Cleaning arsenal

[Dracologist]

This is just something my brain produced on idle running while playing the game so this is more of just "what if"s and "wouldn't it be cool"s
But at least it eases up on my nogging and maybe maybe something takes root
Or not, doesn't matter.
So i was thinking that after finishing a job you would get some sort of spendable score that could use to buy temporary tool sidegrades and perks for your next deployment
Perks like
Quick hands: Able to switch between items quicker
Sprint training: Able to run faster when forward is double-tapped (will make you shake items you hold even more tho.)
Hydrophobic boots: Very unlikely to leave footprints when you walk across splats.

And you could upgrade your tools of trade:
Pressure washer: instead of a mop you get a high powered washer that requiers water to run but can each high places if you don't like to bother with the personal elevator. Just don't suck up mucky water...
Clotter: A device that turns splats into small coalgulated clumps (like the burned gibs). Requires no water but does take longer to clean and the clots do need to be burned.

Hand-Vaccum: Can replace the broom. Sucks up small items, like casings, USB sticks and paper scraps and spit them out on command. If it sucks up too much it however violently spews it out, and if accidentally picks up a wet giblet it will spew blood for a while.

Upgraded sniffer: This one comes with an UV light that highlights if there's a faint splat or a bullethole is on the wall.

Plasma Furnace: alternate for the basic incinerator, has a nice iris aperature door and burns stuff almost instantly if all of its aperatures are closed
Portable furnace: A small device that can be picked up and when placed on the ground create an outlined square area where items will be incinerated. While it can be carried around it burns stuff rather slowly.

Strutted pail: An alternate to the water bucket: it has more water than the normal bucket and has struts making it near impossible to kick it over tho it does make it a bit hard to put into a furnace.
Anti gravity water orb: A small water sphere that contains less water but it will stick to any mid air position you leave it and does not budges from there.

Paper bin: Never produces giblets (due to being an offbrand manufacturer) almost instantly burns away when put into incinerator.
Lidded bin: A bin that closes its top when picked up preventing stuff flying out from it.

Burst whelder: Instead of a continous beam it shoots a single blast of energy that removes every bullethole and such in one shot, but also leaves marks on walls instantly. Careful aim is required.
Remodeller: Cannot burn items and can only fix bulletholes and such. Has wider cone of affect and never overheats and leave burn marks.

(I know the game is deliberately made awkward and patience testing but i just wanted to drain some thoughts.)

[A JANITOR]

Hydrophobic boots: Very unlikely to leave footprints when you walk across splats.

little secret cheat in the main menu=
Host game
game rules
blood footprints none=BINGO stain proof boots
go back play solo speedrun cleanup in every map without walking a single blood footprint anywhere ever again=get pedestrian achievement 1st

+ 1 for this thing in the port

Plasma Furnace: alternate for the basic incinerator, has a nice iris aperature door =
can said door decapitate the janitor like in rooks keep if ya put ya head in the fire n close the door on yourself=lol

reminds me of portal when we did throw every piece into the fire=still alive

gernie/carkcher high pressure washer lol being vcd i could imagine how much blood it would spray all over the place when a co worker puts the intake hose in a dirty bucket or even a body to drain it of blood then watch the body deflate n become flat n floppy n wait long enough n said body becomes a cardboard cutout of said body:)
what happens to the extension cord if it gets wet=you cant let go of the hose cuz ya being electrocuted as electricity n water not mix well but hey unplug it n use the extension cord on bodies to fry em dry

perks=no micro transactions
no crafting
i dont want another over complicated i have to press every button on my keyboard game
arthritis is painful! and tapping w would really p!ss me off when trying to walk lol
hold shift instead after always run box was ticked

for the run faster thing

munches oddysee had vending machines with perks
drink coffee n ya would run fast temporarily
in vcd said powerup could be alchohol as machines do malfunction n what if it gave you a blood island collada instead of coffee with a cup of blood instead of dispensing limbs?

things cant be too fast=multiplayer will get sucked into a black hole or if you caught a fast train the mess will be hanging out of the rear carriage wall when it gets to the next station client side xd

use shadow warrior cash to put in the vending machines

one needs more variety of medkits=
replace toilet rolls into toilet roll holders
refil the paper towel dispencer
put air freshener in the bathroom=kill it with fire easter egg= =spray air freshener on fire to set it alight n burn stuff with it but will it explode=maybe maybe not=muhwahaha
more tasks janitors do best=toilet brush vs a scary toilet lol
spraypaint so can do our own graffiti but requires acid to clean it up like normal graffiti?

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2170891129
finding a ton of weapons to only discover theres no ammo in em=bummer i wanna use the guns n stab player 2 to death with a katana for spilling my bucket=
nice if all weapons worked then i wont have to press the KICK FROM SERVER BUTTON as i can just torture them into helping me clean and if they refuse=I am borg resistance is futile n i wonder what the chainsaw does as i got that working n i can start the lawnmower too as well as wear jason's mask n use his knife as that works too?
if someone joins ya server and they refuse to help you clean=sweet no problem i can kill em with all sorts of weapons or to keep it clean suck em up with my vacuum cleaner as you can get eaten alive by the vacuum cleaner as theres a sand monster living inside it:)
great for bullet shells but don't get too close to the nozzle or it will digest you alive in its bag/stomach
one will most likely not shoot guns too often cuz it will spawn more bullet holes if ya miss n the be bullet shells everywhere=muhwahaha

hope the port gets drivable vehicles as bodies make nice speed bumps n ya can put bins in the back of ya ute?
sweet janitor drops the clutch n does burnouts=oh oh burnt rubber tyre tracks to clean
run over a body or blood=oh no blood tyre tracks to mop up
crash the car it catch fire and explode like cars do in the simpsons hit n run:)
clean up crashed car parts n oil stains brake fluid n transmission fluid etc
it would add a touch of stealing cars in gta 5 with a hint of carmageddon?
did ya crash the car but it didn't explode=cool its leaking petrol/gas now where did i put my welder i wanna set it on fire=kaboom=oh oh more crap to clean up as it starts raining debris on fire??

the janitor only gets paid if you steal the shadow warrior money
maybe we could clean a bank in the port n clean the place out while cleaning=
pay day lol just imagine what the robbers did after the swat team cornered em?

new janitor characters=
Alien Grey=thor from stargate or crypto 136 from destroy all humans
Skeleton
nasa spacesuit guy=rasta guy in a spacesuit=blunt dude is fogging up his helmet with pot smoke?
russian cosmonaught in spacesuit
Domestabot
terminator robot with laser eyes
bob
thor
all the ghosts from the casper movie
the bishop from rooks keep=
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=737455662
is that where lightning scars really come from???

space helmet for the janitor to wear
the goat from goat simulator=lick it up in style
postal dude=team up with RWS
zeus
spiderman
roomba vacuum cleaner=
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4I_H11VjNjg
it be awesome to play vcd as that thing??

that shrinking gun i made is perfect if ya wanna explore the ventilation ducting system but duct fans are dangerous lol???
the acid gun is a bonus

lock the levels n ya wont get the upgrades until ya unlock the next map=forced to play story mode in the right order so one can enjoy the story instead of collecting all the notes like a jigsaw puzzle in ya office to read the games entire story??

vcd has a cool story if ya collect all the notes n pda's n put em in the right order esp if you cleaned the entire game in the right order as the steam achievements is the mission list=do it in the right order n ya wont have to clean the same map more than twice and thats if you don't get fired at all

i wonder what will happen if i connect my fire hose to a gas main=only one way to find out is to open the level editor=muhwahaha
oh christ i forgot to light the gas n gassed myself so ya better light the gas when ya turn it on before the gas explodes if ya wait too long before lighting the gas=
incinerator on tap!
don't forget that the hot water heater has a pilot light=kaboom:)
hot water heaters make nice space rockets after it punches a hole in the ceiling on lift off??

please reskin the welder into the lighning gun
blue n purple laser beam with elecricity sounds
spawns lightning scars if ya miss
welder welds too many things n it make better sence if ya use the lightning gun to weld lightning scars as the welder spawns burnt bullet holes in cryogenisis n that looks tack if map not have any bullet holes in it??
mod the crystal texture on crystal bodies into ice material=cool frozen bodies in cryogenisis without the crystal stains??
i might try that in the editor it be nice to have frozen bodies in frostbite too

ideas for the port as well as the workshop?