Middle-earth™: Shadow of Mordor™

Middle-earth™: Shadow of Mordor™

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Suprhomre Oct 13, 2014 @ 2:27am
Are there any female Orcs?
How do baby Orcs come to the world? Do they pop up from the ground like in the movie?
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ModerateOsprey Oct 13, 2014 @ 3:11am 
Orcs are grown in vats of some nasty gloop, I believe :) So they don't get any sex..can see why they are always so angry, eh?
Cpt.Syringe Oct 13, 2014 @ 3:14am 
In Silmarillion is described that Orcs come to world like Elfs do (sex). Uruks are breed from spawn pit, they are half orcs half humans.
In the LOTR films they showed that uruk get dug out of some nasty holes/dirt. Dont know how it is in the books though.
Johannes Oct 13, 2014 @ 3:56am 
Last edited by Johannes; Oct 13, 2014 @ 3:57am
Cpt.Syringe Oct 13, 2014 @ 9:49am 
First leader of Isengard's uruks was Ugluk... Lurtz is PJ LOTR character... Uruk on black speech is Orc, later that name is used only for big black orcs from Isengard and Mordor. Hai is perfected.
germality Oct 13, 2014 @ 9:53am 
hahaha Damn. Female orcs would have been cool! But it probably would have had a feminist group or groups all over it. "Brutality to women" and such.
Roland of Gilead Oct 13, 2014 @ 9:56am 
uruks are grown in the vats but i dont beleive the common orc is. Uruks are the warriors, there not basic orcs. not sure about this but i dont htink all orcs are grown in vats just the brutes
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Dried Mango Oct 13, 2014 @ 11:28am 
You see young man, when a daddy orc loves a mommy orc, they realize that they're both men and buy a grow your own baby out of water kit.
Last edited by Dried Mango; Oct 13, 2014 @ 11:29am
Phorxx Oct 13, 2014 @ 12:56pm 
Well, when a Daddy Dark Lord decides he wants to make an army, he finds a beautiful, ooze filled slimy crevice, he then puts his "Dark Magic" into that crevice and creates a moist and ready spawning pit which pukes out gobs of phlegmy muck filled with cute little fully formed death machines.
Lag-wtf Oct 13, 2014 @ 1:06pm 
so basically the entire mountain is one big lady orc womb?
Phorxx Oct 13, 2014 @ 1:11pm 
Originally posted by captainthrall:
so basically the entire mountain is one big lady orc womb?

Yes, Sauron like's big butts and he cannot lie. He saw that Mount Doom and he said "Oh my gawd Saurumon look at that butt!" After a night of liberally applied Colt .45 malt liquor and Barry White, the first of the Uruk crawled forth in oozey splendor.
MetalDevil Oct 13, 2014 @ 1:17pm 
Honestly... how often Orcs die in this game, and how Talion slaughters them all in waves, and they just keep coming, the way they come to life makes sense.

Sex would probably take WAAAAAAY to long for Orcs to be as many as there are. LOTR or the game.

"Uruk die all the time, musta stolen someone's Grog."
Last edited by MetalDevil; Oct 13, 2014 @ 1:18pm
They're litterally grown/made somehow. They're abominations basically.
Breejay360 Oct 13, 2014 @ 2:25pm 
In PJ's version they are grown/made/hatched. This is set in PJ's world.

According to Tolkien, they are born the same as humans/dwarfs/elves/
Breejay360 Oct 13, 2014 @ 3:12pm 
Originally posted by BellDeey:
Originally posted by boddhisativa:
In PJ's version they are grown/made/hatched.
Orcs come from eggs?

I learned something new today.

No you didn't, as I never said they came from eggs. Hatched was used the same as grown, and made, as a descriptive term for whatever PJ is trying to get across. Now you have learned something. ;)
Last edited by Breejay360; Oct 13, 2014 @ 3:12pm
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