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Mad Max cant jump
Pretty pathetic how high and far he can leap, died a couple times because he couldnt make a simple jump
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LupisVolk Sep 7, 2015 @ 9:45pm 
You see the brace on his left leg? That kind of injury is why he can't jump.
Authun Sep 7, 2015 @ 9:52pm 
First movie, Max gets shot in the leg and develops a persistent limp which is why he wears a leg brace. I'm very sorry that a crippled middle-aged man doesn't have a 10 foot vertical leap.
Chicken Jockey Sep 7, 2015 @ 9:56pm 
Originally posted by LupisVolk:
You see the brace on his left leg? That kind of injury is why he can't jump.
He shouldn't have a dedicated jump button then.
Authun Sep 7, 2015 @ 9:58pm 
Originally posted by LupisVolk:
You see the brace on his left leg? That kind of injury is why he can't jump.
He shouldn't have a dedicated jump button then.

If he didn't, people like you would ♥♥♥♥♥ incessently about how he doesn't have a jump button.
Chicken Jockey Sep 7, 2015 @ 10:01pm 
Originally posted by Sathas:
If he didn't, people like you would ♥♥♥♥♥ incessently about how he doesn't have a jump button.

Prove it.
Authun Sep 7, 2015 @ 10:02pm 
Originally posted by Sathas:
If he didn't, people like you would ♥♥♥♥♥ incessently about how he doesn't have a jump button.

Prove it.

....Are we 5? In that case the only response I can give to your witty retort is...

Make me.
Chicken Jockey Sep 7, 2015 @ 10:07pm 
Originally posted by Sathas:
....Are we 5?
You tell me. Your response to someone making a legitimate criticism of the game and saying that it would be better if something else was done was to say "no you would ♥♥♥♥♥ about it anyway!!!!!!!!!"
Authun Sep 7, 2015 @ 10:09pm 
Originally posted by Sathas:
....Are we 5?
You tell me. Your response to someone making a legitimate criticism of the game and saying that it would be better if something else was done was to say "no you would ♥♥♥♥♥ about it anyway!!!!!!!!!"

Hey now, I already got that proof in that other nonsense ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ thread you started. You lost and that's that, lets not be a sore loser okay buddy? Besides, how high can you expect a man whose nearing the big 5-0 and has a piece of lead in his knee to jump when his only nutrition comes from dog food and muddy water?
crazychris4124 Sep 7, 2015 @ 10:30pm 
Originally posted by Sathas:
First movie, Max gets shot in the leg and develops a persistent limp which is why he wears a leg brace. I'm very sorry that a crippled middle-aged man doesn't have a 10 foot vertical leap.

well they shouldnt put ammo or scrap on the other side of a giant hole that requires you to jump across
Authun Sep 7, 2015 @ 10:31pm 
Originally posted by crazychris4124:
Originally posted by Sathas:
First movie, Max gets shot in the leg and develops a persistent limp which is why he wears a leg brace. I'm very sorry that a crippled middle-aged man doesn't have a 10 foot vertical leap.

well they shouldnt put ammo or scrap on the other side of a giant hole that requires you to jump across

Ive yet to find a single gap like that that didn't have another way around that you were -supposed- to use instead of trying to leap for it.
Skin Vision Sep 7, 2015 @ 10:31pm 
Please, stop responding to the trolls. Let these threads die in peace.
Chicken Jockey Sep 7, 2015 @ 11:26pm 
Originally posted by Sathas:
Hey now, I already got that proof in that other nonsense ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ thread you started.

This just in: No one is allowed to point out any flaws in this game ever period.
Authun Sep 7, 2015 @ 11:27pm 
Originally posted by Sathas:
Hey now, I already got that proof in that other nonsense ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ thread you started.

This just in: No one is allowed to point out any flaws in this game ever period.

Shhhh shh shh, go back to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ about camera angles, leave the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ about a cripple who can't jump like an NBA player to Op
Ruin Sep 7, 2015 @ 11:41pm 
Originally posted by crazychris4124:
Originally posted by Sathas:
First movie, Max gets shot in the leg and develops a persistent limp which is why he wears a leg brace. I'm very sorry that a crippled middle-aged man doesn't have a 10 foot vertical leap.

well they shouldnt put ammo or scrap on the other side of a giant hole that requires you to jump across

Find another way then... I've not encountered a single loot object that required me to do more than what is possible within the limitations of the character...

This is not Assassin's Creed... Most normal people (especially when they are required to wear a leg brace after their leg was blown out by a pistol, as others have said) cannot jump more than a few feet, even from a running start, so Max's limitations are actually quite within 'normal' human limitations, as opposed to your typical super hero (un)limitations in games...
Ruin Sep 7, 2015 @ 11:41pm 
Originally posted by Swordagrim:
Max was great at jumping until he took a bullet to the knee

He was a pretty good adventurer too I hear...
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Date Posted: Sep 7, 2015 @ 9:38pm
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