Superman would beat Batman's rich boy's ass

[The Deadhood]

I hate how Batman is supposed to be able to defeat Superman because of his intellect, but it always just boils down to using Kryptonite. Its like drugging someone before you beat them in a fight. You have nothing to be proud of. You fought a severely handicapped man who would've easily beaten you if the fight was fair.

Batman: Ugh, I don't feel so good...
Superman: Yeah, that's probably because I infected you with polio.
B: WHAT?
S: Yeah, I've got to even the odds of our fight somehow.
B: But that's not fair! I feel so weak, I can barely stand up...
S: OH, BUT IF IT WAS A GREEN ROCK IT WOULD BE FINE, RIGHT BRUCE?!

[rob_easom]

Batman has beat Superman Multiple times even without Kryptonite. If you want to see Batman get his ass handed to him by Superman Ready the comics for Injustice and you will see why Superman transfer into this evil version and also Batman get beaten by Superman but still defeat him in small way

[Frostbite]

This is what happens when a Marvel fans tries to get into the DC universe. *sigh*

Let me explain;
Unlike Marvel, fights in DC arent just about ''who is beating whose ass''. All fights mean or stand for something. Batman isnt fighting with superman to ''show him who is boss and be proud of it''. There is a reason why they fight, a motive for Batman to fight someone with godly superpowers. Its not about the fight itself at all, let alone it being fair or not.

[The Deadhood]

Originally posted by rob_easom:

Batman has beat Superman Multiple times even without Kryptonite. If you want to see Batman get his ass handed to him by Superman Ready the comics for Injustice and you will see why Superman transfer into this evil version and also Batman get beaten by Superman but still defeat him in small way

Batman has never defeated Superman in canon! Those are all else world stories that feel more like Batman jerk off fanfictions. In the canon comic Luthor: Man of Steel, Batman with Kryptonite, with prep time, was defeated easily by Superman which is the the most believable and grounded portrayal of a fight between the two. Superman could easily break all of Batman's limbs or lobotomize Bruce from Orbit. Batman gets his ass handed to him by a clown! Batman is a whiny billionaire privileged man child crying for his mommy and daddy. Superman not only lost his parents but his entire race and planet yet Superman is good and pure at his core. While Batman at his core is cruel, brutal, selfish, broken, and insane. Bruce Wayne is just a crazy person with a ton of money. Hm seems Bruce has more in common Lex Luthor than he does with Superman. They both embezzle money, they build and wear suits to fight Superman, they both hurt the poor, and they both could easily use their vasts amounts of wealth to fix social economical problems that create crime in the first place. But Batman does not because he wants to beat up poor people. Lex Luthor and Batman are both the same kind of rich corporate scumbag. Superman always fights only those with way to much power and influence.

[The Deadhood]

Originally posted by Frostbite:

This is what happens when a Marvel fans tries to get into the DC universe. *sigh*

Let me explain;
Unlike Marvel, fights in DC arent just about ''who is beating whose ass''. All fights mean or stand for something. Batman isnt fighting with superman to ''show him who is boss and be proud of it''. There is a reason why they fight, a motive for Batman to fight someone with godly superpowers. Its not about the fight itself at all, let alone it being fair or not.

LOL I'm not a fan of either DC or Marvel. Also Batman has never defeated Superman in canon. Superman however defeated Batman in the canon comic Luthor: Man of Steel. Batman with Kyrptonite, with prep time, was defeated easily by Superman in what's the most believable and grounded portrayal of a fight between the two. Batman is lucky Superman is at his core good and pure. Superman would easily cripple Batman by breaking his limbs but doesn't because Superman is afraid to hurt and kill while Batman used a gun to shoot and kill Darkseid in Final Crisis.

[Frostbite]

Originally posted by TheDeadHood:

Originally posted by Frostbite:

This is what happens when a Marvel fans tries to get into the DC universe. *sigh*

Let me explain;
Unlike Marvel, fights in DC arent just about ''who is beating whose ass''. All fights mean or stand for something. Batman isnt fighting with superman to ''show him who is boss and be proud of it''. There is a reason why they fight, a motive for Batman to fight someone with godly superpowers. Its not about the fight itself at all, let alone it being fair or not.

LOL I'm not a fan of either DC or Marvel. Also Batman has never defeated Superman in canon. Superman however defeated Batman in the canon comic Luthor: Man of Steel. Batman with Kyrptonite, with prep time, was defeated easily by Superman in what's the most believable and grounded portrayal of a fight between the two. Batman is lucky Superman is at his core good and pure. Superman would easily cripple Batman by breaking his limbs but doesn't because Superman is afraid to hurt and kill while Batman used a gun to shoot and kill Darkseid in Final Crisis.

There are too many alternatives for everything as of now, to clearly call something canon, except the skeleton origins of characters, you would have to sit with the original creators of both of the characters in a room, and never leave it for one full day, while discussing the whole thing. Which i think would never happen.

Also, i dont know what you are on about, but the fight that took place in Batman V Superman was ''the most believable and grounded portrayal of a fight between the two.'', considering the prior circumstances, of course.

Although, have to say this as well, the ''gimmick'' of Batman is that he prepares himself and ready for everything. So if and when the fight is spontaneous, which would certainly be with someone as strong as Superman, of course, the Superman would win, naturally.



But as i have said before, its not about who wins the fight, its not that simple, because this is not Marvel.

[The Deadhood]

Originally posted by Frostbite:

Originally posted by TheDeadHood:

LOL I'm not a fan of either DC or Marvel. Also Batman has never defeated Superman in canon. Superman however defeated Batman in the canon comic Luthor: Man of Steel. Batman with Kyrptonite, with prep time, was defeated easily by Superman in what's the most believable and grounded portrayal of a fight between the two. Batman is lucky Superman is at his core good and pure. Superman would easily cripple Batman by breaking his limbs but doesn't because Superman is afraid to hurt and kill while Batman used a gun to shoot and kill Darkseid in Final Crisis.

There are too many alternatives for everything as of now, to clearly call something canon, except the skeleton origins of characters, you would have to sit with the original creators of both of the characters in a room, and never leave it for one full day, while discussing the whole thing. Which i think would never happen.

Also, i dont know what you are on about, but the fight that took place in Batman V Superman was ''the most believable and grounded portrayal of a fight between the two.'', considering the prior circumstances, of course.

Although, have to say this as well, the ''gimmick'' of Batman is that he prepares himself and ready for everything. So if and when the fight is spontaneous, which would certainly be with someone as strong as Superman, of course, the Superman would win, naturally.



But as i have said before, its not about who wins the fight, its not that simple, because this is not Marvel.

And as I've said before. Lex Luthor is one of the smartest men on earth and way smarter than Batman and Superman regularly beats him. Hell Brainiac has all known knowledge in the universe and Superman whoops him as well. Batman gets his ass handed to him by a Clown and a Harley Quinn Jester. Batman V Superman is a horrible garbage movie. Also Superman was barely trying to hurt Bruce. Superman didn't want fight he tried reasoning and talking to Bruce. Bruce was the one who escalated ♥♥♥♥. Also the fight is garbage. Superman doesn't just dodge or avoid the canister grenades full of Kryptonite.

[Frostbite]

Originally posted by TheDeadHood:

Originally posted by Frostbite:

There are too many alternatives for everything as of now, to clearly call something canon, except the skeleton origins of characters, you would have to sit with the original creators of both of the characters in a room, and never leave it for one full day, while discussing the whole thing. Which i think would never happen.

Also, i dont know what you are on about, but the fight that took place in Batman V Superman was ''the most believable and grounded portrayal of a fight between the two.'', considering the prior circumstances, of course.

Although, have to say this as well, the ''gimmick'' of Batman is that he prepares himself and ready for everything. So if and when the fight is spontaneous, which would certainly be with someone as strong as Superman, of course, the Superman would win, naturally.



But as i have said before, its not about who wins the fight, its not that simple, because this is not Marvel.

And as I've said before. Lex Luthor is one of the smartest men on earth and way smarter than Batman and Superman regularly beats him. Hell Brainiac has all known knowledge in the universe and Superman whoops him as well. Batman gets his ass handed to him by a Clown and a Harley Quinn Jester. Batman V Superman is a horrible garbage movie. Also Superman was barely trying to hurt Bruce. Superman didn't want fight he tried reasoning and talking to Bruce. Bruce was the one who escalated ♥♥♥♥. Also the fight is garbage. Superman doesn't just dodge or avoid the canister grenades full of Kryptonite.

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''But as i have said before, its not about who wins the fight, its not that simple, because this is not Marvel.''

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[The Deadhood]

Originally posted by Sweet Tooth:

Superman is godmode invincible alien whose only weakness is kryptonite.
Bringing kryptonite is a good use of intellect. Not using kryptonite is suicide.
What's next, blaming Nerevarine for using dwemer artifacts to fight otherwise invincible Dagoth Ur?..

Superman is a god. Full-time god that can not be beaten by humans and at same time can ez destroy everything, just like Doctor Manhatten, who is also a god and not a human.

While Batman is a rich psychopath human. Human cant fight God.
(without kryptonite)

First of all Superman is an alien, not a God. Second of all Wonder Woman is more closer to a Goddess since her father is technically Zeus depending on reboots and stuff. Also Superman is also weak to red son energy and magic. Red son energy makes Superman as vulnerable and mortal as a human but doesn't poison or weaken him like Kryptonite does. Batman is beyond OP and a Gary Stu despite the fact he's an insane wealthy guy in a stupid Bat costume. Batman's weakness is pretty much EVERYTHING that can kill a normal human being. Realistically Batman going up against a squad of US special forces is suicide, he would've been rinsed to shreds by ammunition. Batman's plot armor is stronger than Superman's invulnerability.

[BAHO]

sups sucks

[Mayer]

Batman defeats Superman because he's Batman. Batman even defeats Darkseid in the comics, and he is literally a God who doesn't have a Kryptonite.

[The Deadhood]

Originally posted by Mayer:

Batman defeats Superman because he's Batman. Batman even defeats Darkseid in the comics, and he is literally a God who doesn't have a Kryptonite.

Try again Bat Fanboy. Linkara was right about how toxis Batman fanboys are and how they're ruining Batman as a character by overrating, over saturating, and exaggerating his power levels. All Star Batman and Robin written by Frank Miller is literally a perfect representation of the cancerous part of the Batman fanbase. "Everyone but Batman is dumb and stupid"

Superman: Defeats Mxyzptlk, Darkseid, Doomsday, Brainiac, Lex Luthor, and many other powerful beings that would rape Batman.

Batman: Gets his ASS kicked by a CLOWN!

Also in the canon comic, Superman: Sacrifice where Batman is beaten to a bloody inch of his life and is near death by an enraged Superman while under mind control of Maxwell Lord. Even in Dark Knight Returns Batman still lost because he had to fake his death to stop the fight before Superman killed him. Frank Miller admits he despises Superman and jerks off Batman. Also that fight in Dark Knight Returns is such BS. Batman had help from a Soviet nuclear missile, Green Arrow, Kryptonite, and days and weeks of prep time. Not only is it not a fair fight but Batman fights dirty relying on Superman's good nature and holding back since Clark didn't want to hurt or kill Bruce. Still Superman allows Bruce to go at the end after hearing his heartbeat inside his grave. In Batman Hush, Batman admits multiple times that Superman could easily obliterate him in a blink of an eye if Superman took the fight seriously and says Clark is a better man than he will ever be.

[The Deadhood]

Originally posted by mmmlk:

sups sucks :lunar2019piginablanket:

The American people say otherwise. Batman would love the Soviet Regime. Batman having his own secret police force (Sons of Batman) who arrest or execute criminals... OH WAIT! That literally happened in Dark Knight Returns where these Fascist thugs went around murdering criminals with shotguns, napalm, and other weapons. They even snipped off a cashier's fingers because he didn't fight back against armed robbers.

[Mayer]

I was stating a fact, Batman has Plot armor, defeats any adversary with a trick and is unkillable. He does show weaknesses and fails from time to time, so he isn't not a Gary Stu.

Frank Miller's Dark Knight Returns was supposed to be the final Batman story, but even there he cheats death. It's also not BS, but one of the most iconic Batman stories.

[The Deadhood]

Originally posted by Mayer:

I was stating a fact, Batman has Plot armor, defeats any adversary with a trick and is unkillable. He does show weaknesses and fails from time to time, so he isn't not a Gary Stu.

Frank Miller's Dark Knight Returns was supposed to be the final Batman story, but even there he cheats death. It's also not BS, but one of the most iconic Batman stories.

That is literally the definition of a Mary Sue and Gary Stu. They have so much plot armor that they're "flawless and perfect". The final Batman was supposed to be Kingdom Come along with the rest of the Justice League. Kingdom Come is a beautifully written story about Superheroes VS Anti Heroes.

LMAO Frank Miller is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ nutcase and Batman fanboy. He admitted he wrote Superman as a Government tool because he hates him. Dark Knight Returns reads more like a fanfiction. The comic has aged horribly with it's Cold War setting and it's depiction of Ronald Reagan. Batman in that story is more like Lex Luthor wearing a funny hat. Seriously the dialogue and inner monologue during his fight with Superman sounds like things Lex would say. Also Batman is written to have Fascistic tendencies with how he recruited an entire army of murderous fanatic with the Batman symbol tattooed on their faces and taking control of Gotham. He even recruits Mutant gangmembers who were raping and murdering Gotham citizens not to long ago either! WHAT THE HELL! Also the fight itself was BS because Superman could've used his super speed to squish Batman into the cement or use his heat vision to lobotomize him from orbit but because Superman is truly pure he did not want to hurt or kill Bruce and Batman knew and took full advantage of that. If Supes really wanted to he could have dragged Batman to Washington.

[DaSh]

I know you seem to be some kind of troll that wants to argue a lot but I've always not really liked Superman, he is just kinda boring to me in how overpowered he is.

It's funny how Superman having so many powers is fair vs. a powerless human but if the human uses one thing to help him level the playing field it's not fair. That's another thing that is stupid to me, that how Superman + Supergirl can't even relate to regular people, because they whine like little btches when kryptonite is one of the only things that can harm them but a lot of things could kill regular humans, not just a super rare material.

Idk why you hate Batman so much but it's not even real my guy, from all of these posts you sound so invested and it's sad.