ADVICE FOR HOW TO RUN A MARATHON??? GUIDE??

[GeorgeWashingtub]

HEY GUYS,

I'M IN SERIOUS TROUBLE AND I NEED YOUR HELP!!! I'VE DECIDED TO DO SOMETHING CRAZY AND RUN A MARATHON, BUT IT SAYS "COMING SOON." I DIDN'T KNOW THERE WAS A NICHE FOR MARATHON RUNNING SIMULATORS AND I REALLY WANT TO PLAY IT. I'M TOTALLY CLUELESS ABOUT HOW TO DO IT!! I'VE TRIED LOOKING UP STUFF ONLINE, BUT IT'S ALL SO CONFUSING AND I JUST CAN'T SEEM TO GET IT SET UP RIGHT!!

PLEASE, IF YOU'VE EVER RUN MARATHON OR KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT IT, CAN YOU GIVE ME SOME TIPS??? LIKE, HOW DO I EVEN START TRAINING??? WHAT SHOULD I EAT??? HOW DO I STOP THESE BUGS FROM BLOWING MY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LEGS OFF!?!?!?!?!?!

I REALLY WANT TO DO THIS, BUT I FEEL LIKE I'M SUFFOCATING. ANY ADVICE YOU CAN GIVE ME WOULD BE AMAZING AND I WOULD BE FOREVER GRATEFUL!!!!

THANK YOU SO MUCH IN ADVANCE!!!!

[Throkgaar]

so my uncle works at bungie and he ran a marathon once. ill ask him

[Throkgaar]

okay so he came in first place and he said that you should try eating the path that worked for him

[UnluckySpade7]

Buy a colony ship for sale, cheap. that should help you as well.

[Fingergun112]

Ahh lovely pun posts. Just go and run for 24 miles.

[Airorcode]

Just play QWOP. It's a far superior running game.