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Because of the news broadcast about the apartment burning down, we know the water company's sister company are the ones who make the soda that liquefies your internal organs.
It reads:
"Dear mister Washing Machine, consider this a payment for your cleaning services."
"We're extremely grateful that you've accepted to clean our laundry for us."
"And we're so confident in your services, that we will not be needing any progress reports."
"In fact, please do not contact us. If anyone were to ask, the less we know the better."
"As a bonus, we've included free samples of all the new soda flavors from our sister company. Happy washing!"