So, catch this one...

[Volhund]

Was just doing PvP in Iron Keep, and I get summoned by this dude with a whip and straightsword, he continuously spams taunts, and just stands there like an idiot. I proceed to empty all of my Estus as a show of good sportsmanship (as usual), and go in to attack. I juke his attack and spank him a bit, then he retreats and chugs. He then kept avoiding me and not attacking, as I usually prefer to play defensively until I see an opening, so i switched from bone fists power stanced to greatsword and drakekeeper sword, spanked him some more, and he once again chugs. By this point, I've gotten down to like half health myself. After a few more engagements like this (strewn with his constant spamming of taunts from like 20 feet away like a little b!tch), he finally manages to finish me off, then does the decapitated taunt gesture, as if he is some big sh!t or something. I don't need this, gunna get off and play Gauntlet now >_> Some people are so pathetic, it makes me want to be a psychotic genocidal maniac with a bloodlustful vendetta against undocumentedly-r3tarded @sshats like that ._.

tl;dr - Some people are just so pathetic when they actually think that they are the baddest mofo, and it's utterly sickening.

[Sweet Tooth]

Haha, what he was trying to do worked.

U mad, git gud.

[Doomvora]

Welcome to the internet, never do anyone any favors, because theres always someone that likes to give you a good old fashion prison shower scene

[Volhund]

He won because I got cocky from whooping his ass, and he kept chugging estus when I emptied mine not knowing he'd be such a little sissy b!tch

[Sweet Tooth]

Rathias Rivengarde님이 먼저 게시:

He won because I got cocky from whooping his ass, and he kept chugging estus when I emptied mine not knowing he'd be such a little sissy b!tch

That's your personal mistake, please whine somewhere else.

[BlueSkyBlackBird]

I recently encountered a similiar person. Though in my case it seemed more like that person didn't know how to fight a duel. He/She tried to use Estus several times and overall the fight wasn't so hard. Still it was pretty anoying to basically kill someone 3 times because of healing...

[Volhund]

And don't tell me to "git gud". You can't win them all, but I win most of my PvP battles, and I've been against some tough customers. Sometimes people use cheap tricks and tactics, so even if they win, they are still the loser. I rest easy, knowing my own skills are impressive. I mean, as we speak I'm on a 7 win streak right now, and I've only done 8 matches so far today.

[Volhund]

And then you get invaded by a laggy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who uses cheap tricks and ends your win streak >_>

[spartaan]

>plays pvp game
>chugs heals like an idiot
>cries because enemy used heals strategically

[Grad]

What, you thought you would be honorable in pvp? look where that got you. Now stop crying and stop trying to be a 'nice guy'. Go and invade in Frigid Outskirts - become Bearer of the Hate...vastly more fun than dragonbridge circlejerking

[Volhund]

You know, I honestly wouldn't complain about these sort of people using cheap bullsh!t and such if I only had a way to directly communicate with them, so I could tell them how they actually suck at this game and should kill themselves. If I had that, I wouldn't give a crap. Also, as I was typing this I heard I was attacked, so I go back to the game to see that I was invaded in the undead crypt, and I totally annihilated the guy XD I sorta feel bad honestly, he got some good hits in before I started fighting back, and I still spanked him hard. Just kidding, I don't feel bad at all. Filthy invader.

[Saul Goodman]

well, that iron keep arena for you, we've all been there. It happens to me a lot as well. And you might find a nice fun guy like me sometime *spamming this one me*

[Doomvora]

you could always add them and then ♥♥♥♥♥ at them, then remove them?

[The Pope's Face]

Super Kami Guru님이 먼저 게시:

you could always add them and then ♥♥♥♥♥ at them, then remove them?

OP didn't want to make them laugh.

[Cadam]

It's their world and they can do whatever they want. You're the idiot who drank all your Estus and let the other guy run away and heal. Next time don't chug the Estus incase you actually need it.

[Riker]

Could be worse. Invaded at the bridge earlier to be met with 2 Caterina wearing faglords. Both of them using CE. One spammed Force like a machinegun to keep me in the corner while the other one spammed corrosive urns at me.
That was followed by 3 CE using Blues in Eleum Loyce. One of which could parry midswing like some kind of auto-parry. The other 2 had infinite stamina and machinegun throwing knives.
To top it off, apparently being a Wretch justifies them cheating........Go figure

Every hacker Ive encountered in this game, bar those Caterina guys, have been Blues

OP, honour is the least of your problems. Unlucky day with hackers, usually 2 a month. 5 in one night tonight :/