Flesh Loid sucks

[R3dQui11]

"As we're getting our first peek into what the future of warframe, you know what I wanted to hear? Some old guy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and whining about his ex-boyfriend leaving for what are EXCEEDINGLY and OBVIOUSLY good reasons." -Literally No one.

When he helped me fight the murmur, I was hoping the murmur would kill him.
He did not have a SINGLE LINE that didn't reference the fact that he's pissed at Entrati. I was in a pretty good mood as the quest started, but as this dude kept talking I was so tempted to close the game. Other people are complaining that the quest was too short, but if it was any longer I wouldn't have been able to put up with Loid's CONSTANT attitude to finish it.

[DigitalBoy]

He really was unbearable

[Pakaku]

Gee, who could have thought a character who felt abandoned would end up in a bad mood

[R3dQui11]

Originally posted by Pakaku:

Gee, who could have thought a character who felt abandoned would end up in a bad mood

"oooh booo hoo. My boyfriend left me."
"MY BROTHER IN CHRIST. YOU ARE IN A FIRE FIGHT WITH AN ELDRITCH HORROR. NOW IS NOT THE TIME."

It's kinda hard to take the threat of an ELDRITCH ENTITY ENCROACHING UPON REALITY seriously when the NPC guiding you through this horror is more focused on his ex. I genuinely wasn't sure until the end if he could hear Wally or not despite Wally addressing him directly because Loid didn't acknowledge it.

My least favorite trope of all time is "Character A is pissed at Character B, and has to CONSTANTLY make it known despite the fact that it is BLATANTLY OBVIOUS that the thing they're pissed about was done for a VERY VERY good reason."

But mainly it's that it was LITERALLY ALL OF HIS LINES. He could not say 1 thing without wrapping it back to the fact that he's pissed at Entrati. And if it wasn't about Entrati, it was some snide put-down to someone that did nothing wrong.

Like, Wally was very obviously fud<ing with him by pretending the fish was saying stuff it wasn't and Loid was immediately like "I'll fud<ing kill that fish right now I swear to god just give me a reason and I'll strangle it with my own two hands."

[Franss the Coffee Addict]

"Western dev was here."
"how you know?"
"horrible dialogue is here"

[Dragun16]

Fish loid, Flesh Loid, An thank god mech loid leaves. Thats just to much loid for me... An bonus points for saying loid just for short mesure.

[𝔼ℂℂℍ𝕀 ℤ𝕆ℕ𝔼]

I agree, I actually liked everything about the quest for once, except this dude and the esg cringe writing involving him and his boyfriend problems and why he has to ♥♥♥♥♥ about everything. We really could have focused on human Excalibur to expand him and get a good start to the human warframes but they instead focused on this garbage.

[Yaltiaj]

Originally posted by Franss the Coffee Addict:

"Western dev was here."
"how you know?"
"horrible dialogue is here"

This for real.

[Nero]

I like the dual meaning of the title…

Imo it fits the character well.
You need to consider that the orokin times were different and basically everyone was an entitled brat (as far as their status allowed)

It creates an interesting difference between necraloid and meatloid.
It might also tie into future story because the void is influenced by strong emotions.

[Mooman]

The problem with Loid as I see it is that is ALL there is to him and Albrecht, there is no depth to his story. That makes him and by extension Albrecht boring and one dimensional (yes, yes... multiverse...).

Being in a relationship is fine, having one protect the other is fine. But if that is effectively the set up to the entire game? I think I just got bored of learning more...

[Aerond]

Wait, what do you mean 'Ex-Boyfriend'? Did Albrecht Entrati cheat on Space-Rad-Grandma?

[R3dQui11]

Originally posted by Aerond:

Wait, what do you mean 'Ex-Boyfriend'? Did Albrecht Entrati cheat on Space-Rad-Grandma?

No, he just talks about Entrati like someone who is LIVID that they've been dumped.

[Kalenath]

Originally posted by DigitalBoy:

He really was unbearable

I KINDA thought that was the whole POINT, but far be it from me to try and let people who INSIST on missing the obvious for whatever reason they may desire see such.

Everyone INSISTS that THEIR own personal opinions and preferences take precedence over everyone else's.

So be it. My 'own' personal preference is that I am a fat headed bigot 'about' fat headed bigots and I cannot stop laughing at all the fat headed bigots. Yes, that means I am a hypocrite (Like @90% of the posters online these days, but at least I can admit it!) and that I laugh at myself a lot.

Sorry if that offends... Um, actually, no I am not. I AM a true fat headed bigot, after all.

[Sceles]

Yes! His personality is not interesting, all of his lines are pessimistic(in unfunny way) and he has terrible fashion sense.

[Aerond]

Originally posted by Sceles:

Yes! His personality is not interesting, all of his lines are pessimistic(in unfunny way) and he has terrible fashion sense.

And he's rude to our mechanical boy. Also, that mullet... He's a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hipster.

[Khanwolf]

Loid is what they gave us instead of Tau... a whole Sentient Galaxy we could DESTROY!

Loid was more important than the super tight Lore we had so far with mega Characters since years. "Together" is the new emphasis of a Ninja Genocide Power Fantasy. No more Red Veil Torture Chambers and Fields of Corpses!

Forgiveness and Understanding is the new Message - Personal Growth!

No Lotus - No more Fortuna Slaves Body Horror - No Bodysnatching for Simaris

Just Loid.

Loid is the Problem! Every tiny word out of his mouth! Hate the only Solution.