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Yes, Sauron like's big butts and he cannot lie. He saw that Mount Doom and he said "Oh my gawd Saurumon look at that butt!" After a night of liberally applied Colt .45 malt liquor and Barry White, the first of the Uruk crawled forth in oozey splendor.
Sex would probably take WAAAAAAY to long for Orcs to be as many as there are. LOTR or the game.
"Uruk die all the time, musta stolen someone's Grog."
According to Tolkien, they are born the same as humans/dwarfs/elves/
No you didn't, as I never said they came from eggs. Hatched was used the same as grown, and made, as a descriptive term for whatever PJ is trying to get across. Now you have learned something. ;)