I have read in 2 years. Completely agree too tbh.

thanks. it's a way to deal with the fact that i got F'ED by my friend in-game because i was wearing an enemy bandana and he thought "red bandana = enemies" Annnd he shot me in the head.

The game was stuttering a lot too.

too much grass

[Leon96]

Originally posted by Str3tchCassidyTV:

A bit more contex would be great, whats your specs?

RTX 4070ti | i5 12400f

South America server.

i don't know why but it was stuttering a LOT. i have a gameplay recording of this on my YT channel with the specs and all.
stuff stutters every 2 secs. it's like a Rollback from the servers.
it was on 58fps with some drops and ups.

[Leon96]

Originally posted by Kozzy:

My gpu didn't go above 67c, get some more fans in your case tbh.

mine is at 55ºC / 70% use. stutters are pretty bad. you think i can post YT link here?
ps.: https://youtu.be/UKCi1NsyN5Q
it's at 19:20 - heli scene. giant stutter. stuff goes to minus 90000000 fps.
then teleports me to a safe place again.

[Opachki]

Originally posted by Leon96:

Originally posted by Str3tchCassidyTV:

A bit more contex would be great, whats your specs?

RTX 4070ti | i5 12400f

South America server.

i don't know why but it was stuttering a LOT. i have a gameplay recording of this on my YT channel with the specs and all.
stuff stutters every 2 secs. it's like a Rollback from the servers.
it was on 58fps with some drops and ups.

With my 3060ti and 5800x3d I peaked at 66 fps, was sitting around 45 or so most of the time and it just felt like crap

[Leon96]

Originally posted by Avuja:

ChatGPT I had this great idea for a joke post, type it up for me and I'll add my own flair at the end. Hehehehe. -OP

Thanks for the compliment and the steam awards. I love writing comedic review, even though it still kept the subject game related and offered proper feedback to the developer.

[Leon96]

Originally posted by Opachki:

Originally posted by Leon96:

RTX 4070ti | i5 12400f

South America server.

i don't know why but it was stuttering a LOT. i have a gameplay recording of this on my YT channel with the specs and all.
stuff stutters every 2 secs. it's like a Rollback from the servers.
it was on 58fps with some drops and ups.

With my 3060ti and 5800x3d I peaked at 66 fps, was sitting around 45 or so most of the time and it just felt like crap

Had to give it up. I really wanted it to shine. But the servers make it unplayable.
South America is often neglected... when in reality our servers try to catch people from argentina/chile/brazil... the game runs pretty bad and it's 99% of chance of it being server related.