THE DOG BARKING!!!!!!!!!

[Shawn]

On my first playthrough at word of fate quest and these dogs will not shut the hell up. I know they want me to go to a certain point. But I like to take my time I like to look at everything hear the damn conversation of the characters talking see how the scenery has changed from the first game. But no,

[Frag Maniac]

Oh put a muzzle on it Shawn, you're worse than the "dogs" as you call them! LOL

The poor things are eager to serve (despite Kratos neglecting to brush their matted fur), and commenting on how much they're loving it the only way they can, yet all you want to do is shush them! And btw, they're wolves, not dogs, and they even SHOW you which way to go!

[Shawn]

Ah, yes, the wise sage of the internet. Truly, your insights are a gift to the world. Here you are, perched atop the mountain of your own hubris, spouting criticisms as if they carry the weight of Mjölnir itself. The wolves, as you call them ‘dogs,’ show a greater sense of purpose than you. Loyal. Eager. Useful. While you, a faceless phantom of the digital realm, waste breath and keystrokes proclaiming your discontent. Perhaps if you had the courage to act instead of speak, your words might carry meaning. But alas, you are what you are. A shadow. A whisper. Nothing more.

(Looks at the wolves howl incessantly)

Enough! Be silent, both of you. Your noise is as pointless as his drivel.

[Frag Maniac]

Originally posted by Shawn:

The wolves, as you call them ‘dogs,’ show a greater sense of purpose than you.

Actually I said "dogs" as YOU call them, which is why I put dogs in quotations obviously. No amount of feebly attempted poetry is going to save you from that glaring mistake.

[Shawn]

Foolishness. Your words twist upon themselves, ensnared by their own flawed reasoning. If you speak of "dogs," yet deny their nature, your argument is but an empty riddle. Poetry or not, truth remains unshaken by your attempt at cleverness. Reflect upon your own confusion.

[Frag Maniac]

Originally posted by Shawn:

Reflect upon your own confusion.

Says the guy that can't tell a dog from a wolf, then denies it with cheeky BS.

[Shawn]

You like these cheeks

[Frag Maniac]

Originally posted by Shawn:

You like these cheeks

You're clearly delusional.

[Shawn]

Nooooooo, I'm PATRICKKKKKKK

[bokke_commando]

Those dogs get my dogs excited with their barking. Then my dogs start running around, looking behind the TV for them.

[Shawn]

Originally posted by bokke_commando:

Those dogs get my dogs excited with their barking. Then my dogs start running around, looking behind the TV for them.

Oh God that sucks You're getting hit with it twice.

[Krypto]

Have you ever tried the volume function in a game? It's a wonderful little toggle.

[Shawn]

Originally posted by Krypto:

Have you ever tried the volume function in a game? It's a wonderful little toggle.

"Volume function? Wonderful little toggle?" Mate, there are no toggles —there are sliders. Where exactly are these mythical toggles you speak of? Did you find them hiding in the settings menu with your grammar skills? Also, 'Have you ever tried'—what, like volume is some kind of groundbreaking feature? Incredible discovery! Next, you'll tell me you've unlocked the secret 'Brightness button.' Speak like this again, and I will rain down the fury of a thousand Spartan ghosts upon you. Speak plainly, or speak not at all.