What are your favorite lines/quotes?

[Nejy]

Some quotes that immediately come to mind for me are:

• "Oh, you killed my parents... I'll show you with the most suffocating blowjob ever captured on video." ~Jecka
  
• "What the ♥♥♥♥ is wrong with these gay people?!" ~Coach Colby
  
• "Oh, those children are so hot." ~Jecka
  
• "Jeffery, can you draw a better picture of my dead wife?" ~Mr. Burleday
  
• "All women are good for is sucking ♥♥♥♥ and watching Desperate Housewives." ~Nicole

This game's my type of humor. I made a compilation video of funny & offensive scenes:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s90TCzuPXhk

[catgirlclawjob]

They put McLovin' in a romance movie?

[BobTank63]

"GET ON YOUR ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ KNEES BEFORE i BLOW YOUR BRAINS OUT ON THE TILED FLOOR!"

[getosock]

"you bought me here to COOK CRACK???"

[Yargui25ji]

"♥♥♥♥♥, YOU NEED THERAPY."

[yoshid2424]

"Shut up! Shut the ♥♥♥♥ up! Go away!!" -Nicole

[Archibald Archibald II]

"Guys turn me off, but girls make me wanna ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kill myself!" - Ari

[MiKowaii]

"The psychiatrists might disagree but have you considered listening to the voices in your head?" - Nicole, about voices in Emily's head

[Link XL1]

Jecka "Does he have a major fetish?"

Nicole "His major fetish is a minor fetish,"

Jecka "So what's the fetish?"

[Buggdude]

“Play video games with you?? I’d rather play dead at a necrophilia convention.” -Nicole

[roflBeck]

Nicole: "Why are you looking at titty pics on your Fisher Price Blackberry?"
Jecka: "Yeah that's a better name for it, makes it sound official. You have a busy schedule?"
Kylar: "Yeah busy telling ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ like you to ♥♥♥♥ off."
Haha, Kylar's snappy comebacks are some of my favorite things in this game.

[FW]

That Mr. Burleday quote I can't say at all costs

[xXEmoBunnieXx]

"Is there an app that makes you ♥♥♥♥ off and kill yourself?

[boy22q]

my favorite line is AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THE GYM TEACHERS TRYING TO ♥♥♥♥