The Negative Reviews hahahahah

[Milky Joe]

All the triggered negative reviews are so funny to read, can't get past the first obsticle so rate it down with 0.1 hours hahahaha

[Tegga21]

indeed this game is the culimination of every internet troll alive becoming a sentient mega troll

[Wren]

These people complaining about "inconsistent controls" are conveniently neglecting one fact:

There are speedruns of this game

If the controls weren't 100% masterable, the WR speedrun wouldn't be nearly as optimized as it is. If I go back and look at my PB, I can tell you exactly what I did with my mouse on every single occasion that I messed up, and what I should have done instead

You're not gonna find a negative review that complains about inconsistency and has over 8 hours of play time, because it typically takes that long to fully master the controls in the first place

[bennett]

I'm definitely at peace with getting some negative reviews for this game. I never expected it to get so much interest, for this exact reason.

[Wren]

Originally posted by bennett:

I'm definitely at peace with getting some negative reviews for this game. I never expected it to get so much interest, for this exact reason.

Fair, I just wish there was a way to convince them to keep at it ;v;

[FirstUtterance]

Originally posted by Marina:

There are speedruns of this game

There are speedruns of just about every game in existence, even the most wretchedly awful of the bunch. So what?

[Wren]

Originally posted by FirstUtterance:

Originally posted by Marina:

There are speedruns of this game

There are speedruns of just about every game in existence, even the most wretchedly awful of the bunch. So what?

Did you read past that part by chance

[Mandala]

Ikr. When game was not on steam I did not even know it was hard and I beat it. People are whiny bishes.