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What was your funniest orc yet?
What hilarious orc captain has the nemesis system given you? Second playthrough and so far the most memorable has to be Dush the Complainer. Literally ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ about having to fight me lol. Also the Friendly type. Guy just wants to be my friend.

These are captains I actually felt bad killing cause they offered so much to my game.
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Skulker_S Mar 13, 2017 @ 6:33am 
I got someone called "the timid". He is an absolut beast, since he is invulnerable to stealth, ranged and combat finishers. However, he has a fear of everything, including a unique, not listed fear of Talion. So he never actually fights you.

I made him a warchief of course
Suzaku Mar 13, 2017 @ 8:03am 
I had one called Dush the Thirsty. I just thought his name was... peculiar.
The Wizard Mar 15, 2017 @ 3:22am 
i had a guy called ogburg the crazy and the name suits my first encounter with him he said to me 'Beetles dont like people no no no no no no' i thought it was funny and i have a screenshot of it saved on my profile if ye wanna see it haha XD
frostfire811 Mar 15, 2017 @ 4:54am 
i got someone called "the pathetic" most hilarious name I've seen so far,therefore i branded him
The Wizard Mar 21, 2017 @ 2:28am 
Prák runny-Bowles who was covered in crap and surrounded by flies
As far as names go I forgot but one orc told me he was going to stick a torch or something up my ass so me or my friends think im a dragon.
ihKu47 Mar 21, 2017 @ 3:37pm 
Dush the Cannibal was my favorite by far: I encountered him on the first map and let him run away from our encounters (he sniffed me out from time to time) because I liked his tinny voice, his huge bone club and the quibs about eating Talion. Then when I did decide to end his life, he ambushes me 20 minutes later with scars on his face, making one of those classic bad guy "did you think you'd kill me that easy?" lines. We share a nice fight, and I kill him again. He comes back with worse injuries, being furious about his wounds.

This goes on for about 5 times before I leave for the second map - by that time his face is slightly indented and he has a sack on it to cover it all up. Once I returned to the first map he had become the central Warchief, I let him stay as a remainder of the good times we had. But near the end of the game he appears again leading the enemy uruks against me, making a pretty nice speech about their might as well. This time I chopped his head off so I think that was the end of him.
[LENG] Biugo Mar 24, 2017 @ 9:35am 
I had one called 'the crazy' too, our first encounter he ran up and in a high voice shouted 'Buttons' we battled it out so many times, he would always run away at the right time (when i was busy killing other captians) then he made it to warchief, i took his head for getting too cocky..... fun times.

Buttons!
Krono Mar 24, 2017 @ 6:52pm 
Met an orc once, one of his weaknesses was "Fear of the Gravewalker". Whenever he saw me he'd ♥♥♥♥ his pants and run away
Sollet Mar 24, 2017 @ 7:17pm 
I met this captain the other day who when you encounter him face to face he just giggled and didn't say a word
i got one, he was damn pathetic, all fear and all finishers, only 1 strength, never RUNS.
and on the other hand, one i found was, all strengths, and no fear, and NO LAST CHANCE, was a captain lvl 20, ran, when i killed his WARCHIEF, lvl 17 lol
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Date Posted: Mar 13, 2017 @ 5:08am
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