Favorite Quote From Kenshi

[Bedelguese]

What is your favorite quote from Kenshi?

My person favorite is:
"You took my leg off! MY WHOLE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LEG!"

[TehOuchies]

Too long to type out at work on steam mobile. But it involves the cannonball plains.

[BLKCandy]

"I will. We will." Hamut to Miu <3<3<3
Full conversation:
Hamut: This scent... it reminds me of her...
Miu: I'm sorry about your wife, Hamut. Slavers, they're the scum of the earth.
Hamut: And I'm sorry about your time in the mines... I won't let them take you again.
Miu: We'll take them down one day, Hamut. You and me, together. Don't let those scumbags twist your soul, Hamut. Live your life. For her.
Hamut: I will. We will.

"...some beautiful human ladies. FEMALE human ladies. Yes. I would like to see one of these." - Beep
Full conversation:
Beep: Now that Beep is the strongest warrior ever, Beep needs to find a worthy foe.
Man: You're not the strongest warrior Beep..
Beep: And some treasure.
Man: You're not even all that strong at all really, you need to be careful, your limbs get chopped off too easily.
Beep: And some beautiful human ladies. FEMALE human ladies. Yes. I would like to see one of these.
Woman 1: Hey! I'm a beautiful human female lady!
Beep: BEEEEEP!?!?!
Woman 1: What's that supposed to mean?!?
Beep: *swallows nervously*
Man: *laughs*
Woman 1: Shut it, you!
Beep: Who... *beep* w-who else is female?
Woman 2: I am you ***.
Woman 1: *laughs*
Beep: Beep is so confused!

[BLKCandy]

Originally posted by TehOuchies:

Too long to type out at work on steam mobile. But it involves the cannonball plains.

Full conversation:
Speaker 1: I always thought this place was just a damn story...
Dumb: Ah, the Cannonball Plains. Sounds like a fun place.
Speaker 1: Are you being serious?
Dumb: The Cannonball Plains! Named after an ancient sport game I believe.
Speaker 1: It's the CANNIBAL PLAINS you ***!
Skeleton: They're not so bad once you get used to them...
Speaker 1: THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE MADE OUT OF *** STEEL!
Skeleton: Lots of things eat humans: spiders, beakthings, wolves...
Speaker 1: Shut up!
Hiver: Do cannibals eat Hivers too?
Speaker 1: Probably, yeah
Skeleton: ...raptors, gorillos, fogmen...
Speaker 1: You're enjoying this aren't you!?
Dumb: No, I'm pretty sure it's the Cannonball Plains. You guys are panicking over nothing, it's just the Cannonball Plains
Speaker 1: I hate all of you

[Zee_]

Originally posted by BLKCandy:

"...some beautiful human ladies. FEMALE human ladies. Yes. I would like to see one of these." - Beep
Full conversation:
Beep: Now that Beep is the strongest warrior ever, Beep needs to find a worthy foe.
Man: You're not the strongest warrior Beep..
Beep: And some treasure.
Man: You're not even all that strong at all really, you need to be careful, your limbs get chopped off too easily.
Beep: And some beautiful human ladies. FEMALE human ladies. Yes. I would like to see one of these.
Woman 1: Hey! I'm a beautiful human female lady!
Beep: BEEEEEP!?!?!
Woman 1: What's that supposed to mean?!?
Beep: *swallows nervously*
Man: *laughs*
Woman 1: Shut it, you!
Beep: Who... *beep* w-who else is female?
Woman 2: I am you ***.
Woman 1: *laughs*
Beep: Beep is so confused!

Thats my personal fave as well, though I preffer the one where you have Agnu in the squad when the conversation kicks off. Beep passing out cold from the shock is priceless. There needs to be a tree in-game with "Beep+Agnu 4ever" carved into it as a testament to the best (unofficial) couple in any game, ever.