The notorious elongated muskrat thread

[Angry Yak]

What sort of loot should he drop?

[Hybernian]

Shoddy yak balls

[Butcher]

He should drop "the scroll of pronouns" - by default pronoun option would be tied to character sex, but the brave heroes who defeated Muskrat will get to use power of reality bending to assign any string as pronoun.

[💾Mimind💾]

''cyber car armour''

[percolator fish]

If your character is female and have a cat familiar, they get preggers?

[jest]

Oversized nuts

[DrZann]

Brain implants that mine crypto.

[Moonlight Knight]

Bloodstained emeralds and horse ownership papers.

Maybe prototype horse armor that's visibly not good.

[Vaemer-Riit]

Originally posted by Moonlight Knight:

Bloodstained emeralds and horse ownership papers.

Maybe prototype horse armor that's visibly not good.

Stupid looking angular design that impeeds function, giant gaps were the panels come together, and the armor fails if you get water within 3 ft of it.

[Silaf]

This tread is dehumanizing a real person and fantasizing in the best way to kill him.
I find it in really bad taste.

[Moonlight Knight]

Originally posted by Silaf:

This tread is dehumanizing a real person and fantasizing in the best way to kill him.
I find it in really bad taste.

Both lionized and demonized fictional representations of real people are pretty commonplace references. I suppose you think the Divine Comedy is in bad taste too?

[DrZann]

Originally posted by Moonlight Knight:

Originally posted by Silaf:

This tread is dehumanizing a real person and fantasizing in the best way to kill him.
I find it in really bad taste.

Both lionized and demonized fictional representations of real people are pretty commonplace references. I suppose you think the Divine Comedy is in bad taste too?

The Divine Comedy is in very bad taste unless it's cooked just right...I prefer well-Dante.

[Silaf]

Originally posted by Moonlight Knight:

Originally posted by Silaf:

This tread is dehumanizing a real person and fantasizing in the best way to kill him.
I find it in really bad taste.

Both lionized and demonized fictional representations of real people are pretty commonplace references. I suppose you think the Divine Comedy is in bad taste too?

At least as an Italian i can actually read it. And yes is a spiteful text made by Dante to denigrate political adversaries.

A literary masterpiece tough.

[Moonlight Knight]

Originally posted by DrZann:

Originally posted by Moonlight Knight:

Both lionized and demonized fictional representations of real people are pretty commonplace references. I suppose you think the Divine Comedy is in bad taste too?

The Divine Comedy is in very bad taste unless it's cooked just right...I prefer well Dante.

I like my pasta boiled until it's softer, I can't handle Al Dante personally. Just still feels a little too stiff to me.

[Moonlight Knight]

Originally posted by Silaf:

Originally posted by Moonlight Knight:

Both lionized and demonized fictional representations of real people are pretty commonplace references. I suppose you think the Divine Comedy is in bad taste too?

At least as an Italian i can actually read it. And yes is a spiteful text made by Dante to denigrate political adversaries.

A literary masterpiece tough.

Well at least you're consistent. And yeah, the denigration was the point I was referring to, I doubt Avowed is going to be a literal masterpiece, even if I do think Obsidian makes good games and writes good stories for them.

[Silaf]

Originally posted by Moonlight Knight:

Originally posted by DrZann:

The Divine Comedy is in very bad taste unless it's cooked just right...I prefer well Dante.

I like my pasta boiled until it's softer, I can't handle Al Dante personally. Just still feels a little too stiff to me.

You can't properly translate complex poetry in another language. What you read is not the real ting.

As a proof try to translate a song in another language... it usually turn out in a mess and it doesn't sound good.

And, dear god, why are you comparing Matt Hansen to Dante lol