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Snauss Rifle Feb 24, 2015 @ 1:41pm
Nuclear Puns
Post your best/worst Nuclear Throne jokes here.
Here's one I made:

How can Fish survive with no water?
I don't know, just roll with it.
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HDBF Feb 24, 2015 @ 2:10pm 
What's Y.V. favorite drink?
Pop pop.

I'll see myself out. :golem:
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321Muffin Feb 24, 2015 @ 2:23pm 
Little Hunter... BA DUM TISHHHHH
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Snauss Rifle Feb 24, 2015 @ 2:53pm 
Originally posted by 321Muffin:
Little Hunter... BA DUM TISHHHHH

I knew someone would mention him.
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splendid ledraps Feb 24, 2015 @ 3:05pm 
Why does the assassin always double-down in Black Jack?

Because he always hits twice





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GreenTea Feb 24, 2015 @ 3:21pm 
xD
Last edited by GreenTea; Feb 24, 2015 @ 3:22pm
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Snauss Rifle Feb 24, 2015 @ 3:30pm 
Originally posted by Ledraps: the splendid Sheep:

Because he always hits twice

*Shutters* I know this too well
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Yeouch Feb 24, 2015 @ 4:15pm 
My friend asked how my run of Nuclear Throne was going. I told him it was pretty rad.
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HDBF Feb 24, 2015 @ 4:27pm 
You could say that before i met the Golden Scorpian, my run was Golden! :golem:
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Snauss Rifle Feb 24, 2015 @ 5:50pm 
Why couldn't Steroids find the final boss?

Because it was the New Clear Throne
Last edited by Snauss Rifle; Feb 24, 2015 @ 5:50pm
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Mayonnaise Feb 24, 2015 @ 6:31pm 
What happens to chicken when she freakes out too much?

She loses her head... i'll go now bye
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Teewoo Feb 25, 2015 @ 1:40am 
Why does the BIG I.D.P.D spawns almost every time when playing as Rouge?

Because its a BIG ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Joke :Corpus:
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kervin Feb 25, 2015 @ 2:00am 
Originally posted by Yeouch:
My friend asked how my run of Nuclear Throne was going. I told him it was pretty rad.
best pun yet imo
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76561198180862823 Feb 25, 2015 @ 3:59am 
Why did Steroids die?

He tried to take on the throne single-handedly.
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Ellark Feb 25, 2015 @ 4:43am 
What games does Horror like?

Scary games.
Last edited by Ellark; Feb 25, 2015 @ 4:43am
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barfbag69fartmachine Feb 25, 2015 @ 5:59am 
The Colour Green İs Rad.
Eyes saw what you did there. and there
Melting needs to chill
I forgot about Rouge's action skill. it striked me as odd....
I don't know which action skill I need to give to fish. But I'll just roll with it
I didn't like plant's snare but it grew on me
I think big dog and big bandit is compensating for something
I don't like to hang around with big dog, he thinks he is just way a-head of his time
Y.V's favorite cereal is Coco Pops
Rebel used her blood, sweat, tears and extra rags to find real friends
Good enough for you?
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