Ubisoft + Sony

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These two need to collaborate and join forces to make one final game to put gaming into the ground once and for all.

It should be a 6xA (AAAAAA) production with a 420$ price tag, have mandatory in game purchases, live service it, always online with a mandatory sign up to uplay and then forwarded to Snoy where in order to sign up you better have a biometric passport and 3 witnesses with their own biometric passports, share all your personal data from your browser and windows and have the local president sign a permission enabling you to make an account.

Furthermore, if you do not smile while signing up we will block your country, send a nuke there and invade it for good measure.

And the game? Make it a pronoun gacha, so you can collect them/they all