This is the best game I have ever played.

[Stout Little Pot (Skippy)]

The critically acclaimed game "Concord" is truly a unique experience that puts you in the shoes of your average strong, beautiful and independent Big-Mac eating US citizen. With never seen before gameplay, you can now actually relate to the characters you play as by struggling to run 10 feet within 30 seconds due to the vast amount of fat, carbs and sugar in your system. The shooting and abilities are extremely well made, it feels like Destiny 2's Crucible if the guns were firing paintballs because shooting people with actual bullets sends the wrong message. I highly appreciate the unique characters and abilities, I've never seen a shooter before that lets you use abilities AND play as heroes! I can't wait to see the next lore entry of an empty bridge in a spaceship where the green (not white because thats bad) guy totally fumbles saying anything meaningful while a strong indepndent WAHMEN takes over.

10/10 game. It lets me play as a literal trash can AND I can dump 3 mags into a single target before anything meaningful happens. I appreciate that because my aim is really bad.

[by azura]

Originally posted by potato:

you don't have game though

extremely fair point potato, I think the stout little pot skippy is being facetious

[Honorable Sir Ricard De Milos]

Originally posted by potato:

you don't have game though

Sherlock Holmes?! Is that you?! Pog!

[Stout Little Pot (Skippy)]

Originally posted by potato:

you don't have game though

Actually my dad owns microsoft so technically I have it

[id795078477]

You're trying too hard. Take advice from your seniors. You have to be subtle. There's this delicate balance between speaking facts, being sarcastic and trolling that you need to strike to get those clowns.

[MrSoul]

Originally posted by id795078477:

You're trying too hard. Take advice from your seniors. You have to be subtle. There's this delicate balance between speaking facts, being sarcastic and trolling that you need to strike to get those clowns.

Ya, avoid stuff like “best game ever”, go for things like “is actually awesome” instead. The first implies either brain dead or obviously trolling at a glance, the second implies being sincere right and somewhat grounded in reality as other implication is, you thought it would be terrible. Best route I’ve seen the top earning clown farmers follow is, write opening real subtle as we’re saying, inbetween few “genuine” but simple statements, then sprinkle in a few hooks right. Want people outraged at what you’re saying, never laughing along.

[jtchou]

Even if it's the "best game" ever made, somehow the vast majority somehow does not have the inclination to even try this game. Better luck next time -- or it there a next time?

[Discombobulating]

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[TooHigh2Die]

PS5 servers are humming, F the haters, embrace the woke empire. Kamala is going to make so many people cry come november. They prob going to burn down the white house these trump cult members love their demon god.

[Stout Little Pot (Skippy)]

Originally posted by TooHigh2Die:

PS5 servers are humming, F the haters, embrace the woke empire. Kamala is going to make so many people cry come november. They prob going to burn down the white house these trump cult members love their demon god.

Says the literal neo-Nazi

[siamese250]

That’s what really gets me. They put in an obviously Caucasian hero and gave him green skin for no reason

[Stout Little Pot (Skippy)]

Originally posted by siamese250:

That’s what really gets me. They put in an obviously Caucasian hero and gave him green skin for no reason

It’s because they openly hate Caucasians.