Bodycam is Crack

[CHOPPED HOG]

I can’t stop playing this game. Believe me, I tried. It enters my dreams when I sleep. I called out of work forever. I had to dump my gf because she wanted too much attention. My neighbors did a wellness check and I answered the door in nothing but my underwear and headset. One day I will tell my grandchildren about Bodycam and they will inherent all of my knowledge.

[MústãrdØnŸøú]

im sure the other 800 games you acquired in only a 14 year period didn't have the same affect on you. Do you ever hop off the computer?

[CHOPPED HOG]

Originally posted by M2E Menace:

im sure the other 800 games you acquired in only a 14 year period didn't have the same affect on you. Do you ever hop off the computer?

Bodycam puts me into a state of euphoria I cannot describe, but I will try my best. It’s like the first time you sip a crisp Baja Blast Mountain Dew and realize that it is the superior flavor to all others.

[MústãrdØnŸøú]

if you do the math you average more than 1 new game a week. so do you ever hop off the computer?

[CHOPPED HOG]

Originally posted by M2E Menace:

if you do the math you average more than 1 new game a week. so do you ever hop off the computer?

Bodycam has me excited even when I’m eating broccoli LOL it’s wild bro

[MústãrdØnŸøú]

you are the definition of a bot

[CHOPPED HOG]

Originally posted by M2E Menace:

you are the definition of a bot

They don’t have bots in Bodycam, but they aren’t needed since the playerbase is growing exponentially every few minutes. It’s an exciting time to be an FPS gamer!

[MústãrdØnŸøú]

Originally posted by CHOPPED HOG:

Originally posted by M2E Menace:

you are the definition of a bot

They don’t have bots in Bodycam, but they aren’t needed since the playerbase is growing exponentially every few minutes. It’s an exciting time to be a gamer!

just wait one week and youll buy a new game. SMH i wonder how much youve spent on your account.

[CHOPPED HOG]

Originally posted by M2E Menace:

Originally posted by CHOPPED HOG:

They don’t have bots in Bodycam, but they aren’t needed since the playerbase is growing exponentially every few minutes. It’s an exciting time to be a gamer!

just wait one week and youll buy a new game. SMH i wonder how much youve spent on your account.

Luckily I’m almost done paying off my boat so I’ll be able to buy a ton of copies of Bodycam for other people.

[MústãrdØnŸøú]

Originally posted by CHOPPED HOG:

Originally posted by M2E Menace:

just wait one week and youll buy a new game. SMH i wonder how much youve spent on your account.

Luckily I’m almost done paying off my boat so I’ll be able to buy a ton of copies of Bodycam for other people.

oh my you own a boat hahahahaha, my car probably cost more than your POS 30k boat.

[CHOPPED HOG]

Originally posted by M2E Menace:

Originally posted by CHOPPED HOG:

Luckily I’m almost done paying off my boat so I’ll be able to buy a ton of copies of Bodycam for other people.

oh my you own a boat hahahahaha, my car probably cost more than your POS 30k boat.

It’s only an $80k boat but she gets the job done lol what kinda car do you have? Mine is a Challenger.

[MústãrdØnŸøú]

which one my everyday car, the one that sits in the garage, or the one at my summer house?

[CHOPPED HOG]

Originally posted by M2E Menace:

which one my everyday car, the one that sits in the garage, or the one at my summer house?

I only have one car. Nice bro. You sound very successful.

Bodycam is awesome and the creators will be successful just like you soon. Isn’t that neat?

[MústãrdØnŸøú]

thank you and bodycam could be awesome if it would let me successfully join a lobby. Today will be day 5 of trying. I can only get into my own lobbies. ive also waited to see if people would join but no one did over a 10 minute period.

[CHOPPED HOG]

Originally posted by M2E Menace:

thank you and bodycam could be awesome if it would let me successfully join a lobby. Today will be day 5 of trying. I can only get into my own lobbies. ive also waited to see if people would join but no one did over a 10 minute period.

I just went 27-2 on Oil Rig. Not bad.

[apalace]

Originally posted by CHOPPED HOG:

Originally posted by M2E Menace:

just wait one week and youll buy a new game. SMH i wonder how much youve spent on your account.

Luckily I’m almost done paying off my boat so I’ll be able to buy a ton of copies of Bodycam for other people.

Can you buy me a copy of Bodycam, please? 🥲