Meet your romanceable Avowed characters! ( Pictures inside! )

[Nautica Malone]

Welcome to Lovowed Island! I am pleased to announce our contestants:

Coming in first, a furry crowd favorite, we've got a hairy flat-chested mouse... person ( Whew, almost had misgenderING controversy right there ) with what seem to be dollar-store fluffy ear props attached at an odd angle and a gaudy bright red cheap hair dye, which is nevertheless remarkable in its powerful feminist statement. [images.rpgsite.net]

Up next, we've got what appears to be a misplaced Bratz doll, or perhaps some sort of one of those uncanny valley Daz3D models that slipped into the POE universe through a portal from a low-budget porn game, with... an assortment of Unreal Store plastic assets glued to her eyebrows and head. One suspects she might've been aiming for the appearance of some natural growth here, but as an announcer of some integrity, I must confess that these are clearly plastic props, no offense intended to our contestant. [static0.gamerantimages.com]

Say what you will about Matt Hansen, controversial figure though he may be, but you cannot deny his artistic talent. With each and every one of these dazzling beauties more enticing than the rest, one can hardly know how to choose! And don't forget to stay tuned for our next episodes, when even more of the cast shall be revealed!

[Jeffer'son Airship]

To be fair (as if you should be to Hansen,) he's probably not in charge of character design directly. That tends to have another manager.

Man both of those are weird though. You can tell what they're going for and failing at at least?

[Zugs]

as a bonus the dialect is CRINGE to boot. Not surprising from what we've seen so far. This game is a HARD PASS

[DarkXessZ]

OMG, these things look way worse than furry fan art lol.

[Jeffer'son Airship]

Originally posted by DarkXessZ:

OMG, these things look way worse than furry fan art lol.

Yeah the art direction just does not work at all. They look like rejects from a bad Avatar film.

[Nghtseye]

Do you think the game will let us do the dirty with these abominations? Asking for a friend

[szfele]

Repulsive stuff. I don't think I've seen a single decent looking character so far. They just look... stupid. Like they're randomly generated using elements taken from radically different cultures. But then I'm sure the developer is all for multiculturalism.

[STBiLL]

Why is it so difficult for AAA American Studios to make women with great breasts nowadays?

The same case was in GoW: Ragnarok. Only Sif is passable all the other women are so flat they can easily be confused with dudes.

Until mid game I thought some of the Einjars where scrawny men because of their posture and non existing breasts and there are videos out there with people fighting the female berserkers and calling them "he".

Maybe the mythical Modern Audience is breastophobic? What do the experts think?

[Midnightfen88]

There is no romance in the game and that's good because who want to romance those ugly characaters ? Seriously, the art direction in this game is terrible, not only the characters but the whole art, all those flashy colors it looks like some kind of random F2P mobile game.

[Midnightfen88]

Character 1 is clearly here to cater to all the furry weirdos, many woke people like the furry stuff, it's cringe.

[Midnightfen88]

Originally posted by 🏳️‍🌈Exotics 🏳:

Like if you met any of these characters IRL they'd greet you with that same look of disgust, and distrust that you try and tell yourself is all in your head, but no, people really are grossed out by you.

I never hide my opinions, and IRL I never met those people you re talking about, seems like you guys are way to coward to speak IRL, only good to open your mounth behind a screen.

So keep doing it and be a good boy.

And what real Steam account ? I have only one and it's this one, I play mostly on PS5 and come here for the forums.

[Midnightfen88]

Originally posted by 🏳️‍🌈Exotics 🏳:

Originally posted by Midnightfen88:

Well, that's just even more pathetic. Honestly I don't think I can say anything else that will top how unbelievably sad that it is. Enjoy spending your free time here for... 2 months?

Thanks I enjoy every second here. Bye millenial.

[bayomaycry]

Originally posted by Kenji:

Welcome to Lovowed Island! I am pleased to announce our contestants:

Coming in first, a furry crowd favorite, we've got a hairy flat-chested mouse... person ( Whew, almost had misgenderING controversy right there ) with what seem to be dollar-store fluffy ear props attached at an odd angle and a gaudy bright red cheap hair dye, which is nevertheless remarkable in its powerful feminist statement. [images.rpgsite.net]

Up next, we've got what appears to be a misplaced Bratz doll, or perhaps some sort of one of those uncanny valley Daz3D models that slipped into the POE universe through a portal from a low-budget porn game, with... an assortment of Unreal Store plastic assets glued to her eyebrows and head. One suspects she might've been aiming for the appearance of some natural growth here, but as an announcer of some integrity, I must confess that these are clearly plastic props, no offense intended to our contestant. [static0.gamerantimages.com]

Say what you will about Matt Hansen, controversial figure though he may be, but you cannot deny his artistic talent. With each and every one of these dazzling beauties more enticing than the rest, one can hardly know how to choose! And don't forget to stay tuned for our next episodes, when even more of the cast shall be revealed!

yo, they look great! i may actually get this game now tbh. thanks. :)

[bayomaycry]

Originally posted by Kenji:

Welcome to Lovowed Island! I am pleased to announce our contestants:

Coming in first, a furry crowd favorite, we've got a hairy flat-chested mouse... person ( Whew, almost had misgenderING controversy right there ) with what seem to be dollar-store fluffy ear props attached at an odd angle and a gaudy bright red cheap hair dye, which is nevertheless remarkable in its powerful feminist statement. [images.rpgsite.net]

Up next, we've got what appears to be a misplaced Bratz doll, or perhaps some sort of one of those uncanny valley Daz3D models that slipped into the POE universe through a portal from a low-budget porn game, with... an assortment of Unreal Store plastic assets glued to her eyebrows and head. One suspects she might've been aiming for the appearance of some natural growth here, but as an announcer of some integrity, I must confess that these are clearly plastic props, no offense intended to our contestant. [static0.gamerantimages.com]

Say what you will about Matt Hansen, controversial figure though he may be, but you cannot deny his artistic talent. With each and every one of these dazzling beauties more enticing than the rest, one can hardly know how to choose! And don't forget to stay tuned for our next episodes, when even more of the cast shall be revealed!

also wait didn't the devs say there would be no romance in avowed?
yeah they literally did this is literal misinformation my guy.

[Nautica Malone]

Originally posted by bayomaycry:

yo, they look great! i may actually get this game now tbh. thanks. :)

I mean, if you like rats with out-of-place flamboyant modern red hair dyes and plastic dolls who look like they ransacked the Little Mermaid gift shop for accessories ( Which are supposed to be natural, by the way ), then who am I to judge? To each their own.

Originally posted by bayomaycry:

also wait didn't the devs say there would be no romance in avowed?
yeah they literally did this is literal misinformation my guy.

Clearly you can flirt with them, and that's all it took for Veilguard to label some relationships as romances ( Actually, even flirting might be too strong of a word ), so by Veilguard standards, it's a romance, you heretic.

[bayomaycry]

Originally posted by Kenji:

Originally posted by bayomaycry:

yo, they look great! i may actually get this game now tbh. thanks. :)

I mean, if you like rats with out-of-place flamboyant modern red hair dyes and plastic dolls who look like they ransacked the Little Mermaid gift shop for accessories ( Which are supposed to be natural, by the way ), then who am I to judge? To each their own.

Originally posted by bayomaycry:

also wait didn't the devs say there would be no romance in avowed?
yeah they literally did this is literal misinformation my guy.

Clearly you can flirt with them, and that's all it took for Veilguard to label some relationships as romances ( Actually, even flirting might be too strong of a word ), so by Veilguard standards, it's a romance, you heretic.

flirting does not mean romance, lmao. admit you were wrong and take the L.