How to reset the game completely and start over?

[shadowdancer7911]

I've played the entire game, along with the dlc's... I'd like to start completely over. How to I reset the game as if I have never played it? I wish there was "New Game" in the menu to make it simple. Be kind in your answer... I'm not computer sauve.

[A JANITOR]

BlackEagle [developer] 7 Dec, 2016 @ 10:02pm
Stats? Do you mean achievements?

If so, you can open the console using the (~) key and type "resetstats true", press enter, and then restart the game.
All achievements will be reset.

If you however, you just mean the save files, then you can delete the save files from "Steam\SteamApps\Common\Viscera\Saves\"
Last edited by BlackEagle; 7 Dec, 2016 @ 10:02pm

[A JANITOR]

if you want to also nuke your saves do this
right click the game in steam library and go to the updates tab
disable steam cloud sync (game works better without the cloud and will stop steam reinstalling old saves every single time you start the game)

go here
HDD:\Program Files (x86)\Steam\steamapps\common\Viscera\Saves
delete all the save files
open the backups folder and delete all the saves

go here
HDD:\Program Files (x86)\Steam\steamapps\common\Viscera\UDKGame\Autosaves
delete all the autosaves
open the backup folder and delete all the saves

start the game=should have a clean slate just like it was when you bought the game

use the devs console cheat code above to delete and reset all the games achievements so you will have to get all the achievements again

after that go here
HDD:\Program Files (x86)\Steam\steamapps\common\Viscera\UDKGame
delete the Config Folder
go to steam library right click the game
local files
Verify the game cache to reinstall new config folder

do that so if you ever use ~ to cheat you wont accidentally enter the cheat code that deletes the games achievements as it will delete that code from the ~ cheat menu
you don't want to reset your achievents again by accident aye:)

thats how to completely nuke your progress

if you dont disable the games cloud sync steam will keep reinstalling the saves you just deleted over and over again so turn the cloud off 1st before you nuke your saves


you don't have to turn the games cloud sync back on the game works heaps better with no cloud sync just save the game often and have fun cleaning like it was when you 1st bought vcd as if you started the game for the very 1st time

[shadowdancer7911]

Dear A Janitor,
THANK YOU for the step by step instructions! YOU are a GODSEND!
You understood exactly what I wanted to do... I want to play from scratch and see if I can acquire all the achievements again. That is how I play all my games... but I never came across a game before that required you to do all this to get back to zero, it always had "new game" in the menu.
Too bad this game doesn't have that option... it would have made life much easier for us.
Thanks again!

[A JANITOR]

No worries
I guess theres no start new game button so none of us accidentally press it
If devs added such a button it should be called NUKE GAME PROGRESS

when hover the mouse over the ok button that funny txt shows=
If you press OK you will create a Paradox and the Universe will collapse into a Super Massive Black Hole Deleting your saves and your progress.
so you can witness the Big Banger Supernova Create a new but very Dirty Universe to clean:)

when you press ok=
a cutscene plays with hoh terrorvision tv screen as a border then you see bobs secret evil identicl twin brother sitting on top of the evil chair in front of the death ray console then he fires the death ray from the vulcan dlc map with an evil muwahahah laughing as it shoots a death beam into the sky then the sky catch on fire then the janitor dives into the pool of sharks and gets eaten into a blood pool that turns into a whilpool then screen turns into a shrinking galaxy and swirls around in circles and gets sucked into a black hole like turning a black n white hoh Terrovision tv off then the main menu will load as hoh tv turns itself back on then a car windscreen wiper that sounds like a bin machine will wipe all of your blood off the screen and wangs voice will say I clean again:)
but you cant see the border of the tv screen in the main menu=you are inside the tv looking out of the tv at the menu!

(god that would be fun to do such a cutscene in kismet=Muhwahaha pure torture but worth the time just make those camera actors have a party in one hell of a matinee while a spider spins a glow in the dark nuclear powered spider web:)

the game also detect if you had 100% of the achievements then when you go the the office when you get the last achivement again then the game will spawn an employee of the Universe award in your office that has a swirling galaxy on it with a dismembered janitor corpse floating around the galaxy with a bucket and a mop on a flatscreen hoh terrovision tv?
a car winsdscreen wiper that you can use to clean blood off glass windows (squeegee) also appears in your janitor trunk then it unlocks fail over golf on the bitterman 500
start fail over golf.exe and you get sucked into the bitterman 500 screen
golf map loads in 3d as a secret vcd cleaning map and
fail over golf has landmines on the golf course and a candy cane from santas rampage is your golf club and the golf ball is a grenade and sand monsters are living in the sand bunkers and a core sample teleporter inside the hole in the green that teleports the golf ball and yourself back to the tee at the start:)
on the 4th game of golf the grenade explodes you all over the place when you go to tee off again
you will have to get the golf ball into the golf hole 3 times before it spits you out of the bitterman 500 screen with sand monster spew that goes all over your office when you respawn in the office
if you jump into a sand monster in the golf game you get spewed back into your office=welcome to fail over golf=will you fail at golf theres only one way to find out?

said employee of the universe award is 3 times the size of a normal eotm award and you can stick it to the ceiling like one too but if its on the ceiling blood can drip out of it onto the floor when a janitor head falls out of it

afterall in vcd the office is a paradox!

cool if devs did add that one it would make a nice easter egg:)
also a nice cliffhanger for a potential sequel???
so well hidden you will never see it until you got all the achievements and pressed the nuke progress button and you wont get employee of the universe until you have all of the achivements again:)
alot harder to find than playing tetris in your office xd:)

if ya never got all the achievements it just nukes your progress and a message box appears=Sucked in now you have to clean the universe again

kinda like in spore if you spin the galaxy in circles fast enough photos of the devs fly out of it
in vcd such a galaxy would have all sorts of junk fly out of it= basically everything you ever tossed into a sand monster will spew it all up and splatter it all over the screen then the a car windscreen wiper will wipe the ooze off the screen would also make a cool cutscene
after the game gets sucked into a black hole before the main menu loads
a giant sand monster lives inside the core of the galaxy inside a super massive black hole


kinda stupid that nasa sends a solar power rover to mars that has no windscreen wiper to clean the dust off the solar panels then nasa tells us it died when it got flat batteries cuz it cant clean its solar panels after a global dust storm
also stupid round wheels gets the rover bogged in the sand=they should put tank/caterpillar tracks on it so even if it crashes n flips upside down it can still go for a drive n flip itself upright again=as long as nasa don't forget to put anothe set of solar panels under the rover so if it does go upside down it can still charge its batteries
then nasa tells us in the future that the batteries went flat cuz they forgot to replace the rubber on the windscreen wiper with a titanium razor blade so dust doesnt get smeared all over the solar panels when the rover cleans itself and if the tracks fall off then it has the same crappy wheels it used to have=
nasa tells us its batteries died again cux they forgot to put another windscreen wiper for the solar panel under the rover when the one on top broke and the top panel got dirty!

when nasa finally get it right 30 years later its still driving around sending data to earth until Microsoft update Bugrosoft Bugrows 10 again?


Since your playing VCD from scratch if you want to when you finished the game again
theres also more than 100 maps on steam workshop if you havn't played those already:)

VCD has more than enough replayabillity=

+ 1 for the Nuke Progress Button

[shadowdancer7911]

Dear A Janitor,
I just read your reply.... I haven't laughed so hard in such a long time! What a hoot!
(Thanks! I needed that)
And what an imagination!
You have been playing VCD for far too long my friend!
(But, I shouldn't talk... I'm just can't seem to stop playing! All my other games have gone by the wayside.... )

I wouldn't be surprised if you have played every map that's in that workshop as well.
I haven't played any of them yet... I just wanted to play every map in the game first.
Are there any that you would recommend that you enjoy the most?
I sure do wish they would make more dlc's... I really enjoyed all four that they put out.
But you are right... VCD has more than enough replayability just the way it is!

Thanks again for all your help and your humor!

[A JANITOR]

Thanks you just made my day
It's the drive that forces me to make more maps:)
Recommended maps I guess is whatever it is you think you like most!
It's hard to pick favorites.
Indeed I have a very vivid imagination cuz when I think about something I can see a 3d picture of it jammed in my head like that one song you can't turn off.
Not long ago I found a coffee table on the side of the road with barely a scratch on it.
Said coffee table just happened to contain a broken vacuum tube radio and a record player from 1950
I fixed it and when it played a record for the 1st time in 40 years JukeBoxed happened
I'm getting better at the level editor and what I don't see I imagine then if ya play Tetris combined with operation I can build what I can see that stuck in my head in unreal engine 3 or 4:)

Coolest thing about this game is the level editor=VCD can be whatever you want it to be

And yes I am VCD's longest running player and nothing will stop me from playing VCD
It's your fault BlackEagle VCD is more addicting than your favourite food and that's why it's the best damn game in my Steam library.
The rest of My games get tired or not played VCD just has that itch that torture me to get a mop n have a party in the level editor:)

Watching the stuff I made on YouTube is the icing on the VCD cake when I see the people laughing from the start to the very end=mission accomplished

Helping other creators Fix it when all hope is lost or if Thier PC exploded just so we can all play the map they made is also another reason to make a new map in the level editor.

Who needs a sequel when steam workshop is Viscera Cleanup Detail 2
Scary looking Community edition

VCD is something that I with never forget it's just too unique from back in the good old days when Sierra and rareware nailed it.

In the far distant future VCD will be one of those games that Burns it's way into the all time classics of PC gaming history!
RuneStorm struck a gold mine when they made this awesome cleaning simulator:)

From VCD alpha to beta to full release and beyond=wow what a wonderful journey with a future that hasn't been written yet so to continue the tradition is to open the level editor and make more maps to play.

With respect to the Devs thanks for teaching me how to make it happen and for adding heaps of my ideas to this awesome game.

VCD will continue to evolve and grow into something cool and you don't need a mop or buckets when the janitor has hands a portal gun a welder and a fire hose along with a shovel to scrape it off the floor:)
A bin full of grenades and plenty of types of guns swords and explosives that work included just try not to get eaten by your vacuum cleaner:)
It sure as hell won't have a vanilla incinerator but it's fun to make a fake One that works like a real one until you put something that can explode in it just so I can blow it up and blow the doors off it take an incinerator door to my office as a trophy after I feed the other door to the sharks as they need plenty of iron in Thier diet!

Why did the janitor fly to Mars?
To experience total recall and start the reactor:)
How did the janitor get to Mars?
From the nuke in the vulcan missile silo

Why did the janitor go to the moon?
To look for cheese and try n find what NASA won't tell us after the military build a moonbase while researching an ancient alien city with pyramids that look like the ones in Egypt but they still work when the janitor turns them on when the Egyptian government hides the truth of why missing astronauts keep being found in 3000 year old sarcophagus's in Egypt!


Explosives make a great spaceship it's warp core can explode and yes you can ride the bomb:)
An incubator make a nice record player or incinerator but it also makes a good space shuttle to strap to the rocket
By the seat of your pants the janitor can clean the solar system!
One day the janitor cleans planet X and discovers the JanitorGate Network and gets lost in space and has to clean Thier way home:)
Just try not to get assimilated by a Borg terminator robot or get in a car with a domestabot as those guys are crash test Dummies:)

What happens when the janitor flys a rocket into space=higher and higher with its a$$hole on fire never fly on a Concorde by the seat of your pants on a wing and a prayer= oh oh why is the left engine on fire?
Quick grab a bucket!

welcome to steam workshop!
When the janitor has cleaned it all up they can wash their underpants in Mr Wang's Coin Op Laundromat and go for a ride in a scary clothes dryer and end up lost in a scary hospital with an MRI machine that the metal plate in the janitors head that can stick to the magnet:)

Anyway enough of me writing silly books
If any more dedicated janitors want to reset Thier progress and play VCD again above is how to do so!

[shadowdancer7911]

Dear A Janitor,
I didn't realize I was corresponding with one of the Map Maker Masters!!!
I bow before thee, oh great one!
I am just a new player of this wonderful game... please grant me mercy!
I just looked at all the wonderful maps you have made and I am impressed!
Sir, you have done an impressive amount of work... all I can do is whisper "wow" with jaw agape!
I especially an intrigued with "The Bank"... my previous career was in banking
and there were a number of employees (as well as some customers) that I wouldn't mind cleaning up their viscera off the vault walls LOL... but I digress.
By the way, I enjoyed your "silly books"... thanks for taking the time to entertain me.
There is so little humor these days, and no one appreciated your humor more than I.
I will be following you with great interest and will be subscribing to some of those wonderful maps you made... as well as watching some of the videos others made playing on your maps.
Thank you again kind sir!
God Bless

[cannonf0dder]

Yep if you want crazy ideas and lots of interaction in your maps AJ is your goto, there's plenty of maps out there to explore, some good, some bad but they're all an experience that's one of a kind.
Once you get going there's easily over 200hrs on the workshop, and more coming.

[shadowdancer7911]

To Cannonf0dder:
I appreciate your input ... and I appreciate you and AJ being so helpful to someone such as myself who doesn't know everything computer related, but willing to learn. I'm a gas and go kinda girl, but when I get a flat tire, I'll pop the trunk and give it a go. I'm just a nervous Nelly that I'll push the wrong button and nuke everything to smithereens and make everything worse.. as AJ so amply described!
Thanks again... I really appreciate you guys! So grateful to Steam for giving us a platform to communicate and connect with each other to help each other out.

[A JANITOR]

You should try pushing buttons in a turkey processing plant as a cleaner when the boss says here's a hose go clean it on your 1st day without any training
when you can only clean the place if you turn the whole factory on but at the same time most of the machines can eat you n don't hose the kill tank there's danger 25000 volts sign hanging off it well what's left of rusty old sign lol

Didn't take long to figure out how to run the whole factory as a cleaner when the food processing staff only know 1 machine

VCD abit like that with the level editor
People call me Mr fix it or modern magyver as I have a knack n can fix everything I touch
Brakes on ya car is easy n I never driven a car lol n I can even rewire everything so it works just need a friend who can drive to tell me if it's fixed:)
Only one way to find out is to try n see what happens
Sat way I got my 1st computer that was broken and didn't even know what a PC tower was let alone what the icons do if you click em
Take it apart fiddle with it for a while
Oh cool windows loads and steam comes out of the monitor that full of water when it dried out that was my 1st computer from the tip as I couldn't afford a PC so I teach myself to fix a broken one.
3 years later I opened the level editor=WTF is this n how the hell does this work
LoL and I still suck at Photoshop

Ever seen Colin furze on YouTube
Well I'm the same but in a game engine as furze make crazy real stuff that is dangerous
I like the safety of the map editor of it goes bang it won't hurt:)

It's like mother I want a bike for my birthday=
Mother wouldn't buy anything for me she just tell me I know what a spanner and a screwdriver is and where the rubbish tip is when she go n buy everything for my stupid older brother that gets handed everything on a silver platter as though he is the queen of Sheba
No wonder my brother can't even change a light globe he a fat sissy now:)
And mother give me a Sega master system 2 when you find it at the tip n mother give my brother a PS2 on launch day=they can all get lost
When I was a school I never did computer class
Never did woodwork never did metal work all because my mother didn't pay my school fees and sent my stupid brother to Japan on a holiday
As an adult=
And they only call me when something is broken. Can you fix it I say no nobody in my family ever says thankyou n I'm not fixing thier hot water heater for free again or the roof if it's leaks or my step father's car again so now I just say go to Bunnings warehouse or call a plumber
I'm sick of fixing stuff for free
My family is nasty and they don't deserve it!
Mum can I borrow $50 she says only if you give it back tomorrow n cuz she is broke
Then she goes n buys a caravan for my brother n give him $30000 and says to my brother don't worry about it you don't have to pay anything for it!
I don't talk to my family anymore.

If at 1st you fail try try again=cool it works now:)
The world is my oyster nothing is impossible if you put your mind to it!
Cool a whole house full of furniture for free=it's amazing what a tool box and a shopping trolley can do:)
There's a broken clothes dryer on the side of the road a few blocks away n I need a clothes dryer=where's my screwdriver and a shopping trolley!
Now I have a new clothes dryer:)
The best things in life really are free if you can fix it:)
Cool my house looks like a museum in a crystal shop but with furniture that's worth a fortune all from the side of the road:)
Council cleanup=where's my trolley it's time to go shopping for antiques:)
Ohh nice there's 32gigabytes of ram and a better video card inside the next PC tower I found for free roadside upgrades:)

My brother wasted 40 years at school and has nothing to show for it
Goes to get a job and employer says do you have practical experience
No all he has is a teacher degree and a pile of useless Uni certificates
And he still doesn't know what a monkey wrench is=bahahaha is that why he still live with my mother leaching from her purse like a fat vacuum cleaner that can only suck up other people's money

Never be shy always try n you won't end up like my brother:)
I left school in year 9 learned more from watching tv than I did at school anyway

Gas n go=that's the way to go:)
Put the pedal to the metal and success awaits you:)
Way to go girl that's cool!

My spelling still sux but at least I can hold a job unlike my brother that should have been a sister as my mother still thinks he is a princess:)

I Got struck by lightning when I was 10 so had to learn to read and write again after it erased half my memory:)
It takes 30 years for your brain to reboot=total recall I still remember being pushed to the Shop in a pram laughing at my mother getting soaked in a storm:)
Getting zapped by lightning gave me a gift now I can fix everything I touch:)
Dunno how open it and find out cool I fixed my washing machine:)
Oh great the lawnmower died again=where's a spanner it's time to play operation:)
Cool now it starts on the 1st pull

Anyway as fodder says there's over 200 hours of maps on workshop and more on the way
Next I copy the portal gun I accidentally figure out how to make then I make a portal test chamber in vcd without using any content from portal=cool it works

Check out blackeagle's level creation guide too if you want to make a VCD map of your own it's easy=monkey see monkey do:)
Wing it and find out it's how I do it=gas n go pedal to the metal:)
Combine musical chairs with a computer mouse n before you know it you just made a workshop map:)
24 hours to make JukeBoxed so I said to myself=floor it grandma I too slow:)

Go carthief for really good vanilla style maps
Fodder and myself for something interactive
Your hands are better than the mop use the force even if it's bolted to the floor you can still turn it on:)
One of my workshop friend is 13 I show em how to fix Thier 1st map now they can make more all by themselves without any help and they already got a 5 Star rating on one map when I can only get 4 stars:)
One day I will get 5 stars in at least 1 map lol

Gas n go is just like on a wing and a prayer never give up try n fix it then when it turns on for the 1st time in 50 years you be like Frankenstein=muhwahaha it's alive:)
Cool now I can plug in that Bluetooth sound bar that was full of water I found last week:)

Dead PC on side of the road full of mud
The HDD is dry take that out
Now where's the garden hose
Chuck it on the roof to dry out for a week put Humpty Dumpty back together again
Cool it works now:)
Found a massive dirty rug on the side of the road n I cleaned it=cool it looks brand new=
Google the label on the rug=oh my cool I found a $3000 rug
Great more stuff to sell on eBay!
Trash really is treasure and I have exquisite taste in garbage=is that why everything I found on the side of the road is worth lots of money:)
I said thanks to the rug cuz it let me buy a new computer that isn't E waste
VCD looking nice on ryzen 7 and I still had to fix it on unboxing day cuz Microsoft broke it twice vs windows 10 updates when the guy at the PC shop who custom built my PC didn't know how to fix it=bahahaha a janitor has magic fingers:)

Believe in the universe and the universe will be nice to you=karma
Praying won't give you anything
Stop praying and run to higher ground before the tsunami gets you!

When the instructions are missing from the IKEA desk that has 300 parts and the writing on the box is in Japanese
Half an hour looking at the picture on the box now that a nice desk
Oh no boss at work says that looks awesome here's another 15 desks to assemble without instructions

Gas n go=NEVER GIVE UP=cool it works now:):)

Gotta go my cat wants food n won't stop meowing:)

[shadowdancer7911]

Oh, Mr. MacGyver, (A Janitor), you went and did it again... it took me 10 minutes to collect myself after laughing myself silly and rolling on the floor! Oh, my belly hurts! BAHAHAHAHA!
You are the cat's meow!

I have to tell you something...
you may not be able to spell very well, but it was good enough for me to understand every single thing you said.
You may only have gotten to grade 9, but you have more intelligence and grit than a great number of educated idiots with a doctorate degree... you are fearless to attack anything that is broken and fix it... THAT QUALITY IS A GIFT, AND YOU HAVE IT IN SPADES.

Do you know when a teacher has become a MASTER?
When the student can out perform his teacher.
Sir, you have gained the title of MASTER....WELL DONE!
The highest rating of 5 stars is awaiting you... what you don't realize is that you've already earned it... with the student who achieved it because of YOU! BRAVO!

Now, go feed your cat and I'm gonna go put the petal to the metal!

[A JANITOR]

Awesome
Thankyou now that's the drive that will make me play VCD forever and make even more maps to play:)
Me accidental genius(I call it auzzie ingenuity) and just happened to teach myself how to build a house and use everything you can buy at Bunnings warehouse all because I want to get a video game that won't work to load on a pc all because my mother wouldn't buy me a new bike for my birthday let alone a mechano set
Best thing my grandfather did was give me a 100 year old biscuit tin full of nuts and bolts=how the hell do I make a remote control car out that I said=where's my screwdriver n had to steal some of my brother's LEGO cuz I wasn't allowed to play with Lego or use a calculator:))
You=smarter than everyone and don't know it even if look in the mirror
It's nice to see someone who's mind is awake
Nothing is fun if you don't have a good laugh:)
As for the level editor every time you start the editor you learn something new

I am Borg I will adapt:) 7 of 9
I love my SCI fi so that probably why my levels are crazy:)
You can take my cat to your office in VCD too:)
People complaining about security camera in the bank map lol it's easy to play that one without getting shot at=aim the cameras at the ceiling then they can't shoot ya:)

I should build that turkey processing plant in VCD that I used to clean for work
Boss made a big mistake=he gave me a blueprint of the factory and I know how all of the machines work
In VCD company ran out of turkey so boss processed the staff instead:)
That job had a social media thing when not allowed to share what happens inside the factory if you still work there
I don't work there anymore=must build factory in VCD it's taunting me to make a fully working factory in VCD and ohs doesn't exist in VCD nor did it exist in real life=disgruntled employee gets revenge:)
I won't be allowed to call my map Inghams so why not call it the slaughter factory:)
Cleaning an a slaughter factory in real life was scarier than cleaning evil science:)
Only difference is you use a hose instead of a mop to clean it along with lethal chemicals that say food safe on the label but can still burn the skin off your hands!
Kinda funny that the uniform is the same as the janitor uniform in this game:)
Gonna have to borrow some of canonfodder's conveyor belts:)

2 buckets and some light fittings Also make a convincing Dalek
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1490977905
Only way to make it work is to build it and see what happens:)
The TARDIS also works n so does the Stargate
If only VCD had replicators those metal spiders that eat your spaceship

I will never change the whole town likes me and that's the way I like it:)
I'm lucky to have friendly neighbours

Devs level creation guide also works in goat simulator once you make a VCD map you can make a map in any game
When will rws add workshop support to postal 4 I can't wait to open the level editor in that game=party Time like God in a candy store:)
Also hoping that I can make a map in teardown when Devs add mod support to that game just hope it's easier than VCD
Teardown release date is 29 October so I want that Game
If it gets a level editor I might accidentally make poly bridge 3 except the bridge is 80% built but you have to drive the vehicle across the bridge after you find a way to stop the bridge from falling apart:)
After I assimilate that games engine it's going to loads of fun
Might as well start with a hd texture pack to get my head around it
It looks like Minecraft but heaps better and the Dev of teardown said it will get workshop mod support=now it's teasing me to peel the lid off teardown n see what makes it tick:)

I would never have made a map if it wasn't for BlackEagle
Thankyou RuneStorm

I played postal 4 n used a fire hose
So I opened the level editor in VCD and made a fire hose that can hose the blood off the floor but can also fly like a hose if you let go of it:)
I wonder what happens if I turn the hose into a gas pipe=cool incinerator on tap...oh oh the map is on fire quick where's the hose:)
Oh no the hose isn't long enough
Quick where's a bucket:)
Now that the fire is out what's that smell
Oh oh quick turn the incinerator off n I better not light a flare or shoot the welder and I better punchout before I gas myself:)
Woops I forgot about the pilot light in the hot water heater=all aboard Hot water heater is a space shuttle:)
Enjoy the ride when the whole map explodes
You can punchout when you dock with the ISS space station and NASA gets a new hot water heater:)

When I play a video game I'm just like Josh from let's game it out on YouTube
Just combine him with Colin furze:)
Insane in Games but normal in reality just glad I'm not as crazy as Colin furze as I don't want to burn my house down and I don't want to freak the cat out:)

The VCD level editor=I have only just scratched it's surface!
I don't know how to code outside the game because I wasn't allowed to use a computer until I was 21
Mother give a PC to my brother instead= I hate my brother!
I'm the youngest of 3 brothers both my older brothers are cvnts and the middle one gets everything for free and is now a fat sissy n my mother thinks he is the queen of England
I don't talk to my family anymore
I think I was adopted I look nothing like my family and mother never told me who my father is an she didn't like it when I asked her if I was a test tube baby that was abducted by aliens and dumped in a basket at the front door:)
Birth certificate says anonymous so why not as I look like an alien compared to them I twice as tall as all of em and there's no baby photos of me but there is for my other 2 brothers!
Maybe Bigfoot left me in a basket=lol I think it's hilarious:)

Life is not fun unless you can have a good laugh:)

I still suck at Photoshop:)

Don't be sad if I ignore Freind invites
I get about 5000 of those each year and had to ignore 20 of em yesterday!


You have a very bright future live long and prosper!
If I was a girl I too would want to be 7 of 9

[shadowdancer7911]

You are so welcome!
You left me speechless for a moment...
that is quite a compliment , one I'm not sure I deserve.
I know this much... I'm smart enough to know that I don't know everything,
and that is what spurs me on to learn as much as I can.
It is a privilege to connect with someone who is not only intelligent and has an abundance of common sense, but kind. That's a rare combination... and I'm glad we connected.
Don't ever change...
I especially love that sense of humor!
By the way, I always wanted to be 7 of 9!
I learned more from Star Trek than any other program I ever watched.
The needs of the many out weigh the needs of the few...


Albert Einstein said "Intelligence means nothing without imagination"...
you have that in abundance! (Are you sure Albert wasn't your dad?!!)

Live long and prosper my friend... you have a very bright future ahead of you as well.