What's the most ridiculous thing you've cobbled together so far?

[AngryLemon]

You know how it goes-- a goblin ends up with too many bits of this or handles for that, and the wheels start to turn. No customer will ever ask for these monstrosities directly, but the Pay What You Can box knows what the people want.

I stuck a Grandma's Egg on a Hefty Jug, because apparently some folks are into that kind of thing.

A Human Dagger hilt combined with a Wooden Chunk Handle. No questions were asked.

I really want to try putting a bunch of glass eyes on something that absolutely does not need to be staring at you, like a teapot.

What have you made? Did it sell?

[dyonisth]

One asked for a wood horn, i sold him a full package with a wooden mask + 2 horns + 2 ears.

One asks me for a blade, he has the full dagger with lid and pommel.

[Nekoras]

A drum with two fully fledged out lutes on the sides :3

[Tola]

I put a cork in a bottle.

[MilkySmith]

OMG I love this thread. Yes, even the cork in a bottle.

[Yukinojo]

Once I had a chain of wooden masks connected by wooden chucks

[AngryLemon]

Originally posted by Yukinojo:

Once I had a chain of wooden masks connected by wooden chucks

That sounds fun/disturbing! How quickly did it sell?

[Yukinojo]

took a bit but eventually sold, some of the creations i made were a bit hard to put on the counter, now I made a menacing mask with viola pin in a bottle connected to a grandma's egg with a lich crown on a stein via wood chuck

[AngryLemon]

Originally posted by Yukinojo:

took a bit but eventually sold, some of the creations i made were a bit hard to put on the counter, now I made a menacing mask with viola pin in a bottle connected to a grandma's egg with a lich crown on a stein via wood chuck

That sounds impressive and terrifying. I love it!

[MilkySmith]

Originally posted by Yukinojo:

took a bit but eventually sold, some of the creations i made were a bit hard to put on the counter, now I made a menacing mask with viola pin in a bottle connected to a grandma's egg with a lich crown on a stein via wood chuck

omg this is insane and I'm hear for it. True Goblin!

[AngryLemon]

It saddens me that the new update has changed what we can put together. No more ears on your beer stein.

[Yukinojo]

I can still put ear on a pot with a grandma's egg wearing a lich crown with a charm on top, but maybe i haven't ran into any limits yet
EDIT: I put a ear on a beer stein with a grandma's egg with a lich crown topped with charm

[Yukinojo]

recent new creation was a menacing mask with an eye attached to a bottle with a orc blade connected to an acorn drum with lid topped with viola and cork: all they asked for was any cork and I got 788 for it

[AngryLemon]

Originally posted by Yukinojo:

I can still put ear on a pot with a grandma's egg wearing a lich crown with a charm on top, but maybe i haven't ran into any limits yet
EDIT: I put a ear on a beer stein with a grandma's egg with a lich crown topped with charm

Good to know. Some options appear greyed out still.

[Yukinojo]

Lute with charm with two eggs and a tiara with tiara decoration worth 1185

[MilkySmith]

Originally posted by Yukinojo:

Lute with charm with two eggs and a tiara with tiara decoration worth 1185

that's a tasty price, hot dang!