so brave, so strong, so cringe

[Clockeye]

Story makes no sense again, welp time to retcon everything again.

some prego frame giving birth makes zero sense. They are machines not organisms.

If it dies, what? it's gonna respawn god knows where and give birth again? lol.

I get that Reb wants to promote the new frame because prego status, but it's not necessary to make literally every eximus a Jade variant.

Story makes as much sense as explaining calculus through interpreted dance.

Oh but, I'm sure the retconning will half-ass explain everything as usual.

[AllergicToBrainRot]

Warframes were once humans. Both stalker and jade were humans, lovers. Orokin turned them into warframes for being in a relationship with each other. She still had his child with her, even as a warframe. i'm sure someone can explain more. But does this mean we can rizz up sayrn? idk

[Metalshock]

As the previous comment said, the Jade in the Stalker's lair is an Original Warframe, whom are actual people who were turned into Warframes via the Helmith strain. Jade was turned into a Warframe while already pregnant, as a punishment for being pregnant, as apparently her status didn't allow her the luxury of children.

Original Warframes have been in the story for a while, as every legend we have of a great deed associated with a Warframe comes from the Original Warframe. The Warframes we use (with maybe the exception of Umbra) are reprints based off of what the Helmith did to the original.

Worth noting as "machines" the Warframes are more Bio-mechanical rather than straight up Mechanical. They are made of flesh. They do bleed.

[Metalshock]

I do suggest actually reading Jade's story. It is delightfully messed up to the point I want to revive Ballas just so I can kill him again.

[maeharaprojekt]

Originally posted by Metalshock:

I do suggest actually reading Jade's story. It is delightfully messed up to the point I want to revive Ballas just so I can kill him again.

Quite seriously wondering if I can start a 2nd account, only for the satisfaction of killing that hat-mating, turbo-intimate-cleansing-product all over again.

[Pakaku]

Written exactly like a troll who understands zero of the actual story they're trolling about

[DarthDerpMachine]

Originally posted by -Diet-Bleach-Drinks- 4$:

Warframes were once humans. Both stalker and jade were humans, lovers. Orokin turned them into warframes for being in a relationship with each other. She still had his child with her, even as a warframe. i'm sure someone can explain more. But does this mean we can rizz up sayrn? idk

Correction...
The first Warframes were once humans. They were uncontrollable and had to be destroyed. Jade, Stalker, and Umbra are the three that got away.

The rest of the frames are second generation fully manufactured bio-synthetic Helminth strain machines.

[Metalshock]

Originally posted by Redeyeflight:

Originally posted by -Diet-Bleach-Drinks- 4$:

Warframes were once humans. Both stalker and jade were humans, lovers. Orokin turned them into warframes for being in a relationship with each other. She still had his child with her, even as a warframe. i'm sure someone can explain more. But does this mean we can rizz up sayrn? idk

Correction...
The first Warframes were once humans. They were uncontrollable and had to be destroyed. Jade, Stalker, and Umbra are the three that got away.

The rest of the frames are second generation fully manufactured bio-synthetic Helminth strain machines.

That doesn't make sense with many of the stories. Look at Dagath;

The first Dagath was a lover of a pair of Orokin, who fell violently ill to the point of being near death. The Orokin couple begged for their lover's life, and she was turned into a Warframe to cure her of the condition that would have killed her.

Most of the Original frames are dead, of course, by various means, but they were used thoroughly by the Orokin until then.

Edit: I meant to say the Orokin and the Tenno until then, as some of the originals, such as Jade and the Stalker, were actually present at the fall of the Orokin, when the Tenno finally turned on their masters.

[Wintermute]

There actually is an explanation for how Jade came to be, why specifically she's pregnant and how it all works. There's even a nice description of interactions with operator from warframe's perspective.

In truest DE fashion that explanation is hidden behind an interaction with a translucent object hidden in a back-ass-nowhere area you would never normally check for anything. I only found it because I was looking for an absolutely unrelated prex card.

[jautja]

Originally posted by Clockeye:

Story makes no sense again, welp time to retcon everything again.

some prego frame giving birth makes zero sense. They are machines not organisms.

If it dies, what? it's gonna respawn god knows where and give birth again? lol.

I get that Reb wants to promote the new frame because prego status, but it's not necessary to make literally every eximus a Jade variant.

Story makes as much sense as explaining calculus through interpreted dance.

Oh but, I'm sure the retconning will half-ass explain everything as usual.

Buddy, you're too late. This hasn't been taken seriously since we opened the school kids, and that was ten years ago.
Now the whole game is a tree, which is kind of chopped, every branch leads to nowhere, and moreover it is cut off even from the trunk. Nothing is finalized, a lot of things conflict with each other and even with trivial logic. t's all kind of connected, and it feels that way, but it really isn't.
Don't try to bring everything together, it won't work. It's a long time ago.

[Spirit]

Originally posted by -Diet-Bleach-Drinks- 4$:

Warframes were once humans. Both stalker and jade were humans, lovers. Orokin turned them into warframes for being in a relationship with each other. She still had his child with her, even as a warframe. i'm sure someone can explain more. But does this mean we can rizz up sayrn? idk

its actually ballas again , he mocked jade for being unable to give birth and that she has only 2 choices available (baby actually survived the helminth process) : dont give birth and survive or give birth and die in the process , he was surprised that she chose option 2 , resulting in the first (and only) natural born warframe in the process

[DemonKing]

Originally posted by Clockeye:

Story makes no sense again, welp time to retcon everything again.

some prego frame giving birth makes zero sense. They are machines not organisms.

If it dies, what? it's gonna respawn god knows where and give birth again? lol.

I get that Reb wants to promote the new frame because prego status, but it's not necessary to make literally every eximus a Jade variant.

Story makes as much sense as explaining calculus through interpreted dance.

Oh but, I'm sure the retconning will half-ass explain everything as usual.

I mean warframes are bio weapons so technically they probably can give birth somehow if modified. Especially since warframe is sci-fi and has the "void" tech

[Dezktop]

good thing there is more to come and we get to see ppl get mad over this again. i just wanna know if parvos slung that sister into the void when he found out what she did.

[MekaDovah]

Motherhood really makes people feel threatened it seems.

All the smokescreening just to avoid admitting it too.

[MShields]

exc umbra ate his son upon transformation - i sleep
pregnant warframe and her boyfriend - THEY WERE HUMANS

i agree with op, the story makes no sense and writers are making bulldung up on the fly

[Sovereign Star]

Pregnancy is where you really draw the line in a game where we dissolve human clones and slaves with utter brutality and violence?

Mind I remind you we also do human trafficking?