It's not that bad

[Little Jacob]

Now listen up – at first, dis game mek mi vex! It drop mi straight into some looooong chatty-chatty cutscenes, dem Freegunners chatting like dem too cool fi school or tryna save the galaxy wit' pure seriousness. Then, boom! Tutorial teach mi likkle bit, but mi jump into di action an' mi get mash up! Dem have a big bad creature pummeling mi like mi owe it money. But mi push through, and mi start fi see di light still – di game start fi warm up like mi a buss a good herb.

Now, Concord feel like Overwatch bredrin wit' Call of Duty. Pick from 16 Freegunners, roll up in di 5v5 team action, and hold a medz pon different planets. Every map got space fi di snipers dem, or fi di quick-foot mandem hopping around like dem nah fear nutten. Mi nuh lie – headshots still run tings, but tactics and skills a battle fi supremacy. But dem only have six modes pon launch… fi real? Bare dead!

But mi nuh give up pon di game just yet, cause di real spice come inna di character switching. Each Freegunner got dem own ting, and di more ya switch between roles, di more buffs ya get. Trust mi, di first time mi mix up sniper reload buffs with di big tank health? Mi feel like a general! It mek fi strategy, an' when ya clock it, di matches start fi sweet mi.

Still though, too much lore, bredrin. Dem a chat bout space lanes, Guild dis and Guild dat, but why mi a fight only Freegunners? Di story confusing, and di characters dem not lively enough fi mi really care. Dem a try hard, but mi nah feel di vibes, yuh get mi?

But here’s di ting – mi can’t lie, Concord could get better. Di Job Board a gimme new cosmetics and character variants, changing up di way mi play. If dem add more tings like dat and less talkin', mi could see mi self runnin' dis game regularly. But fi now? Mi haffi wait an’ see. Concord nuh mash up, but mi nuh know if mi ready fi make it mi top game yet. Real talk!

[Hodolski]

Do you have a copy of "Tha Holy Bibizzle"?

[BrianHsu]

I'm not native English speaker. Just curious why this post seems have lots of mis-spelling words? Is it intentional?

[xGodIsBlackx]

Originally posted by BrianHsu:

I'm not native English speaker. Just curious why this post seems have lots of mis-spelling words? Is it intentional?

It’s patois. He’s impersonating Little Jacob from GTA 4

[Jondog]

ME LOAD UP DA TING, RA PA PAM PAM

[Chinggis Khan gaming]

Little Jacob, my beloved

[Verlish]

The world can mess you up, y know? Make you tink that tings matter, when all that matter is that the sun come up and we have good time