The TRUTH! Concord Failed Because of GSP

[DreamingCactus]

Hear me out. The Green Shirt Policy (GSP), enforced at Firewalk Studios, works as follows:

1. Preference is given to people wearing green shirts when hiring or promoting.
2. Every character in the game must wear a green shirt.
3. Anyone who criticizes GSP is labeled a "yellow shirter".

As a result, everyone at Firewalk Studios wears green shirts, and some are even layering on green pants and extra shirts just to boost their chances of being hired or promoted.

The focus has shifted away from creating a quality game, and innovation is stifled unless it gets the approval of whoever is wearing the most green.

Gamers have also noticed that every character in the game is wearing a green shirt, and they’re tired of it after so many poorly made games featuring characters in green clothing.

GSP is a harmful policy. To advance the industry, we must reject any future games influenced by GSP.

[Moray Eel]

You meant Goat Simulator Porn, OP.

[theclaw135]

I hear there's an opening for red shirted people to beam down to uncharted, likely hostile alien planets.

[七七 ඞ]

Makes sense, after all, we're all talentless freaks and brownshirts

[MrSoul]

Originally posted by Qiqi and the Cocogoat ඞ:

Makes sense, after all, we're all talentless freaks and browncoats*

Take my love, take my land
Take me where I cannot stand
I don't care cause I'm still free
You can't take the sky from me
🎶

[마스터 윕]

Why so serious? This game and its dev sucks. Play a better game like Slitterhead. Wishlist it NOW!!!!

[Jondog]

Dude HOW much are they paying you to post about Slitterhead SHUT UP

[Hodolski]

At least they aren't the Blackshirts.

[shig]

The TRUTH! Concord Failed Because of DSP
Hear me out. DarkSydePhil (DSP), employed at Firewalk Studios, works as follows:

1. Preference is given to Phil when hiring or promoting.
2. Every character in the game must be Phil.
3. Anyone who criticizes DSP is labeled a "detractor".

As a result, everyone at Firewalk Studios wears shirts with Phil's face, and some are even layering on Phil pants and extra Phil shirts just to boost their chances of being hired or promoted.

The focus has shifted away from creating a quality game, and innovation is stifled unless it gets the approval of Phil.

Gamers have also noticed that every character in the game is Phil, and they’re tired of it after so many poorly made games featuring Phil.

DSP is a harmful employee. To advance the industry, we must reject any future games influenced by DSP.

[Jondog]

Originally posted by shig:

The TRUTH! Concord Failed Because of DSP
Hear me out. DarkSydePhil (DSP), employed at Firewalk Studios, works as follows:

1. Preference is given to Phil when hiring or promoting.
2. Every character in the game must be Phil.
3. Anyone who criticizes DSP is labeled a "detractor".

As a result, everyone at Firewalk Studios wears shirts with Phil's face, and some are even layering on Phil pants and extra Phil shirts just to boost their chances of being hired or promoted.

The focus has shifted away from creating a quality game, and innovation is stifled unless it gets the approval of Phil.

Gamers have also noticed that every character in the game is Phil, and they’re tired of it after so many poorly made games featuring Phil.

DSP is a harmful employee. To advance the industry, we must reject any future games influenced by DSP.

Oh the camera was on?