how to get past first ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ boss

[oogabooga]

yes give him a long axe and 7 ft tall and put my weapon in his way and his AI is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ crazy targeting

[Hydro]

there is a knife on the ground, find it an stab the enemy in the chest and they will instantly die

[bob]

the first boss is pretty easy, there's a knife in the middle of the ground so it's best to just hit and run him with thrusts and slow-mo (F key) when you get close to see better where he's gonna try to hit you

[The Sack Sniffer]

There is a knife of the ground, but if he decides to push you over it doesn't matter anyway because the devs have made is so it's literally impossible to stand up if you're pushed over and I don't understand why they've kept it like hat for so long.

[Djibouti Citizen #937,421]

Originally posted by The Sack Sniffer:

There is a knife of the ground, but if he decides to push you over it doesn't matter anyway because the devs have made is so it's literally impossible to stand up if you're pushed over and I don't understand why they've kept it like hat for so long.

Not to mention they made it so that if you touch anything you get knocked over, so it is basically unplayable

[Fofty]

Originally posted by The Sack Sniffer:

There is a knife of the ground, but if he decides to push you over it doesn't matter anyway because the devs have made is so it's literally impossible to stand up if you're pushed over and I don't understand why they've kept it like hat for so long.

So you just walked in to him and then decided to hate about it in a comunity post? Damn Skill Issue

[Texas Red]

blaming devs cause you are havng a hard time figuring out how to play simple video game

[Larry]

get better, simple.

[Fulgrim]

The first 3 phases are probably the hardest, especially the bosses.
1. Wait until he swings and misses, then go in for stab.
2. Stab with pitchfork, not so hard. (easy)
3. If like me you suck at swords, try and repeat the first boss tactic, run and stab.
4. Use the hookbill. (easy)
5. Use the halberd. (easy)
6. Use the halberd. (easy)
7. Hammer, go for the head.
8. I died in carnage before getting to this boss, but hammer.
9. Dunno, probably hammer if there is no halberd.

[FrajerBezMena(Ultra)]

EVERYTHING YOU SAID I DID THIS BOSS IS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ PAIN IN THE ASS

[INeedAWeapon367]

They literally give you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ table ornaments against a guy with an ax and think yeah this is totally bablanced

[Guachufasen]

I played this boss 7 times already. He always kills me BEFORE my fckng character manages to grab a weapon.
Great game.

[Hidden Draco]

Took me a while to figure out the window of opportunity.

Pro Tip: If he isnt near you he cannot attack, so just sprint with w and run opposite direction untill you can pick something up.

If you attempt any one dimensional strategy he will win.