Imagine Talion in the Lord Of the Rings...

[Lorhas]

They wouldn't even need frodo or a fellowship. just send Talion with the ring right into Mordor and he'll take care of it in an afternoon.

[DILLIGAF]

dont be silly

[Flandrian]

:D

[Achilles]

Strong independant Talion who don't need no Gandalf.

[Captain_Calvin]

Celebrimbor OP plz nerf

[Mr_Faorry]

Gandalf: I need to get this ring into mount Doom somehow, how am i meant to do this, My old man bones don't allow it.
<see's a man running at him with something glowing inside him>
Stranger: hello there wizard, how are you?
Gandalf: not good at all, i'm on a top secret mission to drop the one ring into mount doom
Stranger: ahh, what a task, i wish you luck old man, but we havn't introduced ourselves, I am Talion
Gandalf: I am Gandalf, my secret uruk spies in mordor have said much about you, you also killed lots of them off.
Talion: sorry about that
Gandalf: would you take the ring to mount doom and destroy it
Talion: another time perhaps, i'm busy
Celebrimbor: TALION, WE COULD END SOURONS TYRANNY IF WE DID THIS, DO YOU NOT WANT THAT
Talion: and what would we gain, there would be no uruks to slaughter, no challenges left in the world, i want to fight sauron man to man.
Celebrimbor: DON'T BE FOOLISH, SAURON WILL END YOU
Talion: fine, we'll use the ring against him, it'll give us an edge
<turns to Gandalf>
Tallion: Gandalf, we'll take your task
Gandalf: We?, are you insane, i'm not going
Talion: no, me and him
<points at celebrimbor>
Gandalf: who, i son't see anyone, crazy fool
Talion: whatever, but i will take the ring to mount doom and destroy it
Gandalf: it is a difficult task, but i'm sure you can handly it
<hands over the ring>
Talion: to mount doom
<later at mount doom>
Talion: where is sauron?
Sauron: i'm behind you come, fight me like a man
Talion: of course
Sauron: m8, don't hack, you have the ring
Talion: woops forgot
<trows it too the side
Sauron: since we are on my mountain my rules, no weapons, fists only
Talion: why not
<after weeks of sauron and talion throwing punches at eachother
Sauron and talion in unison: ok, 10 minute break, then round 2
<ten minutes later>
Sauron: 10 minutes up, time to fight
Talion: ok, lets go
<after hours of fighting they begin to tire and become clumsy>
<talion lands a hit on saurons face, but it is protected by a mask and he only injures his fist>
Talion: i thought we weren't using armour
Sauron: nah, just no weapons
<sauron then kicks talion in the ribs sending him hurtling backwards where he knocks the ring closer to the edge>
<Elrond then appears in the mouth of the cave>
Elrond: what are you doing you idiots
Sauron: we are fighting for dominion over middle earth
Talion: we are fighting to see who keeps the ring
Elrond: thats stupid
<Boromir then appears and begins to open his mouth to speak>
Elrond: Your late Boromir, you don't get the right to speak here now
<Boromir then fires a volly of arrows at Elrond in rage but Eldrond duckes and the arrows ping off of a rock and lodge themselves in Boromirs back as he starts to run>
Celebrimbor: this is the best day of my death
Elrond: serves him right for being late
<Boromir lands near the one ring and puts it on for its amazing healing powers and then procceeds to throw it at Elrond in an attempt to kill him, Elrond ducks it but Boromir used aimbot and gets a headshot on Elrond but because karma is karma it also spears Boromir through the head too and Boromirs corpse falls into mount doom with the ring still in it where it was destroyed ending saurons tyranny>
Talion: ffs, i was about to win that too, F*CK YOU BOROMIR
<talion thenwalks out of Mordor on a quest to give Boromir's family cancer as an act of revenge>







And that is how Lord of the Rings should have ended

[Phyrric]

Nick 'the cage' Cage a écrit :

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Awful, ignored everything the characters stood for and faught for. Also retarded meme's.

10/10 Wouldn't read again.

[Mr_Faorry]

CompletedQuill a écrit :

Nick 'the cage' Cage a écrit :

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Awful, ignored everything the characters stood for and faught for. Also retarded meme's.

10/10 Wouldn't read again.

all of which was intentional

[Nerevars Goat Univeron]

Bastard probably COULD simply walk into mordor