Characters' names

[socks eater]

I tried to make out the full names of the crew on their ID cards, but it looks like the developers wrote gibberish on purpose. They either didn't come up with full names, or decided to troll curious people like me.
I tried to decrypt some. So, I see "Smith" as Jimmy's last name, but it seems to be something else. I also can't stop seeing the word "Awesome" as Anya's last name. And I have no idea what's with Daisuke. I would be glad if someone shared their versions, because I'm really curious.

[Yolomancer]

If you aren't aware aready, this thread has the IDs and other things in full res:
https://steamcommunity.com/app/2475490/discussions/0/4840896797476104211/