Any funny stories

[Kerbo]

I'm bored, but on my first prison I had about 140 prisoners that all just decided to go on a riot for no reason at all and killed all of my guards.

[Kerbo]

Also one guy was going to an office for anger management therapy, A minute later that office was on fire.

[RoboCop]

Originally posted by Kerbo:

Also one guy was going to an office for anger management therapy, A minute later that office was on fire.

xD.

[Trekkingkitty]

LOL Wish I could get fires more often.
LOL

[Kerbo]

Originally posted by worfsnadi:

LOL Wish I could get fires more often.
LOL

That is until your kitchen burns down and your prisoners riot cause they have no food

[Trekkingkitty]

I had a good fire that happened when I stepped away from my computer for a few minutes and didn't pause the game. When I came back the legendary prisoner, who I had been wishing to get rid of, had burned himself up in a fire. I don't even know how the fire got started but I had seen him with a lighter once so I guess he started it himself. I sure was glad to have him gone after killing so many of my guards.

I did have a fire once where a kitchen burned up but they didn't riot. Maybe I rebuilt it too quickly. I'd like to have a riot on the level of G.A.B.O.S. but haven't as of yet.

[Kerbo]

Originally posted by worfsnadi:

I had a good fire that happened when I stepped away from my computer for a few minutes and didn't pause the game. When I came back the legendary prisoner, who I had been wishing to get rid of, had burned himself up in a fire. I don't even know how the fire got started but I had seen him with a lighter once so I guess he started it himself. I sure was glad to have him gone after killing so many of my guards.

I did have a fire once where a kitchen burned up but they didn't riot. Maybe I rebuilt it too quickly. I'd like to have a riot on the level of G.A.B.O.S. but haven't as of yet.

I had an insane riot once, A prisoner lit the canteen on fire and then they got mad. FULL ON BLASTED THROUGH THE ARMORY AND WENT FULL ON RAMBO THROUGH TO A FIRE.

[RoboCop]

Lol

[Erren]

I've had prisoners kill their parole officer during their parole hearing. I doubt they will be getting out soon.

[Kerbo]

Originally posted by Todd:

I've had prisoners kill their parole officer during their parole hearing. I doubt they will be getting out soon.

That's like shooting yourself in the foot.

[RoboCop]

Originally posted by Kerbo:

Originally posted by Todd:

I've had prisoners kill their parole officer during their parole hearing. I doubt they will be getting out soon.

That's like shooting yourself in the foot.

Then they are the next in the list after you hire a new one

[magnum2016]

In my latest prison (650 prisoners so far) I have made it a paradise for inmates and there is very little fights in the prison. I also built the prison surrounded around supporting gangs (lots of Common rooms ) well all three gangs had leaders that were in Super Max that couldn't talk with their members however one gang has 32 members one with 16 and one with 12.

The green gang (32) controlled nearly the entire prison and began causing problems. The blue gang (12) had been being brutalized by the green gang and the red gang had been pretty neutral.

Anyways the red gang decided to attack the green gangs main Commons room.... 30 green were in that room within a minute the 13 red gang members... slaughtered them all... every single one of them.

Somehow they got into my armory and got assault rifles (I may have helped this happen) (I have a mod that adds all guns to the armory). Literally the red gang went in with 5 guys armed with assault rifles and killed about 17 gang members and knocked the rest out.

[Ghetsis]

I dont remember exactly but at one point one of my prisoners were pissed off that they did not pass their parole hearing (they didnt want to take any therapy classes and can often cause trouble). So i think I found a dead cook in the fog of war, I was like "WTF how long has that been there" so I sent a guard over to investigate and I found a prisoner who just failed his parole chasing another cook around. I also had a legendary prisoner who was in max security, who was not part of any gangs, he gave me so much trouble.... kept killing off my guards, other prisoners. I decided to lower his security rating in hopes that he would be killed in a rampage after killing a few unwanted prisoners, (gang members etc..) but he managed to kill off a bunch of people without being killed, instead, being arrested by my guards.

[Kerbo]

Originally posted by magnum2016:

In my latest prison (650 prisoners so far) I have made it a paradise for inmates and there is very little fights in the prison. I also built the prison surrounded around supporting gangs (lots of Common rooms ) well all three gangs had leaders that were in Super Max that couldn't talk with their members however one gang has 32 members one with 16 and one with 12.

The green gang (32) controlled nearly the entire prison and began causing problems. The blue gang (12) had been being brutalized by the green gang and the red gang had been pretty neutral.

Anyways the red gang decided to attack the green gangs main Commons room.... 30 green were in that room within a minute the 13 red gang members... slaughtered them all... every single one of them.

Somehow they got into my armory and got assault rifles (I may have helped this happen) (I have a mod that adds all guns to the armory). Literally the red gang went in with 5 guys armed with assault rifles and killed about 17 gang members and knocked the rest out.

How do you get prisons so big? I barely hold off 200

[mwkaszy]

Originally posted by Kerbo:

Originally posted by worfsnadi:

I had a good fire that happened when I stepped away from my computer for a few minutes and didn't pause the game. When I came back the legendary prisoner, who I had been wishing to get rid of, had burned himself up in a fire. I don't even know how the fire got started but I had seen him with a lighter once so I guess he started it himself. I sure was glad to have him gone after killing so many of my guards.

I did have a fire once where a kitchen burned up but they didn't riot. Maybe I rebuilt it too quickly. I'd like to have a riot on the level of G.A.B.O.S. but haven't as of yet.

I had an insane riot once, A prisoner lit the canteen on fire and then they got mad. FULL ON BLASTED THROUGH THE ARMORY AND WENT FULL ON RAMBO THROUGH TO A FIRE.

And thats why I like to have this mod installed: http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=579974103&searchtext=callout+to+soldiers

[magnum2016]

I just expand with new lands. It requires a lot of planning though is the reason you cannot go more than 200 due to lag?