Apparently one of the developers insisted on being called "Professor"?

[ThatZenoGuy]

WHAT!? Who hires these people!?

[Crown]

I'm technically a doctor due to my university degree, but i don't really walk around and demand people to call me with said title, pretty sus this guy, ngl.

[Star Rain]

I am Inspector Fuzz.

[(☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞]

At least she didn't ♥♥♥♥ with the matter compressor.

[BurtalMaster]

I insist to be called "fat bastard", thank you

[Yes Man]

didn't know having alzheimer would make you a professor

[Dix B Floppin]

profess these nuts

[festizio]

If you look on any typical bathroom scale, after the numbers max out it just says "professor".